Previously, all EverCrest had to deal with was the few random outbursts from Mr. Gainsborough (which we will affectionately refer to as "Gainspooges"), but now, I'm afraid, two new menaces have emerged.
With the recent gossip about Rogues, EverCrest's number one pest: RIG, has re-emerged from hiding. Intent on disrupting all life in EverCrest, forcing his stale, cliched personality down our throats and intruding on our way of life, he has come back to wreak havoc on the good people of this messageboard. He has stated before that his number one goal in life is to ruin everyone's life, by any means necessary, and now he has returned to do it.
Meanwhile, on the Eastern front, Kennatsu has once again raised his ugly, leering head to pester EverCrest. While it is true that we cannot ever truly eradicate this menace, only contain it, there are certain people among us who are intent on encouraging his disruption and stupidity.
Thusly, I do declare Kennatsu and RIG to be two parts of the Axis of Evil, with the perverted, twisted psychopath Vinven being the third. We can only await his presence. Also, Yuri is the lesser part of this axis...like, a subsidiary of evil or something.
Do not consort with them.
Do not encourage their mischief.
EverCrest can only survive so long as we stand united against these menaces.
We declare subjective neutrality, as well as that you're all faggots.
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A sleep deprived Vernaltemptress stammered:
There are worse offenders and offenses but I have to say I don't want to accidentally open any posts by Gains ever again.
Why? They're always "different" at least.
Well, compared with Black and Sean anyways.
What a couple of jerks. 
woo.
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So quoth Random Insanity Generator:
I'm Evil.woo.
Just a matter of time until you slip up and I have to remove you.
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Liam stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
is this... a flame war...
Not that I can tell... it's random accusations being tossed around.
It's still entertaining to watch. Like a train wreck or something.
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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
yes yes and I'm sure it will just make your life complete to do so.
No.
My life will be complete when all evildoers are destroyed.
Not like there's much of a difference between the 2 statements.
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Random Insanity Generator thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Ok, so when you get to ban me, Gains, Kenn and whoever else you don't like your life will be complete.Not like there's much of a difference between the 2 statements.
When you and Kennatsu kill each other in a glorious duel of the useless pests, I'll be semi-satisfied. You both need to be eradicated.
I'm okay w/ gains
Unfortunately I can not speak for Kenn, I don't know what kind of wacky things might befall the island of Guam.
Of course a friend of mine has a spew reaction to Mushrooms.
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How does that shit work?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
I know, I know... "don't shoot the messenger".
quote:stupostin
Liam.
stoposting
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Liam thought about the meaning of life:
stoposting
... no.
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Random Insanity Generator probably says this to all the girls:
I told you to go to the clinic and get that sore checked out.
I had an intern put this together as a demonstration.
Clearly shown here, through this unlabeled graph, is the positive effect every poster has on the forums in a numerical (laughs per minute) graph.
As you can see, your line drops steadily.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
As you can see, your line drops steadily.
There's an inherent flaw in your graph which renders it void.
The line started out on the positive side of the scale.
quote:We laugh at your ignorance.
Random Insanity Generator.
There's an inherent flaw in your graph which renders it void.The line started out on the positive side of the scale.
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Blackened had this to say about Knight Rider:
We laugh at your ignorance.
If that were the case the line would start negative and go positive.
