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Liam had this to say about dark elf butts:
I'll sound like a fag for this, but Whiskey Sour's are awesome as fuck
I guess I'm a fag too. 
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Liam had this to say about dark elf butts:
I'll sound like a fag for this, but Whiskey Sour's are awesome as fuck
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Karnaj had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Gross. Why would anyone sully the good name of tequila turning it into frat juice? It's like the tool who evented Jägerbombs: you belt Jäger straight and chilled, or not at all.
what the fuck is a Jagerbomb anyway? I've heard of but never seen or tasted.
This past DeadDog I learned that telling the person manning the bar "Put everything in it" resulted in a drink that tasted like Dr Pepper (despite being made with Coke) but REALLY gets you buzzed after the 5th or 6th glass.
I kinda wish I asked what all he put in it. I'm thinking it was just a bastardized Long Island Iced Tea.
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Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Random Insanity Generator who doth quote:
(despite being made with Coke)
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Random Insanity Generator Model 2000 was programmed to say:
what the fuck is a Jagerbomb anyway? I've heard of but never seen or tasted.
One shot of Jagermeister and a glass of Red Bull. Drop it in and what the heck.
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Ares thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
The good old rum n' coke is always a favourite. I also like to mix coconut rum with different juices (like Tangerine juice).
Oh dear lord. Coconut rum with any fruit juice is so sickly and sweet it almost turns my face inside out 
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leckzilla! has funnier quote texts than me:
I'm not a big fan of Guinness, but you can't put "Wife-Beater" above it! It's the beer of Chavs.
Well, our Chav equivalents drink Black Horse (Local brew) and aren't all that bad! Stella Artois' imported here, so out of the imports, it's pretty decent. I like it more than Faxe atleast.
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Mr. Gainsborough stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
i know bout dis
whatchu know abou' dat
I went tubing. 
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Check out the big brain on Liam!
alright whiskey dudes, i've picked up some of canada's cheapest, royal reserve. What should I mix this with that will be good and the lowest amount of calories possible? I'm stuck at Diet Pepsi right now.
Mix it with Crown royal.
Also, doing a 2-to-1 mix of whiskey and beer results in a remarkably easy drink, and it's 30-ish percent.
No, Really. Bite me.
Michelob Amber Bock isn't that great.
Blue Moon is actually a pretty tasty beer.
Man eating and drinking water helps so much gawd. I had the same amount of beers on Friday as I did on Saturday, but I didn't eat anything while I was drinking on Saturday and uh...yeah. Ask Liam. 
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Mr. Gainsborough got a whole lot of nerve:
I've learned some stuff.Michelob Amber Bock isn't that great.
Blue Moon is actually a pretty tasty beer.
Man eating and drinking water helps so much gawd. I had the same amount of beers on Friday as I did on Saturday, but I didn't eat anything while I was drinking on Saturday and uh...yeah. Ask Liam.
That means we had sex.
