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Topic: Parcelan's Labyrinth
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-08-2006 03:21:24 PM
quote:
Bajah said this about your mom:
Adday 's 25.

Thank God for delerium.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Talonus
Loner
posted 08-08-2006 04:46:22 PM
HP: 10
Gold: 30
Delirium
1d30 => 6 +5
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-08-2006 05:15:25 PM
For Day 9 (Today)
Repellent Holders:
Sentow, Sakkra, Moogle, ECP, Willias, Callalron, LeMeire, Lazzay.

Ctrl-Alt-Del had one, but used it yesterday when he rolled a 15.

Others had vials, but lost them when they died, regardless of resurrection.

Protected from Traps:
Moogle, Stiddy, Jargum

Poisoned:
nem-x (-2/day), Almond (-4/day), Taeldian (-4/day), Ctrl-Alt-Del (-4/day)

For Day 10 (Tomorrow): (so far)
Repellent Holders:
Sentow, Sakkra, Moogle, ECP, Willias, Katrinity, Callalron, LeMeire, Lazzay.

Protected from Traps:
Razor

Poisoned:
nem-x (-2/day), Almond (-4/day), Taeldian (-4/day), Ctrl-Alt-Del (-4/day)
Jargum hit the gas trap, but was protected by Seanicus.

I'm not keeping track of Delirium this round of the labyrinth, but I'll keep track of that next time through.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-08-2006 06:19:09 PM
nem-x visits the Three Penguins!

Gadani gains 10 more HP!

Delphi discovers the Bajataur and sacrifices a tribute of 15 gold!

Callalron gains 10 HP!

Sakkra discovers the center of the Labyrinth! His pants BULGE mightily with the wads of gold stuffed into his pockets!

Skaw gets GASSED with delirium!

Trent gains a +1 to his final roll! (Yes, you lose your repellent)

Jargum wanders into a trap, but is protected!

Demos makes an unimpressive start at a -1 to his final roll.

Falaanla gains 10 HP!

Palador gains 5 HP and 10 gold! His delirium is cured!

Stiddy gains 10 HP!

Aury gets GASSED for his final roll!

Beauchan gains 13 HP!

Almond discovers the Shrine of Ja'Gorgo!

Black gains 5 HP and 10 gold!

Liam gains 20 gold!

The Bajataur's cruel laughter echoes through the halls as he extracts a toll of blood from his victim! Delidgamond loses 10 HP!

Bajah gains 20 gold!

Addy discovers the Shrine of Ja'Gorgo!

Talonus' delirium is cured and he gains 3 HP!

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-08-2006 06:30:10 PM
DAy 9
23 HP
40 Gold
Repel
+1 to roll

1d30 => 16+1

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 08-08-2006 06:54:52 PM
quote:
How much Bajah can a Bajah-chuck chuck?
Also, Beauchan, you're forgetting the first day back from your death, you rolled a 28 and got a -9hp right off the bat. With today's roll, you're at 14hp.

I've never rolled a 28 after dying?

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 08-08-2006 07:15:30 PM
Anakha's corpse wakes up after 3 days of rest, and goes "Whats with the sand taste in my mouth, Well, times a wasting"

10 HP
No munies.

1d30 => 8

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 08-08-2006 07:16:12 PM
How do you poison a zombie?
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-08-2006 10:09:43 PM
Getting closer to the last roll...

ECP is gassed!

Anakha gets NEEDLED!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-08-2006 10:59:54 PM
We're going a little early today, because...

THE FINAL DAY BEGINS NOW!

Tremble, mortals, for the time of reckoning has come! Few have ever escaped the Labyrinth and the Bajataur is intent on seeing it stay that way! The stones shake, the halls quake, the sound of hooves upon stone mingles with a howling symphony of roars that seem to come from everywhere all at once!

The Bajataur is on the move, using his knowledge of the Labyrinth and his fleet hooves to dash from place to place! Five different rooms does he appear in! The gold tribute increases to 20!

Adventurers! I shall roll five different dice! Whatever numbers they land on, the Bajataur appears in. However, a 15 will instead be treated as visiting the Penguins of Safety...unless, of course, one of these rolls happens to be a 15.

Enjoy! It's anyone's game!

1d30 => 18

1d30 => 27

1d30 => 24

1d30 => 25

1d30 => 24

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-08-2006 11:00:46 PM
Ignore that last 24 for it is now...

1d30 => 27

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-08-2006 11:01:09 PM
Ignore that 27 for it is now...

1d30 => 27

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-08-2006 11:01:24 PM
Fuck it. Just stick with the original numbers.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-08-2006 11:03:15 PM
Posting in a legendary thread.

HP: 10
GP: 80
ST: Bajataur Repellant

1d30 => 19

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 08-08-2006 11:04:44 PM
23 HP
30 G

come on safety!

1d30 => 4

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-08-2006 11:05:04 PM
Can I sell the extra to somebody?
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 08-08-2006 11:05:40 PM
quote:
BeauChan wrote this in the snow with their pee:
23 HP
30 G

come on safety!

*1d30 => 4*


+1 to my next roll... except there aren't any more.

So, my final stats are 23HP, 30 G

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Gadani
U
posted 08-08-2006 11:15:10 PM
Last roll!

21 HP
0 GP

1d30 => 12

Gadani
U
posted 08-08-2006 11:15:47 PM
Okay, so my final stats are:

26 HP
0 GP

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-08-2006 11:29:28 PM
Day 10!
HP: 21
GP: 95
Status: Slightly Delirious (+5 to roll)

Aaaaaaaaaaand here goes nothing!

1d30 => 12 + 5

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 08-08-2006 11:30:30 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Aury said:
Day 10!
HP: 21
GP: 95
Status: Slightly Delirious (+5 to roll)

Aaaaaaaaaaand here goes nothing!

*1d30 => 12* + 5


Do I lose HP to the poison today, or is it a moot point as we're all getting out today?

Jargum
Doughnut
posted 08-08-2006 11:33:53 PM
20 HP
0 Gold

1d30 => 28

Skaw
posted 08-08-2006 11:36:10 PM
quote:
Bajah stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I will forgive your mistake, even if this is something we've already talked about since you DID NOT ROLL ON DAY 4. You lost the -4 on Day 4 and got a 26 on Day 5, which cured you. Look at the bloody chart.

Honestly, I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say any more. I was at 15, I got gassed. Even though I didn't roll on Day 4, on Day 5 I stated my HP as 11, which, is -4. Then you tried to argue that I didn't, ok, dats cool, so I subtracted yet another -4. Jesus Man, what do you want from me.

quote:
Me, on Day 3:
HP:15
GP:10
ST:None

quote:
Me, on Day 5:
HP: 11
GP: 10
ST: Gassed

And then you said something about me having 4 less hp than I thought I had. And then, by your calculations you had me at 42, where as I had myself at 38. Which you would've had to have me at 16 after obtaining the +5HP and Status Cure, omitting one of the -4 HPs, where as I would've had 12(7+5, as opposed to 11+5,) then my double +13HP rolls.

Skaw fucked around with this message on 08-08-2006 at 11:45 PM.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-08-2006 11:36:41 PM
11 HP
20 GP
1d30 => 14
Addy
posted 08-08-2006 11:36:53 PM
Well I will take the 10G and treat my next roll as a 15 no matter what. Penguins it is!

But let's see what I would have rolled anyway :x

10 HP
80 GP
Status: Delirium

1d30 => 27 +5

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-08-2006 11:36:56 PM
Hp 23
Gp 55

1d30 => 16

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
nem-x
posted 08-08-2006 11:37:15 PM
Give me 25 or give me death

1d30 => 2

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-08-2006 11:38:41 PM
quote:
This one time, at Palador ChibiDragon camp:
Hp 23
Gp 55

*1d30 => 16*


Ohh, a pit trap. The Bajataur will never think to look for me down here.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-08-2006 11:48:54 PM
18 Hp
10 gold

30d1 => 30

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Skaw
posted 08-08-2006 11:49:49 PM
Okay here it goes where da sum of thirties at.

HP:38(42 Bajah whackomath)
GP:20
ST: DELERIOUS

1d30 => 20+5

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 08-08-2006 11:50:20 PM
quote:
From the book of Delidgamond, chapter 3, verse 16:
18 Hp
10 gold

*30d1 => 30*


Nice try. It took me a moment to spot it.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-08-2006 11:59:31 PM
For my final act, I bring you:

28 HP
85 Gold

drum 1d30 => 26+5

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Goma
Pancake
posted 08-09-2006 12:00:54 AM
Day 10!

Health: 13
Gold: 85
Status: Normal

1d30 => 22

Goma
Pancake
posted 08-09-2006 12:01:49 AM
Final stats:

Health: 13
Gold: 110

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-09-2006 12:03:20 AM
20 HP
50 GP
Repellant!

Come onnnn, center of the labyrinth~

1d30 => 26




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-09-2006 12:14:20 AM
Let's do it one more time!

48 HP
20 GP
Can O' Taur-B-Gone

1d30 => 18

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 08-09-2006 12:14:25 AM
Rulings question for Bajah or Parce: I have Delerious -5 to my next roll but I am on Ja'Gorgo's shrine. If I take 10 gold and automatically get a 15 will I actually go to space 10 because of my -5? It says that I land on 15 no matter what I roll so I'm thinking that that's where I go and since 15 is Bajataur free this turn I'll be safe and have gained 10 gold to boot.
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-09-2006 12:16:14 AM
Man, I'm spending enough time at Katrinity's place to get my mail delivered there.

Oh, and I use the can of Taur-B-Gone.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-09-2006 12:27:48 AM
Sentow finishes at 10/80!

BeauChan finishes with 23/30!

Gadani finishes with 26/0!

Aury finishes with 21/95!

Jargum finishes with 11/0!

Falaanla finishes with 11/20!

Addy finishes with 10/80!

Palador finishes with 18/55!

nem-x loses 3 HP!

Skaw meets the Bajataur and is forced to pay a tribute!

Vallo finishes with 28/85!

Goma finishes with 13/110!

Moogle finishes with 25/60!

Callalaron manages to avoid the Bajataur and finishes with 48/20!

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 08-09-2006 at 05:52 AM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-09-2006 12:28:10 AM
quote:
Mr. Crabs stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Rulings question for Bajah or Parce: I have Delerious -5 to my next roll but I am on Ja'Gorgo's shrine. If I take 10 gold and automatically get a 15 will I actually go to space 10 because of my -5? It says that I land on 15 no matter what I roll so I'm thinking that that's where I go and since 15 is Bajataur free this turn I'll be safe and have gained 10 gold to boot.

It's a 15 no matter what.

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