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Ozimander
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posted 08-19-2006 01:47:43 PM
Who gots it? Please to tell it here.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-19-2006 01:50:36 PM
DEAD RISING IS GREAT
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-19-2006 01:58:54 PM
Yes it is. It has a lack of dinosaurs though.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-19-2006 02:10:38 PM
quote:
Ozimander impressed everyone with:
Yes it is. It has a lack of dinosaurs though.

oh god that would be better

dinosaur zombies

oh god call capcom we've got a winner

Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 08-19-2006 03:37:00 PM
I smell Dino Crisis 4.

Dino Crisis 3 had space dinosaurs, zombie dinosaurs is the next logical step.

edit: got my numbers wrong, hurr

Janus. fucked around with this message on 08-19-2006 at 03:41 PM.

Talonus
Loner
posted 08-19-2006 03:42:11 PM
I have it. Did you have some question about the game?
Cadga 2.0
Pancake
posted 08-19-2006 03:44:52 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
oh god that would be better

dinosaur zombies

oh god call capcom we've got a winner


I think its counter productive, I mean the whole point of zombies scaring you is that they used to be normal humans, and sometimes fool you into thinking they arent. Dinosuars are already blood thristy killers, making them dead blood thirsty killers is kind of redundant if you as me.

Professional Heretic/Sinner/Linux User
"Every Breath leaves me one less to my last"
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-19-2006 03:46:08 PM
quote:
Cadga 2.0 wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I think its counter productive, I mean the whole point of zombies scaring you is that they used to be normal humans, and sometimes fool you into thinking they arent. Dinosuars are already blood thristy killers, making them dead blood thirsty killers is kind of redundant if you as me.

NO ONE ASKED YOU

ZOMBIE DINOSAURS = YAY

Alaan
posted 08-19-2006 03:46:50 PM
You can run around in Megaman armor beating zombies to death with cash registers. What more needs to be said.
Cadga 2.0
Pancake
posted 08-19-2006 03:48:35 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
NO ONE ASKED YOU

ZOMBIE DINOSAURS = YAY



im not saying they arent cool i mean, IMAGINE THE SMELL. The glorious smell of mass defication.. it brings a tear to my eye.

Professional Heretic/Sinner/Linux User
"Every Breath leaves me one less to my last"
Sean
posted 08-19-2006 07:19:27 PM
quote:
Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch, Alaan?
You can run around in Megaman armor beating zombies to death with cash registers. What more needs to be said.

You can barricade yourself inside a hardware store dressed in womens' clothing and beat zombies to death with propane tanks.

(I need to unlock unlimited mode. )

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 08-19-2006 08:19:08 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Alaan said this:
You can run around in Megaman armor beating zombies to death with cash registers. What more needs to be said.

you can get megaman's blaster in the movie shop, but it won't do much damage, becuase it's a toy

oh, and i have the game too.

edit: You know the tanks explode when you shoot them, right?
Edit2: I like how you can put a frying pan on the stove, wait for it to steam, and then use it to burn zombies

diadem fucked around with this message on 08-19-2006 at 08:32 PM.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 08-19-2006 09:57:37 PM
quote:
diadem had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
you can get megaman's blaster in the movie shop, but it won't do much damage, becuase it's a toy

oh, and i have the game too.

edit: You know the tanks explode when you shoot them, right?
Edit2: I like how you can put a frying pan on the stove, wait for it to steam, and then use it to burn zombies


If you kill 53,000 zombies in a single 72 hour run you unlock the real mega-buster.

Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-19-2006 11:06:17 PM
53 thousand zombies!? o_O

I need to buy an xbox

LeMiere
posted 08-19-2006 11:21:52 PM
Megaman armor?!

omg, I can't believe I doubted this game for a moment. The day it goes bargain bin, I'm picking it up!

*Waits.*

Janus.
I am not a woman
posted 08-19-2006 11:24:44 PM
quote:
Led had this to say about the Spice Girls:
53 thousand zombies!? o_O

I need to buy an xbox


Yes, you're in a town of 53,000. Kill all the zombies and you get mega man's arm.

Alberd
Pancake
posted 08-19-2006 11:53:06 PM
I can't imagine being able to kill that many in 72 hours unless you just take a car and drive back and forth through the maintenance tunnels.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Honor those who honor thee, be merciful to those who show thee mercy.
To those who offend thee and thine, show no mercy.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 08-20-2006 12:29:40 AM
Don't have it personally but my friend is the guy who wrote the infinite mode guide. And yeah...to get 53k you basically just drive around the maint tunnels.
BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 08-20-2006 12:35:05 AM
I've got a question, does time move faster in game than real life time? It's a rather dumb, but decent question to ask.

My truck needs to go into the shop to get the A/C checked out (again, ugh), and school starts monday and I get to buy my books. Hopefully I'll have some dough left over afterwards to pick up a 360 and DR, but other things are higher priority.


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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 08-20-2006 12:49:43 AM
Yeah, moves faster in game.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-20-2006 01:23:46 AM
I really want to play dead rising, but buying a whole system just for one game is kinda blah
Blackened
posted 08-20-2006 01:35:17 AM
quote:
Led.
I really want to play dead rising, but buying a whole system just for one game is kinda blah
Have you never heard of Chromehounds?

Or are you only into completely ridiculous anime-style mechs.


Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Alaan
posted 08-20-2006 01:37:10 AM
quote:
From the book of Blackened, chapter 3, verse 16:
Have you never heard of Chromehounds?

Or are you only into completely ridiculous anime-style mechs.


I furiously masturbate to Chrome Hounds every night. ANd I haven't even played online yet.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 08-20-2006 08:45:27 AM
Kameo and Call of Duty are both amazing games too... and they are release titles. Burnout's pretty fun too, though you can get that for almost any system.
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Talonus
Loner
posted 08-20-2006 09:15:00 AM
quote:
Alberd had this to say about Knight Rider:
I can't imagine being able to kill that many in 72 hours unless you just take a car and drive back and forth through the maintenance tunnels.

That's pretty much how you do it. I had about 35 hours left when I was done. It's boring really, but worth it.

quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when BetaTested wrote:
I've got a question, does time move faster in game than real life time? It's a rather dumb, but decent question to ask.

About 3 hour real time for the 72 hours of in-game time I think. Cutscenes do not factor into the three hours. It'll also take longer because you're guaranteed to die a bunch or reload due to the fucking stupid escort AI.

quote:
Led said this about your mom:
I really want to play dead rising, but buying a whole system just for one game is kinda blah

I definitely would not call Dead Rising a system seller. Unless you're getting XBox Live Gold and plan to buy other games (Chromehounds, GRAW, etc), I definitely wouldn't spend the cash on a 360 just for Dead Rising. It's a good game, but it does have some fatal flaws and isn't worth the hundreds of dollars a 360 costs.

Talonus fucked around with this message on 08-20-2006 at 09:15 AM.

Sean
posted 08-20-2006 09:25:39 AM
Dead Rising/Chromehounds combo was a system seller for me, but I'd been in bad need of a good new console game for a long time.

Wish I'd brought my 360 to work this weekend

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Alberd
Pancake
posted 08-20-2006 10:47:28 AM
quote:
BetaTested stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I've got a question, does time move faster in game than real life time? It's a rather dumb, but decent question to ask.

I think one minute ingame is five seconds, so an hour would be five minutes and one day is two hours. Someone correct that math if I'm wrong, I just woke up and can't think straight.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Honor those who honor thee, be merciful to those who show thee mercy.
To those who offend thee and thine, show no mercy.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-20-2006 11:21:45 AM
The first time I played through it I simply ran around killing shit. The second time I did the main story and the cultist side-quest. The reason why there are zombies made me angry, very angry.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Ozimander
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posted 08-20-2006 12:32:24 PM
I just felt like making a thread about this game. I am a god damn zombie enthusiast. If it's got zombies, I'm lovin' it. I had this pre-ordered for a while and now, my only issue:

The fuckin' Brock fight for the True Ending. I cannot beat this cunt.

Ozimander fucked around with this message on 08-20-2006 at 12:32 PM.

Alberd
Pancake
posted 08-20-2006 12:42:50 PM
Double lariat when he drops from the turret of the tank to the actual chassis. If you're lucky, you can get two or three good hits in.
To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Honor those who honor thee, be merciful to those who show thee mercy.
To those who offend thee and thine, show no mercy.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-20-2006 12:54:03 PM
quote:
Alberd was naked while typing this:
Double lariat when he drops from the turret of the tank to the actual chassis. If you're lucky, you can get two or three good hits in.

I just used MGs.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Alberd
Pancake
posted 08-20-2006 01:09:44 PM
quote:
Manticore had this to say about dark elf butts:
I just used MGs.

I don't see how...when you fight him the final time, all your items are removed. It's just a hands-down brawl.

Alberd fucked around with this message on 08-20-2006 at 01:10 PM.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Honor those who honor thee, be merciful to those who show thee mercy.
To those who offend thee and thine, show no mercy.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-20-2006 01:13:02 PM
quote:
Alberd had this to say about Cuba:
I don't see how...when you fight him the final time, all your items are removed. It's just a hands-down brawl.

We're talking about the boss after you collect the 10 queens right? I had weapons for that.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Alberd
Pancake
posted 08-20-2006 01:20:53 PM
quote:
Manticore had this to say about Knight Rider:
We're talking about the boss after you collect the 10 queens right? I had weapons for that.

After you collect the ten queens, right after you blow the shit out of his tank. When I fought him, I had to pummel the hell out of him.

To live by the sword is to die by the sword.
Honor those who honor thee, be merciful to those who show thee mercy.
To those who offend thee and thine, show no mercy.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 08-20-2006 02:52:50 PM
quote:
Blackened had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Have you never heard of Chromehounds?

Or are you only into completely ridiculous anime-style mechs.


I prefer faster gameplay.

I would still be willing to give it a shot if my net connection was not so horribly bad at the moment. I have pretty much been watching DVDs and playing emulated PSX games for the last few weeks when I have had computer time ;p It is a lost cause to play anything online I do not want to spend a ton of money just to find out it aint going to work.

Sean
posted 08-20-2006 03:30:37 PM
Every boss can be beaten with the proper application of battle axe to face.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 08-20-2006 03:40:21 PM
Did anybody find the lightsaber? And how long does it last?
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diadem
eet bugz
posted 08-20-2006 05:42:11 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Anakha was all like:
Did anybody find the lightsaber? And how long does it last?

I found a toy sword that light up. Or is there a real lightsaber?

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Talonus
Loner
posted 08-20-2006 05:45:10 PM
quote:
Anakha said this about your mom:
Did anybody find the lightsaber? And how long does it last?

There's the toy laser sword, which you can grab from toys stores, that isn't very good. For the 5 day survivor achievement you get a useful laser sword.

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 08-20-2006 05:47:18 PM
Laser sword is the award for completing 5 days in infinite mode.
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