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Bloodsage wrote this in the snow with their pee:
Too bad this isn't playing in the US. Looks right up your alley. Uh, so to speak.
... I actually want to see that, it looks funny.
and as for the poll, I pick #4 - Redneck Jokes.
... and I hate pancakes, but I've gone 4-5 years without a title change, so I don't care if it's changed or not.
That is all.
i also dont appreciate pancakes...as the term flat as pancakes springs to mind and therefore is a silly thing for me!
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This insanity brought to you by princesskirsty:
redneck jokes.i also dont appreciate pancakes...as the term flat as pancakes springs to mind and therefore is a silly thing for me!
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mortious was all like:
Red wunz go fastah.
You're closest without going over.
Naturally, any nob knows that Green iz best. In addition to knowing this, you should also know that mine's shootier than yers.
Ergo, NO ONE GETS GOOD TITLES.
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Mr. Gainsborough has the right stuff
change mine to
Ask Sean to whip up the code, ey.
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From the book of Mr. Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
You're closest without going over.Naturally, any nob knows that Green iz best. In addition to knowing this, you should also know that mine's shootier than yers.
Ergo, NO ONE GETS GOOD TITLES.
I win! 
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Greed wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Hi, I'm new too. Can I get a title?
I don't know. You seem well-spoken and charming enough, but I moused over (without clicking) the link in your signature.
Now I'm at a loss, because I can't tell what you are and I can't remember if Envy is a man or a woman.
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This insanity brought to you by Mr. Parcelan:
I don't know. You seem well-spoken and charming enough, but I moused over (without clicking) the link in your signature.Now I'm at a loss, because I can't tell what you are and I can't remember if Envy is a man or a woman.
Admit it, you clicked on it.
And you probably liked it too. 
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Greed wrote this stupid crap:
Admit it, you clicked on it.And you probably liked it too.
Clicking results in a 403 Forbidden error. In addition, the tentacle tip in your avatar constitutes NSFW content.
For Parcelan's benefit, or rather more likely, his mortification, Envy's a guy.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Nobody really understood why Greed wrote:
Admit it, you clicked on it.And you probably liked it too.
I was tempted to, but I didn't! The Homonculi weird me out enough as it is.
Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself? Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 11-12-2006 at 03:37 AM.
Peeeeeeeenis.
Not ok? *cries*
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Greed had this to say about John Romero:
It's a tentacle.Not ok? *cries*
Well, consider it a favor to me, one that will be rewarded by your own title. I'd much appreciate it 
(Don't...uh...don't change it to something more disturbing, if you please.)
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
I KNEW IT! ARG ARG ARG.I was tempted to, but I didn't! The Homonculi weird me out enough as it is.
Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?
eep, I'm a little shy, but as you can see, I am a fan of yaoi
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Greed said this about your mom:
eep, I'm a little shy, but as you can see, I am a fan of yaoi
Alright, well, you seem to be pretty cute from your picture.
So we know your...uh...fetish and your looks. Tell us something else.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
Well, consider it a favor to me, one that will be rewarded by your own title. I'd much appreciate it(Don't...uh...don't change it to something more disturbing, if you please.)
Better?
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Greed enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Better?
Much. Thank you.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
Alright, well, you seem to be pretty cute from your picture.So we know your...uh...fetish and your looks. Tell us something else.
Aww, thanks, Mr. Parcelan 
Well, let's see, I'm going to college, I'm into video games and anime, I like long walks on the beach. Is that good?
Tell her what she's won
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Greed stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Aww, thanks, Mr. ParcelanWell, let's see, I'm going to college, I'm into video games and anime, I like long walks on the beach. Is that good?
Tell her what she's won
Servitude to the master of the forums! Hooray!
No, no, I kid...because I care.
What college do you go to?
Also, if you can answer this question correctly, you get to choose your new title. If not, you might get something unflattering.
Whales Are...
1) Pretty
2) Mammals
3) Jerks
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
Servitude to the master of the forums! Hooray!No, no, I kid...because I care.
What college do you go to?
Also, if you can answer this question correctly, you get to choose your new title. If not, you might get something unflattering.
Whales Are...
1) Pretty
2) Mammals
3) Jerks
Well, that depends, are you a creepy stalker type person?
As for the second part, whales are JERKS
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We were all impressed when Greed wrote:
Well, that depends, are you a creepy stalker type person?As for the second part, whales are JERKS
No, not really. I like to think of myself as a rather affable chap. Some people have affectionately referred to me as "The King," while a few others have referred to me as "Magic Chef," and others still call me "Jerome Goodtimes."
Whales are definitely jerks. What do you want as your title?
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It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by Greed who wishes to pay me tribute!
Well, that depends, are you a creepy stalker type person?
I am. Wanna have sex? Densetsu fucked around with this message on 11-12-2006 at 04:30 AM.
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This one time, at Densetsu camp:
I am. Wanna have sex?
This thread is going places, possibly to the 17th century. Though, I'm not sure.
nem-x fucked around with this message on 11-12-2006 at 07:39 AM.
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Maradon! put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
If you tried to make me gay, my overpowering hetero would overwhelm your measly gay. We'd both walk away straight. I might be influenced to buy a sweater, or a PT Cruiser or something.
You'd both walk away straight after having gay sex with each other."I'LL FUCK THE GAY OUT OF YOU!"
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
And Dens's new would-be yaoi-girlfriend shares a B-Day with me. Which is creepy.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Nobody really understood why Mightion Defensor wrote:
I believe I am due for an deserve a substantially less-disrespectful title.
But it suits you.
...and I can't even remember what my title is.
edit: Oh. Man, I've had that one pretty much forever. Alidane fucked around with this message on 11-12-2006 at 06:21 PM.
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Ares postedI think I would have rathered had my non-working one...
Don't knock it 'till you've tried it?
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How.... Mr. Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
No, not really. I like to think of myself as a rather affable chap. Some people have affectionately referred to me as "The King," while a few others have referred to me as "Magic Chef," and others still call me "Jerome Goodtimes."Whales are definitely jerks. What do you want as your title?
"Yaoi: Fun for everyone" Greed fucked around with this message on 11-13-2006 at 12:29 AM.
