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Mr. Parcelan got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Fascination.
Fascist Nation.
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At least I'm not Skaw
Fascist Nation.
Fastest Nation.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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We were all impressed when Sakkra wrote:
Tooth of T-Rex
Stare at train wrecks.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Vallo had this to say about the Spice Girls:
See my vest
Fail.
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x--SakkraO-('-'Q) :
Fail.
See my vest? It's the best! Made from real gorilla chest.
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I wish Vallo would say this more often:
See my vest
Where's the rest?
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Blindy. had this to say about dark elf butts:
Where's the rest?
In the chest
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Vorago stopped masturbating to porn to say;
In the chest
With Jonny Quest
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need itBut now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leakAfter a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Everyone wondered WTF when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
Car, with winch!
Nipple Pinch
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This insanity brought to you by Khyron:
Nipple Pinch
triple wench
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ACES! Another post by Manticore:
triple wench
Buy a wench.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
