I'm using my budget for more functional stuff right now. Decorative stuff will come later.
Chicks will not sleep with you ONLY because of your bedroom.
Chicks will decide NOT to fuck you because your personal space is a masturbatory Mecca of dorkdom.
So now we have a moment for Me to give another lesson in "How to get laid"
Got a TV, Computer, Gamecube, PS2, And Xbox all in your room? Move them. A TV might be fine, as long as it isnt on Cartoon network, or G4. I dont give a rats ass if your chick is a game dork, she doesnt likely live in the same world of dorkdom that you do.
If you must have a computer desk in your bedroom, as I do.. Turn the damn thing off. She doesnt give a shit about your uptime. And set it off to the side, out of the way. That way you dont seem like you live on the fucking thing.
Take down the kid stuff. Seriously. I dont care if you like it, its damned creepy.
Talk to her, and find out things like colors she likes and shit like that. You dont have to redecorate, but having your bedroom in colors she likes, even if it is only a new bedset in her favorite color, will help greatly.
Also, if you mention to her a time or three that she loooks good in say.. blue.. and your bed has sheets and a comforter or quilt in shades of blue.. it will not seem like a creepy get her in the bed thing, but she will be drawn to it, because she looks good in blue in your eyes. (This shit works, write it down)
Buy several sets of sheets, in varied colors. Key them to the colors in the comforters or quilts or what have you. match the curtains and shit too. I know, it sounds like a gay interior decorator thing to do, but it lets you have a nicer looking room, while still being in colors and patterns that you like, and she will appreciate it.
A dust ruffle is not a gay bed decoration.
If you have a carpetted bathroom, pee sitting down. Your aim is NOT that good.
Dont try to window dress your room, clean under the bed, in the closet, all that. She WILL peek.
Let her look anywhere, or sit anywhere. Be totally comfortable with her in your space. Fart if you feel the need. (Yes, it does TOO work.)
If chicks offer you advice.. Listen. They ARE chicks.
Pussy feels better than Hand.
Oh, and one small tip for the ladies.
Get the unscented femenine hygiene products. Nobody wants to eat a bushel of wildflowers.
Praise be!
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Verily, Mortious doth proclaim:
The casual sex master speaks.Praise be!
retired. Am a one woman kinda guy now.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Kaiote was all like:
Ok.. heres the thing.Chicks will not sleep with you ONLY because of your bedroom.
Chicks will decide NOT to fuck you because your personal space is a masturbatory Mecca of dorkdom.
So now we have a moment for Me to give another lesson in "How to get laid"
Got a TV, Computer, Gamecube, PS2, And Xbox all in your room? Move them. A TV might be fine, as long as it isnt on Cartoon network, or G4. I dont give a rats ass if your chick is a game dork, she doesnt likely live in the same world of dorkdom that you do.
If you must have a computer desk in your bedroom, as I do.. Turn the damn thing off. She doesnt give a shit about your uptime. And set it off to the side, out of the way. That way you dont seem like you live on the fucking thing.
Take down the kid stuff. Seriously. I dont care if you like it, its damned creepy.
Talk to her, and find out things like colors she likes and shit like that. You dont have to redecorate, but having your bedroom in colors she likes, even if it is only a new bedset in her favorite color, will help greatly.
Also, if you mention to her a time or three that she loooks good in say.. blue.. and your bed has sheets and a comforter or quilt in shades of blue.. it will not seem like a creepy get her in the bed thing, but she will be drawn to it, because she looks good in blue in your eyes. (This shit works, write it down)
Buy several sets of sheets, in varied colors. Key them to the colors in the comforters or quilts or what have you. match the curtains and shit too. I know, it sounds like a gay interior decorator thing to do, but it lets you have a nicer looking room, while still being in colors and patterns that you like, and she will appreciate it.
A dust ruffle is not a gay bed decoration.
If you have a carpetted bathroom, pee sitting down. Your aim is NOT that good.
Dont try to window dress your room, clean under the bed, in the closet, all that. She WILL peek.
Let her look anywhere, or sit anywhere. Be totally comfortable with her in your space. Fart if you feel the need. (Yes, it does TOO work.)
If chicks offer you advice.. Listen. They ARE chicks.
Pussy feels better than Hand.
Oh, and one small tip for the ladies.Get the unscented femenine hygiene products. Nobody wants to eat a bushel of wildflowers.
Has anyone ever told you that you are even more annoying than Maradon commenting on politics when you come into threads and try to act like you're the only person in the world who has ever experienced sex?
And you really shouldn't talk about people's bedrooms being a Mecca of Dorkdom when you banged some chick you met at a fucking LARP. I bet she was quite the catch! Snoota fucked around with this message on 06-20-2006 at 06:26 AM.
Also, one woman's opinion (and another's comment about cheetos in the ass...very disturbing image there, thanks...) does not constitute the opinion of the entire female gender anymore than one guy's opinion constitute the opinion of the male gender.
As far as I'm concerned, home is home. Home is safe. Sanctum Sanctorum. Home is your domain from which you launch your schemes to sublimate other domains under your rule. People think I say that shit because my gaming persona is a mad scientist/wizard, but it's a real life fact, kids. Home is the launch pad from which you project your will on the world. And as such, you want to build from a point of strength.
Is my office neat and tidy and spartan and anal retentive? No. It would stay that way for about five minutes. Three and a half if you let the cats in. I have too much shiny stuff, I buy too much that comes in bags that I'm excited about playing with (and I don't mean toys; some of it's computer games, sometimes it's books or movies or CD's or more books; I have an insane amount of books, plus probably three times that in comic book collections and so forth), and when I'm home, even when I was single, I don't like the idea of someone watching me. That's why, even though I have a webcam, I never installed it on this computer. Even if it isn't hooked up, being watched in my home is uncomfortable.
What my office, in other words, is, is comfortable. It's cluttered. I make no bones about that fact. I make no apologies. When I'm home I might be lounging around in here wearing boxer shorts and a T-Shirt. I refuse to dress up my casual life at home to achieve some artificial sense of propriety in my professional life.
On the other hand, my model for this behavior is a sixty-two-year-old man who just retired in a nice two-story, six bedroom home in one of Raleigh, NC's nicer neighborhoods, who quit working for the corporate grind early to freelance for roughly a decade, and made more money doing it. He is the source of my eccentricities, the source of my love for comic books, and he has shelves of toys around his computer to fuck around with when he likes. So don't get this cock up your ass to the idea you can't have weird shit around your office.
Bedroom? Just as cluttered. I have an X-Box in there. I have comics in there. I go in there to play the X-Box, read comics, or do bed stuff. I don't hang out in there.
But I would like to point out that for a 20something? Yeah. Bedroom and office space might be two halves of the same room.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
CBTao reminds me of Will Sasso from MadTV.
Ryuujin fucked around with this message on 06-20-2006 at 08:09 AM.
I'd like to be a dustbunny in there.
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Snoota put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
And you really shouldn't talk about people's bedrooms being a Mecca of Dorkdom when you banged some chick you met at a fucking LARP. I bet she was quite the catch!
When I envision LARP sex I see one of two things:
Nerdy girls gone completely wild in the name of roleplaying("I'm not a slut, but my character is!" *cockgobble*), or
A tear-soaked pillow with the stench of hot whiskey breath on the back of your neck("You may not be gay, but our characters are!").
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Entertain me with more of your bullshit, Karnaj.
A tear-soaked pillow with the stench of hot whiskey breath on the back of your neck("You may not be gay, but our characters are!").
Now you've got me all hot and bothered. 
It's not something people hear about.
"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush
The bed shot. I read somewhere that light blue is supposed to be a soothing color so that is why my walls and sheets are blue. Pictured here is my Mogu doll (he represents success) and one wild feline, Jessica-4. Also is my junk chair.
The official desk shot. My desktop is in the middle of repair (will have to take it with me to Cincy next trip to finish it off) so right now it's only job is to take up space. I'm in the middle of getting rid of stuff for my impending move, so a lot of stuff I want to save is on the desk. Oh, and where J-4 is, Chico is near by.
My entertainment stuff. No fancy game systems here, folks, and yes, those are rabbit ears. My son's betta fish, Firecracker, is next to the TV (he's safer in my room than in Chase's room). My quilt (handmade by my sweet Mommoo) is over my west facing window to block out that damn setting sun. If it's not up, it gets way too warm in the room. Oh and exercise bike is there too. Did I mention I have purple lights around my bed? They don't work, thanks to a certain bratty kitten chewing through the wire.
The artwork in my room. First picture is of course stuff my son has made for me. Actually, this is what he allows me to bring home, the rest decorates my cubicle at work. The second is a cross stitch picture my mother did. I love panthers.
Um, so yeah. It's cluttered. It's girly. I like it, though.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about Punky Brewster:
That's not girly at all. That's just ugly.
Eh, I like her room
"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
-- George Herbert Walker Bush
This wall used to be covered in my unviersity work but I had a clearout.
I just like this photo. I made my friend print one for me.
leckzilla! fucked around with this message on 06-23-2006 at 08:25 AM.
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Kaiote said:
Talk to her, and find out things like colors she likes and shit like that. You dont have to redecorate, but having your bedroom in colors she likes, even if it is only a new bedset in her favorite color, will help greatly.
Hahahahah!
"Say, Sandy, what's your favorite color?"
"Pink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Thanks!"
*calls up Sears*
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Mr. Parcelan said:
I'm not sure what drives people to use a mouse that looks like a bleeding clitoris.
Some people find it easier to use, especially in FPS games. I used one for a while (in fact, I think it was that exact model) and it was pretty awesome for gaming. I went back to a mouse though, the rollerball was too fucking annoying for anything outside of games.
Also, nice desk Almond. It's like mine but.. like.. proper wood, not MDF crap.
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Almond thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Its a bit late but I wanted to chime in, hope you don't mind.
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That's not your bedroom. Faggot.
It's not something people hear about.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
I'm not sure what drives people to use a mouse that looks like a bleeding clitoris.
Because the internet is for porn?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
another time.
P.S. Cheetos in the ass are a real turn-off. BeauChan fucked around with this message on 07-09-2006 at 10:27 PM.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Fazum'Zen Fastfist was all like:
SO ARE YOU, LOL!
It's not something people hear about.
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist got a whole lot of nerve:
SO ARE YOU, LOL!
lolling
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
SO ARE YOU, LOL!
Faz ftw
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Doomjudge had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Faz ftw
thanks for your contribution
do people just really want this thread to not die, or what?
Correct.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
