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Karnajing:
At what point does a really large clit become a really small penis?
When the woman develops a Y chromosome?
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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You're lucky to come back at -5% alive.
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Verily, Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael doth proclaim:
Why are hot dogs sold in packages of eight but hot dog buns are sold in packages of six?
I buy hot dogs and hot dog buns in packages of eight each. 
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Cuba:
I buy hot dogs and hot dog buns in packages of eight each.
So you like more weiners for your buns more than Deth?
OHHHHHHH Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 01-08-2007 at 10:24 PM.
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Delphi Aegis's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Why is it that when I put the game Elebits into my Wii that it saves the Elebits data, then freezes the console at a big white screen and I have to unplug it from the wall to get it to do anything again?
Because now I don't have to spend 50 dollars on it.
edit: wow what is with these lame questions.
remind me later tomorrow and i might answer them Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 01-08-2007 at 10:58 PM.
Do you think that populism exists as such in the U.S., or is America ruled, in fact, by an aristocratic elite?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Do you think that populism exists as such in the U.S., or is America ruled, in fact, by an aristocratic elite?
I do not post in politics threads, good sir.
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Check out the big brain on Bummey the Fool!
If you could learn how to talk to trees, but had to have the head of a salmon for six months, would you do it?
Salmons don't really live very long, bro. Would I have to worry about my head dying halfway along the 6 months? Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 01-09-2007 at 11:01 AM.
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Mr. Gainsborough was listening to Cher while typing:
Salmons don't really live very long, bro. Would I have to worry about my head dying halfway along the 6 months?
You would have none of the usual salmonly worries, except the almost compulsive need to keep your head moist.
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Bummey the Fool had this to say about Cuba:
You would have none of the usual salmonly worries, except the almost compulsive need to keep your head moist.
Well, I do that anyways usually, and it would be less maintenance because I wouldn't have all this hair.
And motherfuckin' trees man!! Imagine what they have seen. Probably bears! 
I'm in.
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Mr. Gainsborough thought about the meaning of life:
Well, I do that anyways usually, and it would be less maintenance because I wouldn't have all this hair.And motherfuckin' trees man!! Imagine what they have seen. Probably bears!
I'm in.
Ooh, bad choice. I'm on my third month now and, I gotta say, trees are pretty boring. They mostly talk about leaves. Leaves and squirrels.
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Mr. Gainsborough still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
I do not post in politics threads, good sir.
This isn't a politics thread. Now, answer the question, Commissioner!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Did someone just peruse the most frequently asked retarded questions site or are you guys just naturally dull and cliched?
The real question is, does Gains answer these questions by being cool like a ninja, or does he just answer them in a rather lame fashion?
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Jajahotep had this to say about Captain Planet:
The real question is, does Gains answer these questions by being cool like a ninja, or does he just answer them in a rather lame fashion?
I'm not here to entertain you. I am just a bored dude. Go to ebaumsworld or somewhere you would be more suited for if you want entertainment. 
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A sleep deprived Mr. Gainsborough stammered:
I'm not here to entertain you. I am just a bored dude. Go to ebaumsworld or somewhere you would be more suited for if you want entertainment.
You didn't answer my question! Do you answer questions as a ninja or not, damnit! 
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael who doth quote:
Why are hot dogs sold in packages of eight but hot dog buns are sold in packages of six?
Because butchers sell by weight, but bakers sell by the tray.
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x--KarnajO-('-'Q) :
I doubt your desire to answer this meaningfully, but here goes:Do you think that populism exists as such in the U.S., or is America ruled, in fact, by an aristocratic elite?
If any one group is an aristocratic elite, it's the poor, elderly, and ethnic minorities.
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Maradon! screamed this from the crapper:
If any one group is an aristocratic elite, it's the poor, elderly, and ethnic minorities.
But the poor, elderly, and ethnic minorities don't rule. Perhaps I spoke poorly when I chose the word "aristocratic." Has, then, populism fallen by the wayside and does an elite group of any fashion rule?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Karnaj booooze lime pole over bench lick:
But the poor, elderly, and ethnic minorities don't rule.
They don't?
Aristocracy is not determined by money - hence the bourgeois - aristocracy is determined by immutable power over your fellow man. What is political correctness but control over the thoughts we express? What is hate crime legislation but judicial bias? What is affirmative action but federally enforced racial bias? What is The Great Society but immutable, federally backed robbery on behalf of a given group?
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The Hitchhikers Guide has this to say on Maradon!:
They don't?Aristocracy is not determined by money - hence the bourgeois - aristocracy is determined by immutable power over your fellow man. What is political correctness but control over the thoughts we express? What is hate crime legislation but judicial bias? What is affirmative action but federally enforced racial bias? What is The Great Society but immutable, federally backed robbery on behalf of a given group?
What is all this post but an overreaction?
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Aw, geez, I have Maradon! all over myself!
They don't?
Well, maybe, the elderly. I mean, just look at our government. Buncha grandmas and grandpas.
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Aristocracy is not determined by money - hence the bourgeois - aristocracy is determined by immutable power over your fellow man.
Don't the two go hand in hand, or, at least, one lubricates the other? This would, at minimum, disqualify the poor, and probably the middle class.
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What is political correctness but control over the thoughts we express? What is hate crime legislation but judicial bias? What is affirmative action but federally enforced racial bias? What is The Great Society but immutable, federally backed robbery on behalf of a given group?
What are this questions but strawmen? You're still free to be a racist cunt. In fact, talk show hosts make great money being racist cunts. But anyway, my original question was about populism, and this idea of massive fluid social mobility. Does such even exist? It seems, more and more, that the wealthy elite almost exclusively run the country, but maybe that's the way it's always been, and populism is just a tool.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Blindy. booooze lime pole over bench lick:
What is all this post but an overreaction?
Yeah, and the french revolution was an "overreaction" too.
Historically, when liberty is openly threatened, there is no such thing as an "overreaction"
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Don't the two go hand in hand, or, at least, one lubricates the other? This would, at minimum, disqualify the poor, and probably the middle class.
They sure do. Look at the government, the only source of immutable power in this country. Follow the trail of money flowing through the government. Where is it coming from, and where is it going? It's coming from those who produce and going to the aristocracy with the threat of violence safeguarding it's passage.
We live under the fist of an aristocracy of tin-pot local political figures and their pork projects, parasitic subsidized corporate entities, special interest voting blocks, and people who believe they are entitled to all the benefits of society simply by virtue of their existance.
Oh, sure, it's only a few trillion right now and the producers of the wealth that benefits us all are still able to produce, but how long is it going to stay that way?
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What are this questions but strawmen? You're still free to be a racist cunt. In fact, talk show hosts make great money being racist cunts.
Free in what way? Is Michael Richards free to be a racist cunt? It certainly doesn't seem that way. But is 50 cent free to be a racist cunt?
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But anyway, my original question was about populism, and this idea of massive fluid social mobility. Does such even exist? It seems, more and more, that the wealthy elite almost exclusively run the country, but maybe that's the way it's always been, and populism is just a tool.
As long as wealth is distributed by merit and not by force, the talented, productive, intelligent, or hard working who bring the most benefit to society will see the most benefits from society while the dysfunctional see the least.
Apart from the exception noted above, populism not only exists, it exists in the most moral and just form possible.
For now, at least. Maradon! fucked around with this message on 01-10-2007 at 12:15 PM.
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Ferret was listening to Cher while typing:
What should I have my uncle buy me at the game store? (not video game, board games and card games and shit.)
Pokemon Cards
only if they have some from the new diamond/pearl set
(4 MONTHS ARGH)
woah
woah
Also, do you know of any other pretty cool gaming related websites that have interesting enough stuff to look at while bored? Willias fucked around with this message on 01-11-2007 at 02:58 AM.
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Willias's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Have you ever seen the site Tool-assisted Speedruns and what do you think of it?Also, do you know of any other pretty cool gaming related websites that have interesting enough stuff to look at while bored?
I love those things, mang. It shows you just how fast a game can be beat and gives you the tricks you need to get it done better. Like Castlevania 1, for instance. I didn't know you could chain stun all the bosses with holy water until I saw the speed run. I still can't beat the goddamn game but it helps a lot.
I dunno about websites to look at, really. I browse play-asia.com sometimes for cool shit on the discount rack. Serebii.net for my pokemon needs. Whenever I'm bored, I try to get off the internet and go play a game or something. That or browse /b/.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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En Garde, Monsieur Mr. Parcelan! Them's Fightin words:
the Canadian outback?
so, is that like, Alberta?
The power...
OF DANCE?
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There was much rejoicing when Alidane said this:
Gains: What do you plan on doing with your existence?
smokin dope and playin video games
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Willias spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Gains, do you have the power?The power...
OF DANCE?
i can't dance without arrows 
