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Topic: New pics of myself
Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 11-25-2005 09:11:14 PM
I look pretty bad in these.. a day of motocross and riding 3 hours up a mountian with my roof off doesn't do good on the hair.









KiranĂª fucked around with this message on 11-25-2005 at 09:14 PM.

Sean
posted 11-25-2005 09:13:14 PM
Hahahaha
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-25-2005 09:14:30 PM
Nice sweater.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-25-2005 09:20:39 PM
I always imagined you were plated in 24k gold.
Suddar
posted 11-25-2005 09:31:18 PM
I don't know what to say.
Sean
posted 11-25-2005 09:35:21 PM
quote:
Suddar Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I don't know what to say.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Skaw
posted 11-25-2005 09:38:29 PM
Kirane can control earthquakes with one squeeze of his mighty buttocks.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-25-2005 09:59:20 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I feel as if I'm a better person just by having viewed his mighty presence. When I grow up, I want a red-neck car just like that one!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-25-2005 10:01:53 PM
Motherfuckin' huge lips.

Like Steven Tyler, except without the celebrity or modicum of talent.

Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 11-25-2005 10:03:40 PM
quote:
How.... Bloodsage.... uughhhhhh:
I don't know about you guys, but I feel as if I'm a better person just by having viewed his mighty presence. When I grow up, I want a red-neck car just like that one!

Never understood why a few people think a Trans Am is a redneck car.. as I don't know any rednecks who drive a 4th gen. Mainly college kids or people below 30.

It's a 350hp, fuel saving, reiable, fun, and good looking car. What else can you ask for?

Mr. Parcelan
posted 11-25-2005 10:04:36 PM
quote:
KiranĂª had this to say about Knight Rider:
It's a 350hp, fuel saving, reiable, fun, and good looking car. What else can you ask for?

For you to die in a suicide bombing.

God is greatest.

Peter
Pancake
posted 11-25-2005 10:17:38 PM
That bike looks awefully small.
Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 11-25-2005 10:29:05 PM
quote:
Peter was listening to Cher while typing:
That bike looks awefully small.

Haha yeah its just a 50cc. Fun little bikes. We have a few we just ride on the trails around my grandparents.

I have a Honda 250cc that I race..but you can't just ride it around the front yard.

And I just purchased the big dog.. a Suzuki 750cc GSXR. Gixxer for life.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-26-2005 12:01:20 AM
Speaking of tiny bikes, what's with those toddler-sized ones I see for sale at auto parts stores? All the poster ads have teenagers/grown people riding them and they look like circus performers out of costume.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 11-26-2005 12:03:40 AM
So what else do you do with your time aside from viciously masturbating your ego?
Steven Steve
posted 11-26-2005 12:29:28 AM
What in the... Why does he have such a vicious scowl while holding that infant?

Kirane: All you need is a grimace and a Pontiac.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 11-26-2005 12:32:26 AM
Hmmm...half of these pics are him, and half of these are a car. Yet the thread is called "New pics of myself."

Kirane is BRETT MATTHEWS: TURBO TEEN.

p.s. thread wakka'd

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 11-26-2005 12:54:29 AM
Nice car. That's one fugly baby.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 11-26-2005 01:11:33 AM
quote:
En Garde, Monsieur Manticore! Them's Fightin words:
Nice car. That's one fugly baby.

baby is cute!

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 11-26-2005 01:14:51 AM
Kirane does not dissapoint! I opened the thread thinking, "wonder how many of the pics will be of his car?"

He is as amazing as Zombo.com! Fer shur.

Steven Steve
posted 11-26-2005 01:15:47 AM
Fittingly, his license plate is "Dorkness."
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 11-26-2005 02:42:29 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
Motherfuckin' huge lips.

Like Steven Tyler, except without the celebrity or modicum of talent.


I personally have a mouth large enough to consume a whole cornish game hen in one bite.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 11-26-2005 03:02:42 AM
You live in North Carolina.. Have a Trans Am... and take offense at redneck jabs?

And, you claim to be posting pics of you, but post more pics of your car, without you in it, and without hot chicks on the hood...

And the mini bike just makes you look more like a tool.

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 11-26-2005 03:46:51 AM
quote:
Kaiote wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
And, you claim to be posting pics of you, but post more pics of your car, without you in it, and without hot chicks on the hood...

Done and done.


Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-26-2005 05:52:26 AM
Your plate says Dorkness? Why would anyone want a plate like that?
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 11-26-2005 06:21:24 AM
quote:
Diagnostic criteria for 301.81 Narcissistic Personality Disorder

A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

(1) has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

(2) is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

(3) believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

(4) requires excessive admiration

(5) has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations

(6) is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends

(7) lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others

(8) is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her

(9) shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes


Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 11-26-2005 06:39:27 AM
Pved wins.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-26-2005 06:49:00 AM
Hay guys, I wonder what kind of car Kirane owns?!

Perhaps he should post some pictures!

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
MadCat the 2nd
Pancake
posted 11-26-2005 09:38:10 AM
That's one fugly car.
"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

Gadani
U
posted 11-26-2005 12:32:50 PM
Oh my god.

Look at that girl on the car.

Look at her fucking nose. D: D: D:

Steven Steve
posted 11-26-2005 12:45:44 PM
Yo Kirane, let's go clubbin' boyyyyy, yeeuh!
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 11-26-2005 12:49:33 PM
quote:
Gadani obviously shouldn't have said:
Oh my god.

Look at that girl on the car.

Look at her fucking nose. D: D: D:


Just a really good friend. I have some better pics of girls on the hood but this thread is not NSFW.

Hell yeah Faz we'll get all the chicks.

Suddar
posted 11-26-2005 01:07:31 PM
Ok, really, are you some kind of gimmick?
Yuri
posted 11-26-2005 01:08:45 PM
quote:
KiranĂª had this to say about John Romero:
Just a really good friend. I have some better pics of girls on the hood but this thread is not NSFW.

It is possible to link to pictures and say 'NSFW' in the text of the link.

Hell, you might actually redeem yourself in this thread.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 11-26-2005 01:10:20 PM
quote:
Loosely translated, Sean says "Kill the whales":

This one's better.

Sean
posted 11-26-2005 01:24:48 PM
quote:
Entertain me with more of your bullshit, Blindy..

This one's better.


imo

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 11-26-2005 01:25:14 PM
quote:
Gadani had this to say about dark elf butts:
Oh my god.

Look at that girl on the car.

Look at her fucking nose. D: D: D:


That girl is a million times hotter than any girl you'd ever get to bang.

And just for comparison, she's a million times uglier than any girl I'd ever bang.

Sean
posted 11-26-2005 01:28:23 PM
quote:
Snoota stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
That girl is a million times hotter than any girl you'd ever get to bang.

And just for comparison, she's a million times uglier than any girl I'd ever bang.


She doesn't seem to have an ass. She is entirely assless.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 11-26-2005 01:29:59 PM
What do you expect? She's white.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 11-26-2005 01:37:19 PM
It would not be a hinderance for me if that girl wanted to give me sexual favors.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
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