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Topic: Parcelan's Labyrinth II: Cult Wars
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-10-2007 12:30:15 PM
Day Nine!

Trent
Quietmen
HP 38
Gold 21
Status: Poppies, poppies, poppies!

Move: 18

*peering along the roadways a lovely smell of bread reaches is a welcome suprise. watching the merchant only a moment to make sure they are engaged he wanders past, tucking a loaf of bread into his shirt as he stumbles along*

"I'm sure this will come in handy, I mean, who does love a nice loaf of bread right? I should probably stop talking to myself shouldn't I?"

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 02-10-2007 12:40:08 PM
quote:
Verily, Trent doth proclaim:
*peering along the roadways a lovely smell of bread reaches is a welcome suprise. watching the merchant only a moment to make sure they are engaged he wanders past, tucking a loaf of bread into his shirt as he stumbles along*

"I'm sure this will come in handy, I mean, who does love a nice loaf of bread right? I should probably stop talking to myself shouldn't I?"


Aw fudge.. *continues to watch and wait*

Razor
posted 02-10-2007 05:31:58 PM
D9
His Glorious Hands
H 16
G 10
S -
M 1d41 => 41
A 1d20 => 10
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Razor
posted 02-10-2007 05:33:38 PM
*pays out the 5 gold for a Rod of conversion!!!*
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-10-2007 08:25:53 PM
I'm gonna claim shenanigans on the resurrection date and duck out. The original post says day 7. Bajah said day 8 in a passing comment which I simply construed as being a typo or otherwise wrong. There was no official post on it until after the fact. Plus I apparently just keep jogging between spaces 1 and 41. Fuck it.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-10-2007 08:57:10 PM
Day 9

Sakkra
Waychangers
HP: 10
GP: 00
Status:

Knowing is half the battle 1d41 => 13
The other half is violence 1d20 => 9

Blackened
posted 02-10-2007 10:31:27 PM
Day Nine

Quietmen
HP: 13
GP: 15
Inventory: Scroll of Resurrection
1d41 => 18
1d20 => 6


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Blackened
posted 02-10-2007 10:32:10 PM
Eat it, move on.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 02-10-2007 10:38:19 PM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I'm gonna claim shenanigans on the resurrection date and duck out. The original post says day 7. Bajah said day 8 in a passing comment which I simply construed as being a typo or otherwise wrong. There was no official post on it until after the fact. Plus I apparently just keep jogging between spaces 1 and 41. Fuck it.

Calm down.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 02-10-2007 11:15:42 PM
On day 10, the people who have sacrificed themselves to their gods can come back with 1 hit point. Any 'square' they land on has its bonuses doubled for themselves and any clanmates that also land on it. If they land on something that kills them, they lose 50 glory. If they fight another clan member, they automatically win and GAIN 25 glory. If two 'avatars' fight each other, it's the standard rolling, but the loser loses 25 glory in addition.

Also, player versus player combat yields 3 glory won and lost!

DAY TEN STARTS NOW!

Gadani
U
posted 02-10-2007 11:45:25 PM
Day 10
Gadani of the Quietmen
Status: Fine
Inventory: Empty
HP: 1
Gold: Broke

Movement: 1d41 => 3
Attack: 1d20 => 5

Gadani
U
posted 02-10-2007 11:46:24 PM
20 gold, 6 hp, and 6 glory if no one else that was sacrificed lands here.

Hooray?

Gadani fucked around with this message on 02-10-2007 at 11:47 PM.

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 02-10-2007 11:57:54 PM
quote:
Norim Stumpfighter Model 2000 was programmed to say:
DAY 9

His Glorious Hands

HP:13
GP:0
Effect: Blessing of Ja'Gorgo

Mov't: *1d41 => 38*
Atk: *1d20 => 17* (+5 if I have to be in a fight)


His Glorious Hands

HP:13
GP:0
Effect: Blessing of Ja'Gorgo

Mov't: 1d41 => 12
Atk: 1d20 => 20 (+5 if I have to be in a fight)

Norim Stumpfighter
Milkmaid
posted 02-10-2007 11:58:58 PM
didn't write it in there, but that was for day 10...duh
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 02-11-2007 12:07:50 AM
Day 10
Waychanger
HP: 3
GP: 10
Status: *yawn*

1d41 => 12
1d20 => 19

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 02-11-2007 12:09:08 AM
Aw for fucks sake

Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 02-11-2007 12:10:02 AM
This ends tonight!
Day 10
Mr Crabs
His Glorious Hands
HP: 33
GP: 40
Delirious: -5 to roll
Inventory: Loaf of Bread
1d41 => 10
1d20 => 19
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 02-11-2007 12:13:59 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Gadani said this:
20 gold, 6 hp, and 6 glory if no one else that was sacrificed lands here.

Hooray?


Beau rolled for Day 10 before she got ill.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-11-2007 12:16:04 AM
Quietmen

HP: 16
Gold: 25
Status: Out for blood and cheap whores

Movement: 1d41 => 20
FORM SCHILTRON: 1d20 => 20

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Sentow, I Guess
Pancake
posted 02-11-2007 12:16:17 AM
Day 10

Sentow
Waychangers
HP: 10
GP: 0
ST: Disoriented (-5 from movement)
ITEM: We ain't found shit!

Move: 1d41 => 33
Attack: 1d20 => 3

KIERKEGAARD

Sigpic shamelessly stolen from Kate Beaton.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-11-2007 12:18:55 AM
Well, it's the last day, so I can sacrifice the lamb. Hmmm, I wonder what else a sheep would be useful for...
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-11-2007 12:28:31 AM
For fuck's sake. -_- I keep forgetting to update my HP and Gold. Oh well, at least my HP doesn't need updating any more, damn dogs...

DAY TEN

Mooj
His Glorious Hands
21 HP
45 Gold
Mauled by Dogs
A loaf of bread

Movement! 1d41 => 40-3
Drinking and Fighting 1d20 => 7

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 02-11-2007 12:29:16 AM
Boy, these mourners just don't learn, do they?
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 02-11-2007 01:15:28 AM
Day 10

Ozimander
Waychanger
HP: 1
GP: 10
Status: Slowly being drained of life by poor meats.

1d41 => 1
1d20 => 3

Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 02-11-2007 01:56:53 AM
I led a worthless life...

I wonder what happens to Lammy?

Razor
posted 02-11-2007 02:49:31 AM
D10: Mayhem
His Glorous Hands
H 16
g 10
i Rod of conversion
m 1d41 => 39
A 1d20 => 3+5
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 02-11-2007 02:59:22 AM
quote:
Bajah stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
On day 10, the people who have sacrificed themselves to their gods can come back with 1 hit point.

Hah hah hah hah! The first wave of people returning from the dead missed me, and now this one does too! I'm a happy Quietman, and NOBODY is taking that away from me!

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-11-2007 03:54:38 AM
Pvednes, Day 10
His Glorious Hands
HP 22
Gold 25
Status: Fine

1d41 => 7
1d20 => 20

nem-x
posted 02-11-2007 03:56:46 AM
Day 10
Faction: His Glorious Hands
HP: 10
GP: 0
Inventory: Nothing
Status Effects: None

Move: 1d41 => 26
Attack: 1d20 => 4

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-11-2007 04:05:37 AM
Day Ten!

Trent
Quietmen
HP 38
Gold 21
Status: Skipping along.
Items: Loaf of Bread.

Move:1d41 => 1
Atk/Def: 1d20 => 7

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-11-2007 04:10:05 AM
quote:
Trent wrote this stupid crap:
Day Ten!

Trent
Quietmen
HP 38
Gold 21
Status: Skipping along.
Items: Loaf of Bread.

1+5=6[/b]


soo...

*stumbling along bleary eyed he spies a broken wheel, upon further inspection it turns out the wheel is attached to a wagon that is owned by some tradesman merchant type. Narrowing his eyes a moment he peers at the merchant making sure he is entranced in the broken wheel he decides to lighten the poor souls burden by lessening the objects that must be transferred.*

You gain 20 gold worth of goods. Your faction gains 10 Glory.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 02-11-2007 04:13:10 AM
Day TEN!

Xyrra
Quietmen
20HP
0GP
Status: More HPs, still no GP!

1d41 => 21
1d20 => 10

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-11-2007 04:27:10 AM
Day ten
Tarquinn of the Quietmen
21 HP
10 GP
No items
Status: tired


Movement: 1d41 => 40

Attack: 1d20 => 7

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Talonus
Loner
posted 02-11-2007 08:29:52 AM
Day 9
Glorious Hands
HP: 9
Gold: 15
Status: Move to any merchant

Move: Visiting Priest of Parcelicus
1d20 => 12

Giving all my gold to the good priest.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 02-11-2007 08:45:39 AM
Day 10
Argh!
His Glorious Hands
HP: 24
GP: 30

Status:

Inventory:

Movement: 1d41 => 11
Attack: 1d20 => 17

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-11-2007 08:52:44 AM
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

Day 10
Glorious Hands
HP: 1
Gold: 0
Status: AVATAR

1d41 => 14
1d20 => 6

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 02-11-2007 08:53:31 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Pirotess:
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

Day 10
Glorious Hands
HP: 1
Gold: 0
Status: AVATAR

*1d41 => 14*
*1d20 => 6*



Woo i came back from the dead to get blasted by gunpowder and lose 50 glory.

I win.

Goma
Pancake
posted 02-11-2007 11:39:27 AM
Day 10

Goma of His Glorious Hands
HP: 14
GP: 40
Status: Trap Immunity
Items: None

Movement: 1d41 => 40
Attack/Defense: 1d20 => 7

Goma
Pancake
posted 02-11-2007 11:40:07 AM
Booooooooooo.
Talonus
Loner
posted 02-11-2007 11:51:02 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about (_|_):
Woo i came back from the dead to get blasted by gunpowder and lose 50 glory.

I win.


Poor excuse for an avatar you are.

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