PS: its just stupid if you dont have your sound on. Trent fucked around with this message on 02-04-2007 at 01:08 PM.
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Trent wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
now for something amazingly silly that made me laugh far to much for how silly it is.PS: its just stupid if you dont have your sound on.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Trent who doth quote:
WoW is Satantastic!
Yeah, I have a hard time believing that's serious.
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my fellow MAWOW sister, Mary Leigh Bumblebore
Ok, that about tears that Maradon! fucked around with this message on 02-04-2007 at 03:37 PM.
Finally remembered to take a damn screenshot to post in here, hehe
The low level pvp rewards are crazily good for how LITTLE effort they actually take. Seriously, 7 games of WSG for lvl 40 epic plate bracers? Cha-ching!
I couldn't help but chuckle a little every time I steamrolled an alliance shaman as a horde paladin though.
Only sad part is the awesome jewelcrafting trinkets (Lvl 35 green crafted trinket that gives the same mana as Mar'Li's eye from ZG with added stats? Score) pop out as a non-combat pet for their duration, so they remove my mini diablo Vorago fucked around with this message on 02-04-2007 at 07:13 PM.
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Check out the big brain on Vorago!
I couldn't help but chuckle a little every time I steamrolled an alliance shaman as a horde paladin though.
Paladins are rape. I can't take on an equal level paladin one on one without getting my ass kicked every time. D:
One level 58 holy spec paladin in AH bought BC greens kept the entire group healed even through crazy pulls without any problems x_x
So this is what the alliance has been working with for the last two years? More please 
"It shall be as you say, warmaster. One last question, if I may?"
"Yes?"
"What's in the crate?"
I'm still laughing about it. 
I almost soiled my armor.
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From the book of Nina, chapter 3, verse 16:
The jewelcrafting trinkets would be so great if they weren't bind on pickup. As it is, I haven't bothered getting any of the recipes.
I have 2 words for Trinket crafting.
Cut Citrine.
I finally have my own computer, so I don't have to have retarded hours on it that prevent me from regular raiding. 
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Greenlit's fortune cookie read:
Reroll Horde.
I would just play a Blood Elf, so what's the fuckin' difference?
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Everyone wondered WTF when Mr. Gainsborough wrote:
Should I re-roll when I get Burning Crusade, play as my Rogue, or beef up my Warrior some more?I finally have my own computer, so I don't have to have retarded hours on it that prevent me from regular raiding. :D
I wouldn't worry about the warrior any more, unless you're looking to be a guild's main tank.
Paladins and druids are the new tanks in town.
And fuck blood elves. Seriously.
What's the best ranged class to go with nowadays that A) is actually needed in raids so I won't be sitting around in Ironforge for years LFG and B) maybe won't die in one hit from a Kobold. (damn priests )
Willias fucked around with this message on 02-05-2007 at 12:59 AM.
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Willias wrote this stupid crap:
Warlock is awesome IMO.
but if i roll a warlock then i'll probably accidentally click on maradon WoW threads 
Seriously. Mage = Kill then drink.
Hunter = Too. Fucking. Easy. BORING!
Warlock = Worst is soul shards, though you can get bags made for that shit now. After that, killing stuff is incredibly easy, and if you get low on mana, you can turn your HP into mana, then drain enemies until you get all your health back, and just never stop killing shit.
Warlocks are also fucking crazy in PvP, especially at the high levels.
You could also try priest again. Shadow priests are nasty to fight against, and I hear that they bring a lot to a group at the higher levels, but you have to deal with the assheads that think you're nothing more than a heal bitch. Willias fucked around with this message on 02-05-2007 at 01:05 AM.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Willias who doth quote:
Warlock = Worst is soul shards, though you can get bags made for that shit now. After that, killing stuff is incredibly easy, and if you get low on mana, you can turn your HP into mana, then drain enemies until you get all your health back, and just never stop killing shit.Warlocks are also fucking crazy in PvP, especially at the high levels.
I have never, ever had a problem with soul shards. ESPECIALLY now that you get a shard refund when you use a windrider and you have a warmup period in pvp. In PVE, the warlock's biggest challenge is... nothing. We can chain kill like nobody's business. The only people better than us are hunters and only because they can kite fear immune elites.
Keeping a full bag of shards becomes second nature very, very quickly, and with the now abundant 28 slot shard bags it's seriously a non-issue.
As for our PVP viability...
...from what I've seen, most PVP encounters are a pretty close goddamn fight unless they involve a rogue or warrior, and even then a SMART rogue or warrior can still take you down. PVP is definately a closer game, now. Battling around Auchindoun at 66 I've dropped 70 priests, paladins, even hunters like nothing but I've also been eaten alive by a particularly tenacious and resourceful 63 warrior.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Cuba:
I just did the Greatest BC Quest Ever, if not in the entire game:
Sorry, but that clearly belongs to the quest where you find Thrall's grandmother and Thrall uses his magic to create a little miniature reinactment of the fight with Mannorath or whatever his name was.
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You just have to love Jesus or you will be burned in the fiery pits of hell along with all those poor, misguided, WoW-playing youths that we are trying to save.
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It allows children to participate in the foul, godless act of cybering.
Annarchae fucked around with this message on 02-05-2007 at 03:58 AM.
*falls over laughing*
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This one time, at Random Insanity Generator camp:
Cut Citrine.
So Blizz just flat out forgot to put that recipe in the game as I hear?
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Vorago was listening to Cher while typing:
So Blizz just flat out forgot to put that recipe in the game as I hear?
Just like they fucked up with some of the high end herbs and ores.
However they hot-patched those and basically refuse to fix the Cut Citrine issue. Of course only recipe requires them... the one that makes you run faster.
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Maradon! wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
...from what I've seen, most PVP encounters are a pretty close goddamn fight unless they involve a rogue or warrior, and even then a SMART rogue or warrior can still take you down. PVP is definately a closer game, now. Battling around Auchindoun at 66 I've dropped 70 priests, paladins, even hunters like nothing but I've also been eaten alive by a particularly tenacious and resourceful 63 warrior.
I dunno, after I hunkered down and really started giving it my all again, I found out that I still have an easy time with warlocks. Granted, it is not as easy as it used to be, but there is really nothing warlocks can do to keep me away from them.
Deathcoil just gives me a free intercept.
Seduce just pisses me off and makes me kill you faster ;D
My super-secret mortal strike build is burning people down like you would not believe. I had a little guild gank group going on last night, with myself, another warrior, and a rogue. The rogue would recon in, sap the most dangerous person in a group, and then we would charge in and destroy everyone. We won a few 3v5 matchups, we finally lost when they brought in like seven people, including a 68 mage.
Mages hurt even more if you are not engaging them directly x_x Ow.
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Willias had this to say about dark elf butts:
but maradon's warlock WoW threads aren't that bad. D:Seriously. Mage = Kill then drink.
Hunter = Too. Fucking. Easy. BORING!
Warlock = Worst is soul shards, though you can get bags made for that shit now. After that, killing stuff is incredibly easy, and if you get low on mana, you can turn your HP into mana, then drain enemies until you get all your health back, and just never stop killing shit.Warlocks are also fucking crazy in PvP, especially at the high levels.
You could also try priest again. Shadow priests are nasty to fight against, and I hear that they bring a lot to a group at the higher levels, but you have to deal with the assheads that think you're nothing more than a heal bitch.
Nice thing for leveling warlocks is you can get mana back by draining souls too, I have soul shards coming out my damn ears at this points, using a 230mana spell to get 890 mana is nice.
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Verily, Led doth proclaim:
Mages hurt even more if you are not engaging them directly x_x Ow.
That's the general idea... And it's why Gnomes hide in bushes. 
The longer you don't see them the more they can piss you off.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Led booooze lime pole over bench lick:
I dunno, after I hunkered down and really started giving it my all again, I found out that I still have an easy time with warlocks. Granted, it is not as easy as it used to be, but there is really nothing warlocks can do to keep me away from them.Deathcoil just gives me a free intercept.
Seduce just pisses me off and makes me kill you faster ;D
You're fighting extremely poor warlocks.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Taylen who doth quote:
Nice thing for leveling warlocks is you can get mana back by draining souls too, I have soul shards coming out my damn ears at this points, using a 230mana spell to get 890 mana is nice.
If you're casting anything but the first rank of drain soul, you're doing it wrong. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 02-05-2007 at 01:13 PM.
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Maradon! got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You're fighting extremely poor warlocks.
No, that's about normal. Almost every warlock I've ever fought fights like that.
Though at my level, they don't have Death Coil yet, so they try and fear spam me for whatever reason, which is hilarious due to Tremor Totem.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Willias who doth quote:
No, that's about normal. Almost every warlock I've ever fought fights like that.Though at my level, they don't have Death Coil yet, so they try and fear spam me for whatever reason, which is hilarious due to Tremor Totem.
At your level you're fighting maybe 1% of the total warlock population, and it's a 1% composed of total noobs or people leveling up alts to dick around with who have no idea how to play any class let alone an esoteric one like the warlock.
In other words, your experiences are not a representative cross section.
That said, a lot of players have no fucking clue how to play their class regardless of level.
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There was much rejoicing when Maradon! said this:
You're fighting extremely poor warlocks.
In other words, Alliance warlocks.
As a warrior fighting moderately geared warlocks, my only chance to beat one in a 1-on-1 was to blow Recklessness and hope to 2 round them before they dropped too many dots on me. And even then, if I survived the fight I'd have to sit down and eat L55 food if I wanted to outlast the stack of dots on me. In the case of Affliction warlocks, if they got everything they could on me, even the L55 food didn't go fast enough.
What makes warlocks so irritating is that they can basically just dot 10 people one by one and still have decent odds of getting one or two random HKs. In a 1-on-1 when they can focus on you, they just drop more and usually kill you even if you kill them first. Especially in PUGs where no one cleanses/dispels, ever. =/
At least mages can't kill you if you kill them first... And if they don't have cold snap up, I can usually coordinate Escape Artist, pvp trinket and intercepts to do just that. Nina fucked around with this message on 02-05-2007 at 04:31 PM.
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Maradon! impressed everyone with:
You're fighting extremely poor warlocks.
More like extremely dead warlocks ;D
Have not lost to one in an even fight yet. I even ran into that jerk that kept annihilating me at lower levels. I stomped him flat too.
Warlocks are one of the matchups I can come out on top of without having to be lucky or anything. If they get the jump on me though, I usually die. Although that is the same with any class.
Mortal strike + deathwish + bladefists breadth just hits them way too hard. AE taunt shout takes care of the succubus and seduce, free intercept after deathcoil.
Chop chop ^-^ Led fucked around with this message on 02-05-2007 at 04:52 PM.
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Leding:
More like extremely dead warlocks ;DHave not lost to one in an even fight yet. I even ran into that jerk that kept annihilating me at lower levels. I stomped him flat too.
Warlocks are one of the matchups I can come out on top of without having to be lucky or anything. If they get the jump on me though, I usually die. Although that is the same with any class.
Mortal strike + deathwish + bladefists breadth just hits them way too hard. AE taunt shout takes care of the succubus and seduce, free intercept after deathcoil.
Chop chop ^-^
Yeah, you're fighting extremely incompetent and poorly geared warlocks. The first clue is that they're using succubus mez on you, which is retarded to use on a warrior when you could be using something like a voidwalker bubble or at the very least imp DPS.
The second clue is that they're using death coil on you while you still have an intercept up - death coil is an interrupt, not an oshit button. You use it when you see the angry dwarf appear so that it interrupts the inevitable intercept. Then you have 3 lovely seconds to do whatever you want to a warrior with a +10% damage modifier on them.
Nowadays though, I will shadowfury on myself, the warrior will intercept into it, then I'll DC. This is all assuming I have an imp out, and not a voidwalker. Even at 60 I could kill a warrior before they could get through my VW bubble unless the warrior in question was extremely well geared.
You aren't fighting warlocks who are using a bad strategy - you're figting warlocks who are using no strategy at all.
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Led got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
I had my first grouping experience with a paladin in the ramparts today.One level 58 holy spec paladin in AH bought BC greens kept the entire group healed even through crazy pulls without any problems x_x
So this is what the alliance has been working with for the last two years? More please
No. What the alliance has been working with for the past two years has been a lot of paladins who do nothing but spam Seal of Command and Consecration. Their BoFreedom is used on them and them only, and what good is cleansing when you can just bubble?
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Led said:
More like extremely dead warlocks ;DHave not lost to one in an even fight yet. I even ran into that jerk that kept annihilating me at lower levels. I stomped him flat too.
Warlocks are one of the matchups I can come out on top of without having to be lucky or anything. If they get the jump on me though, I usually die. Although that is the same with any class.
Mortal strike + deathwish + bladefists breadth just hits them way too hard. AE taunt shout takes care of the succubus and seduce, free intercept after deathcoil.
Chop chop ^-^
Fight good warlocks.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Willias was all like:
Fucking blood elves.
yesplz
Everyone can theorycraft to death.Gasp, someone getting killed by a warrior, they MUST suck.
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Nina had this to say about pies:
yesplz
blood elves are boring, no one draws them
it's all about the draenei
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Led painfully thought these words up:
Yeah, I mean, shit, every player I kill must be absolutely horribleEveryone can theorycraft to death.
Gasp, someone getting killed by a warrior, they MUST suck.
Fun fact about warriors: They rely on every other class making mistakes in order to win. If the other player does everything right, you will lose regardless of how good you are. Taeldian fucked around with this message on 02-06-2007 at 03:04 AM.
