So it's been a while, I haven't written, just lurked for a bit and decided to post (probably because I'm pretty drunk). Anyway, I decided to post about your favorite subject, which is you. I'm going to make a few comments about how I feel about some of you. Now, I know what you're thinking "Why do I care about what this guy thinks? Who the hell is he?" I'm just an observing lurker who posted a little bit in the past, but who has been reading your posts with delight, disgust and a sense that stupidity is indeed alive and well. And I've been reading them for years 
. Yeah I like smileys, don't like it? Tough.
My grammar will be hardly perfect, and I might make a spelling errror or two. You'll blame it on my poor education, I'll blame it on the booze. So without further ado.....hereeee we gooo....
Oh and P.S. I made it a flame thread because I hate censorship, people should be able to say anything as long as they aren't doing block posts or stupid shit like that.
Well, let's start out with the big dogs, and to mix it up a bit I'll throw in a D&D alignment:
Parcelan: Holy shit! Parcelan is in charge! I couldn't believe it....Drysart gone and Parcelan is running things....fucking ay. I didn't see that coming, but it's cool. I think Parce is actually kinda cool. Yeah sure he can be an ass, but whether you like it or not, I think he's for the most part, reasonable. Lawful Evil.
Sean: Dude, really, I think you need a hug. Whatever is going on in your life, you'll get through it . No seriously, why the hate? You are vicious at times, in some cases without any provocation. Chaotic Evil.
Bloodsage: Smart, efficient, strong and unmerciful. The Terminator . Linguistically sharp and utterly proper, but unyielding and inflexible. I like Bloodsage, there is no EC without him as a member, he is invaluable. And truth to tell....over the years, it seems to me, he's actually softened up a bit. Now he'll never admit it, but Bloodsage has gotten.....*nicer*. Neutral Evil.
Maradon: Ok, everyone is biased, I will admit to that. But dude, you are the KING of bias. Now I'm trying to figure out, do you know you're biased? Are you playing dumb or do you really believe you are not biased? Chaotic Neutral.
(P.S.S. If I say you're Chaotic Neutral, I'm actually implying that you might be a little crazy. Not good, not bad, just nuts.)
Mortious
I'm not really sure what to make of you. Really, I think you're a little strange. I haven't quite figured you out, but you hardly seem dangerous. You don't seem to bear ill will towards anyone, and you have a cool sword (dagger, knife? something sharp) collection. Neutral
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael (How about a longer name? Anyway, I like Ja'Deth, your essays aren't as long as they used to be, and you are in my mind the Comic Book expert on this board anyway. And I like comics, or at least used to. Chaotic Good
Lyinar - You know a lot of shit (in the past anyway) has been said of this lady, and I'm here to say, you can go to hell if you don't like her. She's sweet and defends people, regardless of what others think. Ja'Deth is lucky to have her and I hope she recovers quickly. Lawful Good
Pvednes - Well, you kinda creep me out....I keep associating you with a vampire for some reason. I'm not sure why, or if it's even a fair assessment, but.... I will say you seem to be very intelligent. Chaotic Neutral
Deligamond - You are kinda crazy, but you are funny at times. I read your posts all the time, cause I never know what crazy shit you'll come up with next. You should get a tv show bro, think about it. Chaotic Neutral
Snoota - One of the funniest posters on the board. Talk about a guy who doesn't give a shit lol. Can be a mean fucker, but ends up more than not being funny. Neutral Evil.
Trent - You have surprised me...I used to think you were a moderate, but you have actually become a bit meaner to some folks. Fine line between anger and angst eh? Neutral
Addy - Started off sweet, turned mean on a few occasions...Philisophical question, does the board reflect life or does life reflect the board. *Bleh I got a B in philosophy* Anyway, she's alright. Lawful Neutral.
Callalron - Super Genius? Perhaps not, but a likable fellow. A man you could have a beer with, who apparently has a hot wife. *salute* Neutral Good.
Nae - Had a couple of killer threads, but seems to have faded a little bit. Loves her man and seems to be an honest soul. Lawful Neutral
Mightion - Ok, don't know much about you, but you seem to be an ultra-conservative with a heart of gold....didn't think they existed. Lawful Good.
Gydyon - A nice guy who doesn't post much anymore....Lawyer and a good christian....didn't think they existed anymore either. Lawful Good
Karnaj - Smart as a whip, young, arrogant and full of vim and vigor, I see good things in the future for this young man. And I agree with him politically in almost everything. Neutral Good.
Zaza - The anti-Bloodsage. Just as arrogant and unyielding. And like Bloodsage, not afraid to throw in an insult or two. Although I agree with many of his positions, there's just something about him....Lawful Evil.
Aury - You have put up with a lot of shit on this board and took it all with out blinking. I raise my cup to you. Chaotic Good.
Nem-x - A true original. Nuff said. Chaotic Good.
El Cuchillo - Your old sigpic with I think you flexing with a Mexican hat cracks me up. But that's about it. Neutral
Trillee - Probably the only person who knows what I look like. She's nice to me, and that's important . Chaotic Good.
Mr. Gainsborough - In my world of ranking you are on the edge. You seem like a nice guy, no doubt. And I have enjoyed some of your offerings in the NSFW threads *which I do thank you for*. However, I think you might be sharing a little TOO much. (some folks will understand what that means). Chaotic Neutral.
Kuroi - wow you pissed some people of. But believe me, what passes for villains on the board these days is really nothing special. They are just bored. Neutral.
Blindy - This is a guy people love to hate, an old arch-nemesis for the "Guardians" (LOL, sorry I couldn't help it) of the board. But you know what? I like Blindy and if he wasn't posting, you'd miss him. Chaotic Good.
Gadani - See Trent. Neutral
Beaukat - People have given you a hard time too and called you an attention whore for showing your ass in a post. Can I just say, to some of the women of the board, that you guys are fucking shit up. If women want to show body parts, I think it's only fair that we let them. Stop being so fucking jealous. Anyone remember the post Nae made about underwear? Best post ever, hundreds of replies, Beaukat does it and the fucking world is coming to an end. This shit is what chased Emily and Lady D away and they were hot. Damn! Anyway, Beaukat, you're good in my book. Chaotic Good.
And about attention whoring, if you fucking post on a board where the whole world can see your inner thoughts then you are a fucking attention whore. I know I am.
Hold on, gotta take a piss, the liquer is getting to me...
Ok, I'm back and I washed my hands , so....
Jessica Rabbit v. 2.0 - People gave her a hard time too, for being "fake". I don't know much about Goths, but most look the same to me, and she's hot. Chaotic Good.
Liam - The bellweather (or bellwehter? fuck it) of the board. Good guy, defends himself when necessary, mean on a rare occasion, once in a while will say something insightful. Told me once to not to take things so seriously. After the replies I get to this, I better follow that advice . Chaotic Good.
Xyrra - Of all the women I have seen post on the board, I have to say, you are unique. You are mysterious and lovely and I hope you will always be happy. *Yeah, mushy but I'm drunk so...* Did I mention you're hot? Chaotic Good.
Rodent King - Rat Schtick - ughhh.....you might be trying to hard. Neutral
Black - Cool but somewhat negative. You seem to carry weight with the other posters, I'm not sure why. Neutral
Jackman - Well you are a bit of an ass, but again, the board is bored and you are the flavor of the month. Somther was worse. Neutral Evil.
Somther - This guy knew how to push buttons. Yeah he was an ass, but the way you all reacted? Comedy fucking gold. I miss him, I never laughed so hard seeing you all react to him. Neutral.
Paul451561907419074 (I don't remember the fucking numbers) - I'm thinking one of the most hated posters ever. This guy evoked rage, and while I tend to think EC has a pirhana mentality with "outsiders" or Newbies, you might be right with this guy. Chaotic Evil.
Kaglaaz - another Ultra-conservative, but he doesn't try to hide where he's coming from (hear that Maradon?) Neutral.
Cavalier - see Kaglaaz
Burger - doesn't post much anymore I think (you all change your nicks like underwear, hard to keep it all straight), caused controversy, but I thought he was ok. Lawful Neutral.
Densetsu - For some reason, I will always think your age is somewhere between 14-16. But you're older than that aren't ya? Neutral.
Ares - Good artist, loves attention. Don't we all? Not bad looking either. Chaotic Good. (Oh yeah, I don't know what it means, but I love this :3.)
Diadem - I don't always understand where you are coming from, but for some reason, I like you. I just don't know why. Chaotic Good.
Jargum - See Diadem.
Waisz - Sort of like Sean, a bit of an asshole. However, unlike Sean, he seems to have a charimsa of a sort. Brought a lot of people with him...that's gotta count for something. Neutral Evil.
Nike - I like her, she seems normal to me, and she's cute. Giving her a hard time for sharing opinions, typical. Chaotic Good.
Drysart - I miss him. He was a balance to this board, but sometimes overly tyrannical. When he didn't like someone, you could tell. But sometimes, I couldn't understand why. Like Rennoir (or rionneR or whatever the fuck) remember the guy that talked in gibberish, but you understood it? Or sorta understood it...anyway, Drysart, I drink to you and this fabulous board you created. DM (no alignment)
Nicole - Tough as nails, no bullshit with her. A little too rough for my taste. Neutral.
Gikkwiny - Insecurity will drive you insane. She doesn't post much anymore, but I sense a chip on her shoulder as big as Texas. Neutral - Neutral Evil.
Led - I think you had a sigpic of a rabbit with a gun. Seems to fit you to a T. Neutral.
Otakupenguin - HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA, funniest shit ever, making up that bullshit. But as I think of it more and more, that's fucking sad. *In case you didn't know, Otaku had been spinning tales and admitted as much.* Chaotic Neutral.
Fazumzen - I hated you in the beginning, but you seem to have mellowed with age, and I believe you can kick ass. Go you. Neutral Good.
Kegwen - Sorta like Liam, perhaps not as insightful. Neutral.
LeMiere - Pretty boy . Seems like a decent chap, women love ya. Chaotic Good.
Bajah - Solid guy, seems like a decent sort. One of the good guys of the board. Chaotic Good.
Demos - Intelligent and patient. Cool under fire, I respect that. Lawful Good.
Yuri - Not sure what others think, but I think you are an ass. Neutral Evil.
Doc - another sorta creepy dude. Neutral.
Leckie - Was in, then out, maybe back in again? Opinion seems to fluctuate about you. But you seem ok to me. Neutral Good.
CBTao - You are someone that I probably wouldn't hang out with. Neutral Evil.
RIG - You seem ok to me, some people give you shit, but I'm not sure why. Neutral Good.
Lashanna - Yeah you look good, but I don't think I'd like to see you every day. Neutral Evil.
Abbikat - See Nicole. Neutral
Monica - You are cool. I like your style. Neutral Good.
Tokk - A man of few words, but when you post I listen. Neutral Good.
Well I'm tired, so this thread is done. For everyone else, either I don't read your posts or I didn't remember you. Sorry. IF you wanna know, just ask.
Oh finally, my analysis of myself:
A bit overly sensitive, judgemental ,but secure. I like being nice to people, and I like this board. The board has kinda slipped in the past few months, but I believe it will rise again.
I know that all I have is the postings that you all created, and that I may have misinterpreted intentions or just got it plain wrong. But I thought it would be cool to post my feelings on one of my favorite hobbies, the EC board. Regardless of what I think, I wish you all well.
Emil
Your claim to fame is hypersensitivity on a pointless subject; you are the control by which all other overreaction is measured.
It's not something people hear about.
.You have to be apart of something's construction to take credit for it, grandma.
It's not something people hear about.
. But on occasion you can be amusing if that helps .Edit: I never claimed credit for anything, neither, so there Emil fucked around with this message on 11-19-2005 at 02:01 AM..
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Is your sigpic supposed to be ironic? 
Blackened, is that you in DnT?
The time I spent typing that post has been nothing compared to the time I read all of your (and others posts). I think about the board from time to time and I felt like letting it all out. And I'm drunk, so a couple of hours is like minutes to me right now .
Does this mean anything?
tl;dr
Or did you just fuck up? I'm not as hip with the internet lingo as I'd like to be.
I missed you too big guy .
Love
Emil
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Emil embraced inferiority and said
tl;dr
too long; didn't read
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Emil stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I'm just making observations is all, and you didn't get a very good one. But on occasion you can be amusing if that helps
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Edit: I never claimed credit for anything, neither, so there
You're making baseless observations about a community of which you are simply not a member of, no matter how much you say 'I post, I posted, I will post in the future'. It just doesn't work like that. To be part of the community you must fit in, and on some level you must be liked. As far as I know you are universally disliked. You do not fit in, because you are a condescending little twit without any authority to be so.
And anyone around here with half a brain knows what this post is about; it's the attempt of an outsider to elbow himself a place in among those he envies.
It's not something people hear about.
I will likely fade right back to lurker status and continue to enjoy your merry pursuits. Elbowed my way in? Perhaps for five minutes of attention, and that ain't really hard. Is it Sean?
It's not something people hear about.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
Sean is a muckdweller and clearly acknowledges this. It's just that he's usually right and, instead of trying to raise himself higher by climbing over you, he's usually content to just pull you down with him.
neat
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Mr. Parcelan was all like:
Sean isn't really arrogant. Arrogant implies that he puts himself above you.Sean is a muckdweller and clearly acknowledges this. It's just that he's usually right and, instead of trying to raise himself higher by climbing over you, he's usually content to just pull you down with him.
Climbing higher just makes you a bigger target. I'd rather tear you down than build myself up.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Anyone can pick up a stick and draw their name in the sand. But you'll be gone and forgotten with the next tide change, because you lack any sort of redeeming quality. Just make it easier on us and fade the fuck away, and never bother coming back, you're simply irritating.
Now where is the fun in that? Don't worry Sean, it'll be another year or so before I bother you again....I think And as far as redeeming qualities go, well, I'm not sure redeeming qualities is your area of expertise. And I do provide a service. I'm a target EC loves a good target, I've learned that much.
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Kuroi Madoushi had this to say about dark elf butts:
If you've really lurked so long, why, pray tell, did you bother posting this? You ought to know by now that no one gives a damn. Still, 'twas amusing at least.
Because, I wanted to. I know no one gives a damn....tomorrow. Right now, they are typing away....for the moment, they care.
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Sean had this to say about Captain Planet:
Climbing higher just makes you a bigger target. I'd rather tear you down than build myself up.
Yeah... thats why snipers always take the low ground.
Nice metaphor, looks good on paper.. but the guy with the scope prefers an elevated position for a reason.
You trailer bred cousin fucker.
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Kaiote's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
You trailer bred cousin fucker.
That's not very nice mister!
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This one time, at Kaiote camp:
Nice metaphor, looks good on paper.. but the guy with the scope prefers an elevated position for a reason.
I'm the perpetual Sergeant who refuses promotion, not the guy with a scope.
And she was my second cousin, twice removed. Practically a stranger. Sean fucked around with this message on 11-19-2005 at 02:36 AM.
It's not something people hear about.
Philosophy, eh? It's definitely not a strongpoint of mine. But, "does life reflect the board" is a question that hints at a person's life revolving around said forum. It's a bit of an absurd comment to make (in most cases). Leaving it to "Does a board persona reflect one's life?" would work a bit better if you wanted to try to provoke some thought. Then it becomes a psychologist's playfield in overanalyzing every little bit someone writes. But, once again, it's difficult to really state this as it can be pretty hard to translate emotion/tone into text. A person may come off as cold and heartless, while in reality they were actually making a joke.
Anyway, personally, I don't really remember your name too well. 
I think I remember Emil. He got called a grandma and ran off crying. Suddar fucked around with this message on 11-19-2005 at 02:41 AM.
It's really my perception of their onboard persona. In my viewpoint of alignments as pertaining to EC, Good is a generally nice and friendly person, Evil is a generally less friendly person and neutral is either somewhere in between or on another scale entirely. Chaotic and Lawful are just that, free spirits vs. law and order. Chaotic Neutral is somewhat off kilter. As far as your other point, the criticism is well taken.
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Suddar probably says this to all the girls:
Hey sure, give me attention.I think I remember Emil. He got called a grandma and ran off crying.
I got spanked by Bloodsage when I first argued with him, and I learned from it, no doubt.
Suddar - You do seem to be friendly from the posts I've seen. You are a long time member and have only been mean rarely. Neutral Good.
Please note that I have no idea of the relative worth of Super Points and they may or may not have actual monetary value. In fact, I think a hobo just handed me a ziploc baggie full of them last weekend, so it might actually be a gallstone.
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Maradon: Ok, everyone is biased, I will admit to that. But dude, you are the KING of bias. Now I'm trying to figure out, do you know you're biased? Are you playing dumb or do you really believe you are not biased? Chaotic Neutral.(P.S.S. If I say you're Chaotic Neutral, I'm actually implying that you might be a little crazy. Not good, not bad, just nuts.)
I'm highly right-wing biased, but I'm pro-choice, in favor of gay marriage, aetheist, and believe in the separation of church and state. But because I strongly disagree with the democrats on most issues, it stands to reason that all my views are just the result of party-line bias, right?
All joking aside though, I am extremely biased: I'm very strongly biased against idiocy, and I'm very strongly biased in favor of individual freedom.
Also (these people do not fit under the immature and ignorant catagory, by the way)
Mort - despite the evil facade, mort is really a good guy.
Zaza - Another person who is actually a good guy... i don't get why people don't understand him.
Deli - His sense of humor is toned down... he is one of the staples of this board. His regien will reign for years and canda will inherit the earth when america dies from a cocaine overdose after sleeping with a cheap hooker named cuba.
right guys...?
guys?
I'm torn.
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I wish Maradon! would say this more often:
I'm highly right-wing biased, but I'm pro-choice, in favor of gay marriage, aetheist, and believe in the separation of church and state. But because I strongly disagree with the democrats on most issues, it stands to reason that all my views are just the result of party-line bias, right?All joking aside though, I am extremely biased: I'm very strongly biased against idiocy, and I'm very strongly biased in favor of individual freedom.
If that's the case then you should dispise Bush for both the iraq war (idiocy at best and lying at worst) and the Patriot Act (removal of individual freedom), but you defend him. Every time.
