Until i met my GF, she is wonderful and treats me like a prince. She helped me kick the dope and drinking. We had a litle girl in novemeber.
I am currently ttryign to get a divorce from the seahag I was married to so I can move on with my life completely. I have a wonderful job managering a motorsports warehouse's inventory, and may possibly get a job at the port as a Customs Agent.
That doesnt mean i dont speak my mind at all though! Im just more "refined" in my assholery. its not completely random, and I prefer to call it being "blunt"
I hope this means something to you fucks
Nice beard.
thats if Parce doesnt want me banned again.. I hope not... i was a fucking dick before hardcore
You're actually sorry about how you used to act, and that goes a long way. Welcome back duder.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I don't think he'll mind.You're actually sorry about how you used to act, and that goes a long way. Welcome back duder.
I said sorry before too 
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Everyone wondered WTF when Cadga 2.0 wrote:
I said sorry before too
Yeah but you were a dick before. 
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean wrote this stupid crap:
Yeah but you were a dick before.
im still a dick now...but im sober so it will come in smaller more controlled doses...
I been reading my past posts.. most are funnier but some are rather embarassing for lack of a better word
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Cadga 2.0 booooze lime pole over bench lick:
I been reading my past posts.. most are funnier but some are rather embarassing for lack of a better word
Haha, I avoid reading my old posts for much the same reason 
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
'sup?
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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Has anyone checked the rabies vaccination on this monkey? Who knows if he's safe?!?'sup?
It *twtiches* works fine I think.. though sometimes I cant feel my hands... kinda makes launching scat hard
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Timpofee had this to say about (_|_):
*wipes a tear*
you had me at "You Fucks"...
you had me... at... "You Fucks"
"You had me at..." doesn't really work well when you use the last words.
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Peanut butter ass Shaq Sakkra booooze lime pole over bench lick:
"You had me at..." doesn't really work well when you use the last words.
NIT FUCKING PICK
this post brought to you by the Monkah department of Redundancy Department
I hope things are ok with your sister, or atleast heading there, after you disapeared she seemed realy pissed at you and I know how hard it can be rebuilding relationships after you let something like drugs create a wedge.
You say you used to be an asshole here (which I'm not debating) but oddly enough one of your asshole comments realy helped me alot a few years back.
"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush
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How.... Cadga 2.0.... uughhhhhh:
It *twtiches* works fine I think.. though sometimes I cant feel my hands... kinda makes launching scat hard
The poo must be flung!
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Leftover Mog wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Welcome back man, being an adict fucken sucks, I'm glad you we're able to beat it.I hope things are ok with your sister, or atleast heading there, after you disapeared she seemed realy pissed at you and I know how hard it can be rebuilding relationships after you let something like drugs create a wedge.
You say you used to be an asshole here (which I'm not debating) but oddly enough one of your asshole comments realy helped me alot a few years back.
good to know I could help.
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Bajah had this to say about Tron:
I've missed the Monkah. It's good to see you back, old chap, and nice to see you've gotten your like sorted out as well. Cadga's a daddy now? That's not scary at all
its my 3rd actually
you forget about the other two? 
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Out of a possible 10, Cadga 2.0 scored a straight 1 with:
its my 3rd actuallyyou forget about the other two?
Hey, it's been a long time. I'm entitled to forget a few things.
It comes with the age
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Bajah said:
Hey, it's been a long time. I'm entitled to forget a few things.
It comes with the age
it happens
I got fat though LOL... i never do anything but stay home and program, work and play with the kids...
all my old friends were junkies and shit :/
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diadem obviously shouldn't have said:
hell, if cadga's back, i'll give this place another shot. LONG LIVE THE MONKEY!
I bring the fucking ratings
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Manticore enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Now all we need is Kagrama.
YUO CATN RAED MY POSTS!@@HD#(
Fun fact: the chick who plays Ariel in the live character stuff is not allowed to show skin, really. She wears a flesh-colored fabric shirt and then some foamy seashell brassiere over that.
P.S. If you rape a mermaid is it sexual assault or beastiality?
Anyways, there is no logical way to win this. Technically, Cadga is permabanned. If I enforce that, people will go nuts and scream redemption and xenophobia and shit like that.
BUT, if I allow him to remain, I'm sure I'll get bitched at by Bloodsage once he comes back from Switzerland or wherever the fuck he's going on my tax dollars.
So I'll alert Drysart and let him decide. Past that, though, I'll ban probably the first or second offense. So if you decide to get back on the sauce or whatever, I'll rape you with a screwdriver.
You know what kicks ass about it? All the soup sort of seeps into the bowl so you can rip it off and eat it. It's like if you drooled chili and gumbo onto your pillow and then ate it.
What a strange world. Let's keep it that way.
It's not something people hear about.
-Pirates of the Carribean. Davy Jones and Barbossa make cameos, but no Kraken! Also, Jack Sparrow is everywhere.
-Haunted Mansion. They made something fucked up in here. They took out all the popping heads in the attic and put in a bunch of paintings depicting a bride murdering her husbands! THEN SHE'S FUCKING THERE, HOLDING AN AXE!
-Space Mountain. Cool new entrance thing.
-Matterhorn Mountain. The yeti has a goddamned strobe light. Fucker's ready to rave. Ready. To. Rave.
My fucking knee is busted.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
P.S. If you rape a mermaid is it sexual assault or beastiality?
Depends, is it oral or, ahem, south of the equator, as it were.
Anyway: hi mans. Glad to see the whole second-rate-Maddox thing is no more. Or at least if it still exists it's raped, combed, and soaked in cologne until its will is rotten and I have no idea where I'm going with this. Self-improvement is good; it's interesting to see how people change.
Maybe I'll convince a pretty lass of mine to go with me next year.
Maybe.
btw- do I need to feel offended by Cadga's return? I don't remember if he was mean to me or not. I think he was nice to me. Or something.
And is there some karmic balance between losing Jens and regaining Cadga?
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LeMiere stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I was hoping to stay away from Disneyland for another few years. However, I find myself intrigued by the recent changes, and I feel compelled to go.Maybe I'll convince a pretty lass of mine to go with me next year.
Maybe.
btw- do I need to feel offended by Cadga's return? I don't remember if he was mean to me or not. I think he was nice to me. Or something.
And is there some karmic balance between losing Jens and regaining Cadga?
You can never compare my loss or gain to anything. I am the epitome of simian perfection. I think I was mean to you alot, I'm pretty sure I thought you were gay. Oh well
