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Liam had this to say about dark elf butts:
I don't see why you feel the need to apologize to the internet, especially when they treat you like shit constantly
If I dont own up to my mistakes I come off as a right bastard. I can swallow my pride and Make amends when I'm wrong. Sides what happens if there is a EC convention someday? I'd like to attend and not get stuffed in a trunk.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Ruvyen had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Awww. Bullshit. If you didn't want anyone to get hurt, you'd just apologise for your fuck-up, and that would be the end of it.
..It's always easier to ask forgiveness than permission. This all would have been avoided if he'd just have kept his damn mouth shut.
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From the book of Mr. Gainsborough, chapter 3, verse 16:
There's way too much gay in this thread. Way too much.It's like a gay pile of overflowing gayness in here.
So gay.
What are YOU wearing? 
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Aury said this about your mom:
..It's always easier to ask forgiveness than permission. This all would have been avoided if he'd just have kept his damn mouth shut.
Nothing ventured nothing gained.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Blindy. got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
No one cares.
Jensus cares
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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At least I'm not Batty
The problem with you, Jackman, is you try to come off as witty and smart. You have yet to display the ability to be either. Every time you link a "funny" article, it's horrible. Every time you try to say something intelligent, someone will point out the flaws. The only times when you're amusing or smart is when it's accidental and you didn't mean to. Be yourself. Stop trying to impress us with funny shit or showing how intelligent you might be. We don't give a shit, we never will. If you actually act like yourself, people might be less hard on you. Not to mention it's fucking impossible to sound smart when you miss simple things like putting the apostrophy in contractions and shit like that. Type correctly. Be yourself. Or get the fucking hell out and be a poser somewhere else.
Good impressions begin with good punctuation.
I hear every day people like Mog and Fae saying: "I type shitty, but I'm really a genius, I just type bad because I'm so goddamn smart I can't be bothered to stop the torrential flow of genius spewing from my fingers to check for typos."
On the internet, good grammar and proper spelling goes a long way.
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Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Good impressions begin with good punctuation.I hear every day people like Mog and Fae saying: "I type shitty, but I'm really a genius, I just type bad because I'm so goddamn smart I can't be bothered to stop the torrential flow of genius spewing from my fingers to check for typos."
On the internet, good grammar and proper spelling goes a long way.
Proper usage of homonyms goes a long way in my book.
You know, like knowing the difference between there, their, and they're.
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This one time, at Densetsu camp:
Proper usage of homos goes a long way in my book.
gaybasher 
It's not something people hear about.
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From the book of Densetsu, chapter 3, verse 16:
Proper usage of homonyms goes a long way in my book.You know, like knowing the difference between there, their, and they're.
Their their, Densetsu.
I know it's hard watching other people typing horribly. There just lazy. If they tried to type normally, they're fingers would fall off.
Okay, so that was a little painful for me to type =/
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Sean got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
gaybasher
oshi 
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Khyron wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Their their, Densetsu.I know it's hard watching other people typing horribly. There just lazy. If they tried to type normally, they're fingers would fall off.
Okay, so that was a little painful for me to type =/
YOU CANNOT DO IRONIC HUMOR.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
YOU CANNOT DO IRONIC HUMOR.
I was trying to annoy Densetsu =/
I guess I could just go back to calling him 'Dense' all the time 
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Khyron stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I was trying to annoy Densetsu =/I guess I could just go back to calling him 'Dense' all the time
Let's stop a moment and consider what you're good at...
1. You're very knowledgable about computers.
2. You're pretty on-key with video games.
3. You've got your head on mostly straight.
Let's consider what you're not so good at...
1. Comedy
Stick with your strengths.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
Let's stop a moment and consider what you're good at...1. You're very knowledgable about computers.
2. You're pretty on-key with video games.
3. You've got your head on mostly straight.Let's consider what you're not so good at...
1. Comedy
Stick with your strengths.
Hey, don't leave out 'Multiplayer Emulation'.
I've been thinking of throwing up internet-play SNES. I'm wondering if the interest is there. Your thoughts?
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Khyron had this to say about Captain Planet:
I was trying to annoy Densetsu =/I guess I could just go back to calling him 'Dense' all the time
You failed, btw. 
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A sleep deprived Densetsu stammered:
You failed, btw.
I have many more tricks up my sleeve, DENSETSHOE!
.... but nothing I can think of besides that one right now.
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Khyron probably says this to all the girls:
I have many more tricks up my sleeve, DENSETSHOE!.... but nothing I can think of besides that one right now.
A sad, sad existence you lead, my friend.
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Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
