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Topic: The servers are down
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-12-2006 05:51:09 PM
Post here to be given special treatment.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 04-12-2006 05:52:37 PM
Fatty.
Maradon!
posted 04-12-2006 05:53:38 PM
I want special treatment.
Willias
Pancake
posted 04-12-2006 05:56:18 PM
what
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 04-12-2006 05:59:44 PM
I want some of this special treatment.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-12-2006 06:01:58 PM
You're not gonna touch me, are you?
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Blackened
posted 04-12-2006 06:04:45 PM
I am working as fast as I can okay

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Talonus
Loner
posted 04-12-2006 06:05:21 PM
WoW sucks.
Willias
Pancake
posted 04-12-2006 06:17:23 PM
quote:
Talonus spewed forth this undeniable truth:
WoW sucks.

What game do you suggest then, good sir?

Talonus
Loner
posted 04-12-2006 06:18:24 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Willias!
What game do you suggest then, good sir?

None!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-12-2006 06:29:11 PM
Feral Druid
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-12-2006 06:31:44 PM
Oblivion.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-12-2006 06:41:54 PM
Auth issues, I'm playing right now. Yall just have no patience.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-12-2006 07:02:05 PM
quote:
Talonus was listening to Cher while typing:
WoW sucks.

how about you just stay out of MMO conversations since you hate them all

Talonus
Loner
posted 04-12-2006 07:11:54 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Kegwen:
how about you just stay out of MMO conversations since you hate them all

When did I say WoW sucks last, when did I say I hated WoW or any MMO, and when has hating something stopped anyone on this board anyway?

Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 04-12-2006 07:24:00 PM
I want homo-erotic special treatment.

Or a new title


edit:EEEP!

Anakha fucked around with this message on 04-12-2006 at 07:30 PM.

"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-12-2006 08:48:17 PM
Ok Parce, my ass is chafed because I blasted a warning shot while I was pushing carts only to be followed by my Zone Manager making me spot him on the forklift for like 2 hours, so I went around with a damp pair of boxers from my ass juice only to finally get set free to rub my tender bottom with toilet sandpaper.

My thighs are chafed because I'm such a fatass, as mentioned before I do have some nasty diarrhea, my throat hurts, I've had a runny nose all day (there are no fucking tissues at lowe's) and my feet feel like I did a demo with them on the shiny new grills we have in stock.

And I still managed to greet every fucking person I saw with a smile and a hello at minimum. I even got a tip at the end (through a lot of me refusing it so not to get in trouble) for helping an old man load his truck after my shift was done.

I don't need none of your fucking treatment.

some more A&D would be nice though

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-12-2006 09:13:02 PM
I've been trying for six levels to do my Triprunner Dungaree quest on my new Hunter. Nobody fucking does Gnomeregan on established servers!
Maradon!
posted 04-13-2006 12:57:51 AM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Snoota who doth quote:
I've been trying for six levels to do my Triprunner Dungaree quest on my new Hunter. Nobody fucking does Gnomeregan on established servers!

Fused wiring farmers.

Dave
)_(
posted 04-13-2006 01:05:28 AM
I hate going after wires, took me 3 hours to get one today.
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 04-13-2006 01:08:48 AM
I hear wow is for nerds confirm/deny
Willias
Pancake
posted 04-13-2006 01:40:48 AM
quote:
Bummey the Fool had this to say about Knight Rider:
I hear wow is for nerds confirm/deny

Who let you out of your box?!

LeMiere
posted 04-13-2006 03:56:29 AM
You owe me something good.
This should be NSFW.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-13-2006 04:20:25 AM
I want privilege.
New Age Bane
Waste Management Crisis
posted 04-13-2006 04:52:26 AM
Death to the totalitarian rule of Parce!

I want some love...

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-13-2006 08:18:01 PM
yeah yeah Scarecrow wants a brain, Tin Man wants a heart, and the Lion wants some balls.

I want something good. And I want it now.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 04-14-2006 09:43:07 AM
quote:
Willias had this to say about Cuba:
Who let you out of your box?!

I coerced them to give me a coathanger under the pretense that I needed an abortion and it was the cheaped way of doing so and now I can manipluate the keyboard through the air holes!

Bummey the Fool fucked around with this message on 04-14-2006 at 09:44 AM.

Maradon!
posted 04-14-2006 04:42:45 PM
Hey guys I still haven't received my special treatment
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-14-2006 10:39:44 PM
Yeah now I want special treatment, and some pie.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-14-2006 10:53:41 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Bummey the Fool stammered:
I coerced them to give me a coathanger under the pretense that I needed an abortion and it was the cheaped way of doing so and now I can manipluate the keyboard through the air holes!

How do you hold Shift down with just one coathanger?

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-15-2006 06:33:40 AM
You forgot about his prehensile tongue.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-15-2006 03:05:34 PM
I have to go to a two-hour-long mass tonight.

Sometimes I wish I were atheist...but then I couldn't get out of class on Thursday and Friday!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-15-2006 09:44:09 PM
"Sitting through a two hour mass" sounds vaguely like a Karnaj joke.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
Tremendous Faggot
posted 04-15-2006 10:22:00 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about (_|_):
"Sitting through a two hour mass" sounds vaguely like a Karnaj joke.

I'm rollin'

Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-15-2006 10:40:59 PM
oh god
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-16-2006 01:24:29 AM
Okay, okay. You can all have special treatment.

Roll a 20 sided dice and accept the treatment you get on the corresponding chart:

1: GOLD!
2: JEWELS!
3: KIDNEYS!
4: Raped by a Minotaur
5: Raped by Gary Coleman
6: You recieve the Eye of Bill Cosby
7: You are eaten by a Grue
8: You get to star in your own sitcom
9: You are attacked by Maradong-Bak: Thai Whore
10: Parcelan has deemed you worthy of carrying his groceries
11: Pirate Stripper Barbecue party
12: Killer frogs
13: Al Roker's Russian Roulette
14: You are a judge on EverCrest Idol
15: Your new middle name is "Buttjuice"
16: A dream date with Snoota
17: You get the theory of relativity
18: You are raped by David Bowie
19: Roll again
20: Game over

Demos
Pancake
posted 04-16-2006 02:02:15 AM
Yay, gold.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Maradon!
posted 04-16-2006 02:03:19 AM
I can't remember how to do the roll thing

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-16-2006 at 02:03 AM.

Maradon!
posted 04-16-2006 02:03:57 AM
1d20 => 3
Maradon!
posted 04-16-2006 02:04:39 AM
KIDNEYS!!

Now I can save Kana!!!

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