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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 03-26-2006 07:49:20 PM
quote:
Bloodsage's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion (didn't get past the first 5 minutes)

  • hahahaha

    There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
    There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
    There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
    There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
    Leftover Mog
    No, the spelling errors are not intentional
    posted 03-26-2006 07:51:53 PM
    Sage, defininately check out grave of the fireflies
    Won't you be my friend

    "I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."
    -- George Herbert Walker Bush

    LeMiere
    posted 03-26-2006 07:54:31 PM
    quote:
    Leftover Mog had this to say about Cuba:
    Sage, defininately check out grave of the fireflies

    I watched it before I went and saw Pearl Harbor in the theatres. Made me go, "Huh."

    Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
    Tremendous Faggot
    posted 03-26-2006 08:09:47 PM
    quote:
    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael painfully thought these words up:
    Fuck no. The animation is okay but the female lead looks like a boy when she's young and my grandma when she's old. They took a charming, romantic fairy tale story and turned it into this sprawling anti-war diatribe.

    I think I remember hearing this from someone...but who?!

    Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
    I posted in a title changing thread.
    posted 03-26-2006 10:28:35 PM
    Just because it's been said before doesn't mean it isn't true. Even the anime freak on G4 said the war story element was overblown and he never mentioned the novel it was based on.
    Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
    "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
    *Also Lyinar's attack panda

    sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

    PhattyMcPhat
    Pancake
    posted 03-26-2006 10:33:14 PM
    Bleach (lots of action and super funny), Samurai Champloo (action, well drawn)
    Not everything that can be measured counts, and not everything that counts can be measured."
    - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
    Mr. Parcelan
    posted 03-26-2006 10:40:37 PM
    Samurai Champloo is fun at a glance, but it quickly becomes waaaaay, way lame.

    I mean, you have two awesome samurai and one alright girl, but for every episode about Gin (imo, the cooler one) or Fuu (who cares), there are like forty for Mugen. After awhile, it just seems like the Mugen show and you get tired of him.

    My favorite anime is still FMA. Dibs on Pride.

    LeMiere
    posted 03-26-2006 10:41:43 PM
    quote:
    Mr. Parcelan was naked while typing this:
    Samurai Champloo is fun at a glance, but it quickly becomes waaaaay, way lame.

    I mean, you have two awesome samurai and one alright girl, but for every episode about Gin (imo, the cooler one) or Fuu (who cares), there are like forty for Mugen. After awhile, it just seems like the Mugen show and you get tired of him.

    My favorite anime is still FMA. Dibs on Pride.


    I'm a Mustang kinda guy, myself.

    Skaw
    posted 03-26-2006 10:46:03 PM
    quote:
    Mr. Parcelan had this to say about dark elf butts:
    Samurai Champloo is fun at a glance, but it quickly becomes waaaaay, way lame.

    I mean, you have two awesome samurai and one alright girl, but for every episode about Gin (imo, the cooler one) or Fuu (who cares), there are like forty for Mugen. After awhile, it just seems like the Mugen show and you get tired of him.

    My favorite anime is still FMA. Dibs on Pride.



    Samurai Champloo quickly becomes Cowboy Bebop in the Fuedal Era. Suck.

    Mr. Parcelan
    posted 03-26-2006 10:47:22 PM
    quote:
    Skaw had this to say about Duck Tales:
    Samurai Champloo quickly becomes Cowboy Bebop in the Fuedal Era. Suck.

    Except not cool.

    LeMiere
    posted 03-26-2006 10:51:31 PM
    quote:
    Skaw had this to say about John Romero:
    Samurai Champloo quickly becomes Cowboy Bebop in the Fuedal Era. Suck.

    With a twist. Because, OMG! The bounty is on them! HAHAHA!

    Great pop art style. Not enough edgy plot severing itself from conventional anime.

    Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
    Tremendous Faggot
    posted 03-26-2006 11:07:41 PM
    quote:
    Skaw stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
    Samurai Champloo quickly becomes Cowboy Bebop in the Fuedal Era. Suck.

    That's what it was from the beginning.

    At least, that's how I saw it. Only saw a couple episodes though.

    Maradon!
    posted 03-26-2006 11:19:30 PM
    Grave of the Fireflies is, bar none, the saddest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
    Y.O.T.C
    No longer a Towel Girl
    posted 03-26-2006 11:41:07 PM
    quote:
    Maradon! thought about the meaning of life:
    Grave of the Fireflies is, bar none, the saddest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

    I've been told I'm a horrible horrible person for laughing at it. It totaly has hilarious moments though if you have a dark sence of humor.

    Maradon!
    posted 03-26-2006 11:46:02 PM
    quote:
    Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Y.O.T.C who doth quote:
    I've been told I'm a horrible horrible person for laughing at it. It totaly has hilarious moments though if you have a dark sence of humor.

    No, there weren't.

    You're the kind of person who puts firecrackers up stray cat's asses, aren't you?

    Maradon! fucked around with this message on 03-26-2006 at 11:46 PM.

    Peter
    Pancake
    posted 03-26-2006 11:50:07 PM
    quote:
    Bloodsage had this to say about dark elf butts:
    ....
    So what am I missing that's must-see?

    If you want to see something Gundam, Char's Counter attack. It is a little spazzy and preachy are times, but it does sum up the entire(and really most of the varient series) Gundam themes and ideals. Endless Waltz is a newer, and does the same thing, but I like the UC Gundams better.

    Cowboy Bebop movie if you haven't seen the regular show. Again like the Gundam full length’s, the movie is more or less a rehash of the major themes and messages of the show. Honestly, if you haven't seen the normal show, it is worth it to do so.

    Jin Roh was suffers from anime preachy-ness, but I liked it, and it is genuine animation for the most part too.

    Looking for some really old school shit, Galaxy Express 999 or Captain Harlock, though I warn ya these can be hard to get right, Matsumoto's works tend to have bad cases of cut-paste-hack dvd's

    Don't bother with the Armitage sequel, it blows. Patlabor is kind aboring.

    CBTao
    Pancake
    posted 03-27-2006 12:23:03 AM
    in trying to adhere to BS's request of non-serial anime, I do recommend the memories pack, its 3 unrelated shorts, overall feature length, you can buy the thing at walmart, its very well done, and very entertaining.

    Also see Ninja Scroll, very bloody, very fun.

    Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade, also very nice, modern totalitarian japan, similar environment as akira, complete different plot mechanics, no wtf superpowers iirc.

    If you could ever be convinced to watch a serial anime, let it be Cowboy Bebop, I think its value is worth enduring 26 parts to it, it also has an amazing full length movie to it. But I'm also a fanboi, so my opinion must be taken with certain reservations.

    Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
    Tremendous Faggot
    posted 03-27-2006 12:33:23 AM
    I think Cowboy Bebop is an anime pretty much anyone will watch.

    My dad won't watch any anime that I'm watching at a given time, but he sat through most of Cowboy Bebop. He didn't watch the rest out of time issues. He said he liked it a lot though.

    Bloodsage
    Heart Attack
    posted 03-27-2006 12:35:14 AM
    quote:
    Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Mr. Crabs gently hums:
    hahahaha

    wut?

    To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
    Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

    --Satan, quoted by John Milton

    Led
    *kaboom*
    posted 03-27-2006 12:39:26 AM
    The saddest thing about Evangelion is how I bought the entire thing, and watched ALL of it before I decided I hated it >.< DOH
    Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
    Tremendous Faggot
    posted 03-27-2006 12:45:13 AM
    What the hell is with people saying they hate Eva all of a sudden? For years it was the best animu ever for like...everyone. Now the last couple months, all I see is hate for it.
    LeMiere
    posted 03-27-2006 12:52:42 AM
    quote:
    Señor Gains had this to say about (_|_):
    What the hell is with people saying they hate Eva all of a sudden? For years it was the best animu ever for like...everyone. Now the last couple months, all I see is hate for it.

    I've never liked it, aside from the last couple episodes. Even that is pushing it.

    It's now on Cartoon Network, making it fair game for hatred.

    Maradon!
    posted 03-27-2006 01:08:06 AM
    quote:
    Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Señor Gains who doth quote:
    What the hell is with people saying they hate Eva all of a sudden? For years it was the best animu ever for like...everyone. Now the last couple months, all I see is hate for it.

    Led
    *kaboom*
    posted 03-27-2006 01:41:59 AM
    I liked it. I really really did. Up until the final few episodes, which made me want to gouge out my brains with a spoon.

    The last parts with Asuka were awsome, but the rest just awful and made no sense at all.

    Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
    Tremendous Faggot
    posted 03-27-2006 01:43:43 AM
    quote:
    ACES! Another post by Led:
    I liked it. I really really did. Up until the final few episodes, which made me want to gouge out my brains with a spoon.

    The last parts with Asuka were awsome, but the rest just awful and made no sense at all.


    Well, episodes 24-26 are supposed to be replaced by the End of Evangelion movie, so maybe you should rent that and see if it makes it up for you. :/

    Led
    *kaboom*
    posted 03-27-2006 01:45:03 AM
    I bought that, too. It still made me a very very sad bunny for spending so much time and money on an awsome series that ended so horribly.
    Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
    Tremendous Faggot
    posted 03-27-2006 01:46:49 AM
    quote:
    Led impressed everyone with:
    I bought that, too. It still made me a very very sad bunny for spending so much time and money on an awsome series that ended so horribly.

    Yeah. I can't argue with you there. Even if you make sense of it in your own way (that's how you make sense of Eva) the ending sucked. Pretty horribly.

    I still liked the anime on a whole though. Shinji should've died. They killed almost everyone else. Why couldn't he go too?

    Alaan
    posted 03-27-2006 01:49:06 AM
    Funny how time blurs the rough edges of things. Until I recently rewatched some Eva, I had forgotten how fucking atrocious the dub is. I think there is a reason Shinji's voice actor is the only one I've ever heard since Eva.
    Damnati
    Filthy
    posted 03-27-2006 01:49:59 AM
    quote:
    The logic train ran off the tracks when Led said:
    I bought that, too. It still made me a very very sad bunny for spending so much time and money on an awsome series that ended so horribly.

    Other Gainax series (Melody of Oblivion and Kare Kano specifically) end just as badly. They seem to have a penchant for throwing the plot to hell in the last five episodes in favor of pointless bullshit.

    Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

    Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
    Tremendous Faggot
    posted 03-27-2006 01:54:48 AM
    quote:
    Kuroi Madoushi wrote this stupid crap:
    Other Gainax series (Melody of Oblivion and Kare Kano specifically) end just as badly. They seem to have a penchant for throwing the plot to hell in the last five episodes in favor of pointless bullshit.

    Kare Kano didn't have an ending. What the hell is you be smokin'?

    That series could've went on for several more seasons.

    And I would've bought it all oh christ I want more.

    Damnati
    Filthy
    posted 03-27-2006 01:58:34 AM
    quote:
    Check out the big brain on Señor Gains!
    Kare Kano didn't have an ending. What the hell is you be smokin'?

    That series could've went on for several more seasons.

    And I would've bought it all oh christ I want more.


    I was more referring to how the last five episodes devolved into tangential crap unrelated to what was happening in the story.

    Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

    Led
    *kaboom*
    posted 03-27-2006 02:00:19 AM
    I dunno, pretty much all anime I have seen has an easily recognizable point where the WTF is introduced.

    Those Who Hunt Elves. Very awsome short series. I LOVE it. However, they made Ritsuko's T72 into a total joke when they let it get possessed by a CAT SPIRIT. I mean, a main battle tank meowing at things and acting all =^.^=!?!??? That really made me cry >.<

    Martian Successor Nadesico. I loved this series too... heck I need to rewatch it, I seem to have forgotten the point I was going to make about this series Umm... if I remember right, at some point the lil blue haired girl was 'found out' to be some sort of omg crazy space princess. I mean, seriously, what idiot thought that was worth introducing to the plot?

    Gah! I used to know a lot more, but they are not coming to mind at the moment

    Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
    Tremendous Faggot
    posted 03-27-2006 02:02:13 AM
    quote:
    Check out the big brain on Kuroi Madoushi!
    I was more referring to how the last five episodes devolved into tangential crap unrelated to what was happening in the story.

    Yeah well...that's because at the end of any Gainax series, they have to fire their entire crew because they made the first half or more of the series so amazing with animation that they couldn't afford it for the butt end of the series. So they stick to metaphorical and symbolistic bullshit.

    A good way they did this was the manga episode of Kare Kano when they danced cutouts in front of the camera the whole episode. FUCKING BRILLIANCE.

    A bad example of this would be the elevator scene and also the scene where Unit-01 is holding Kaworu about ready to pop his frickin' head off. CHEAP ANIMATION FTL. Also how most of the last two episodes of eva were done in black and white or just line animation or cuts of words. Seriously Gainax save some money. D:

    Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
    Tremendous Faggot
    posted 03-27-2006 02:03:32 AM
    quote:
    Led painfully thought these words up:
    Martian Successor Nadesico. I loved this series too... heck I need to rewatch it, I seem to have forgotten the point I was going to make about this series Umm... if I remember right, at some point the lil blue haired girl was 'found out' to be some sort of omg crazy space princess. I mean, seriously, what idiot thought that was worth introducing to the plot?

    I don't remember Ruri being a space princess haha. But Nadesico is my favorite space/mecha anime by a longshot. It's so awesome.

    Azymyth
    Not gay; just weird
    posted 03-27-2006 02:07:42 AM
    quote:
    Led's account was hax0red to write:
    The saddest thing about Evangelion is how I bought the entire thing, and watched ALL of it before I decided I hated it >.< DOH

    I thought the exact same thing about Chrono Crusade after I finished it.. except I got the entire series as a Christmas gift.
    I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

    Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

    Led
    *kaboom*
    posted 03-27-2006 02:10:30 AM
    The dumbest purchasing decision ever made?

    Buying the Gasaraki boxset (like $150 bucks!) only because it looked neat, without finding out anything about it beforehand.

    I sat through it all on principle, and I was literally so bored I cried. I also think I slept through parts of it ;P

    Steven Steve
    posted 03-27-2006 02:13:28 AM
    quote:
    Maradon! had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
    No, there weren't.

    You're the kind of person who puts firecrackers up stray cat's asses, aren't you?


    I didn't feel very sad at Grave of the Fireflies, but who laughs at this kind of thing? Nerd alert.

    "Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
    - Grawbad, Battle.net forums

    "Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
    - Silvast, Battle.net forums

    Y.O.T.C
    No longer a Towel Girl
    posted 03-27-2006 02:35:22 AM
    quote:
    The logic train ran off the tracks when Maradon! said:
    No, there weren't.

    You're the kind of person who puts firecrackers up stray cat's asses, aren't you?


    Ok, The part I laughed at, which apparently I'm the only person that ever found the ironic comedy in this, is where the americans are firebombing the city and the main character is running through cheering the americans on as hes looting stuff. I found this to be funny, and everyone jumps on me and tells me I'm a horrible person before I can make my case. Then even if I do get to make my case nobody remembers this scene as its a like 2 second scene in the directors cut version that nobody remembers.

    And no, cats are too cute to put firecrackers up the butts of. I do enjoy useing canned air to freeze bugs though.

    Tarquinn
    Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
    posted 03-27-2006 06:18:49 AM
    quote:
    Bloodsage enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
    Can anyone recommend any good film-length anime? With very few exceptions, I detest the serial stuff.

    Wings of Honneamise is quite good. You should like it.
    ~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
    Parce Looks Like Donkeylips
    Tremendous Faggot
    posted 03-27-2006 10:03:36 AM
    quote:
    Led wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
    The dumbest purchasing decision ever made?

    Buying the Gasaraki boxset (like $150 bucks!) only because it looked neat, without finding out anything about it beforehand.

    I sat through it all on principle, and I was literally so bored I cried. I also think I slept through parts of it ;P


    I feel bad for you.

    I only saw an episode of Gasaraki and it was awful.

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