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Topic: ITT you post something ironic about yourself.
Bacon369
Pancake
posted 10-07-2005 04:57:32 PM
You might think that I like Penguins .... but I'd rather smash them with a
bloody club.
"He who pays the piper calls the tune."
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 10-07-2005 05:16:53 PM
I only like girls with boyfriends.
The worst member of EC.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-07-2005 05:17:01 PM
I have no patience for stupidity.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Brahmin Bloodlust
High Priest of Drysart
posted 10-07-2005 05:28:36 PM
quote:
Bloodsage stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I have no patience for stupidity.

hence why you never talk to me
I still love you though!!!

Bacon369
Pancake
posted 10-07-2005 05:47:11 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Brahmin Bloodlust said:
hence why you never talk to me
I still love you though!!!

Don't need patience to speak to you .... just a Taser

"He who pays the piper calls the tune."
Steven Steve
posted 10-07-2005 06:24:15 PM
quote:
How.... Jackman.... uughhhhhh:
When I graduated, I was one of the most popular people in my class.

That's not that ironic, considering your classmates were probably nothing like EC'ers.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Dave
)_(
posted 10-07-2005 07:18:51 PM
I play mostly fps games, airsoft with very real looking guns, love military history, but I never want to kill someone in rl.
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 10-07-2005 11:22:06 PM
My job is to protect people who hate those of my profession.

I am also planning to cook a thanksgiving dinner, however, I am the same person who managed to set things on fire in a microwave.

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Peter
Pancake
posted 10-08-2005 08:26:48 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Azakias said:
...I am also planning to cook a thanksgiving dinner, however, I am the same person who managed to set things on fire in a microwave.

Honestly a turkey or any big roast like thing is pretty danm easy to cook in the oven. Just find the time per pound, toss in a big ass pan ad aside from basteing you need to do with a turckey, thats it. Biggest thing to do is just remembering to pull the bag of gizzards out ---Also, My old man claims putting strips of bacon across the top helps keep it moist or something.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 10-08-2005 09:51:56 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Peter wrote:
Honestly a turkey or any big roast like thing is pretty danm easy to cook in the oven. Just find the time per pound, toss in a big ass pan ad aside from basteing you need to do with a turckey, thats it. Biggest thing to do is just remembering to pull the bag of gizzards out ---Also, My old man claims putting strips of bacon across the top helps keep it moist or something.

I claim that bacon makes anything better.

Brahmin Bloodlust
High Priest of Drysart
posted 10-08-2005 10:24:55 AM
quote:
Naimah stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I claim that bacon makes anything better.

QFT

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 10-08-2005 11:06:29 AM
I didn't go to my highschool prom, because I was too shy to ask anyone out, and going without a date felt like a waste. During the prom, people told me, they ran a slideshow of various people in our graduating class. When my picture came up, it got more applause than the jocks. If this story hadn't been told to me independently by more than a dozen people from at least four different social circles, I wouldn't have believed it. Nobody has ever refuted it either. Somehow, despite never feeling like I fit in, I ended up being popular. (Other events from the time support this statement as well, but the prom story shows the irony best.)

Every once in a while I run into somebody from highschool (among other places) who remembers me and stops to chat. Due to the limitations of my own memory, I rarely remember the other person. This generally winds up with us having a long conversation, at the end of which I still don't know the other person's name.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-08-2005 11:25:43 AM
quote:
Channeling the spirit of Sherlock Holmes, Peter absently fondled Watson and proclaimed:
Honestly a turkey or any big roast like thing is pretty danm easy to cook in the oven. Just find the time per pound, toss in a big ass pan ad aside from basteing you need to do with a turckey, thats it. Biggest thing to do is just remembering to pull the bag of gizzards out ---Also, My old man claims putting strips of bacon across the top helps keep it moist or something.

I've never heard of that with turkey, but that's the reason filet mignon is often wrapped in bacon. Very lean cuts of meat don't have enough fat of their own to cook without drying out, so one must add fat in the form of bacon or whatever else during the cooking process.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Brahmin Bloodlust
High Priest of Drysart
posted 10-08-2005 11:55:01 AM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I've never heard of that with turkey, but that's the reason filet mignon is often wrapped in bacon. Very lean cuts of meat don't have enough fat of their own to cook without drying out, so one must add fat in the form of bacon or whatever else during the cooking process.

And people opt for bacon because of its deliciousness... mmm bacon...

Bacon369
Pancake
posted 10-08-2005 12:10:04 PM
Haven't heard of the bacon trick for Turkey.

Remember that Poultry and Beef are very different in cooking styles.
A juicy Turkey takes some attention and adjustment of heat during the process. Also, food continues to cook
once it is removed from the oven. Following most Weight to Time cooking instructions will result in
"Well Done". Pulling a bird little early and covering it will save a lot of the juices. What you stuff it with will
help also help and basting is a must.

Poultry cooks faster than Beef (unfrozen). For example a thawed filet lightly tenderized and flavored
can be cooked to perfection on a Pre Heated Forman Grill in under 6mins. Tenderized chicken can be done
around the 3min mark. Unfortunately a turkey won't fit inside a Forman.

Fck I'm hungry now and stuck at work.

"He who pays the piper calls the tune."
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-08-2005 01:17:29 PM
My natural hair color is in high demand to the point where the majority of girls use bleach to get it that color, yet I dye my hair dark.

I get confused because I feel like the fact that I'm a natural blonde should be obvious with my skin tone, yet most of the people I tell don't believe me.

I was initially afraid that dying my hair black would completely make me look washed out, but in actuality my natural color does that more than any other color I've had.

Monica fucked around with this message on 10-08-2005 at 01:21 PM.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 10-08-2005 05:37:02 PM
Despite the fact that I've never struck anyone in anger, or really even yelled at anyone, and that it takes quite a lot to make me genuinely angry as opposed to just annoyed, a lot of people are intimidated by me.

Even though I enjoy swimming a lot, I cannot stand getting rained on.

Though I can handle cold air/water of virtually any temperature, I hate handling ice/snow with my bare hands.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Vinven D`Slyfox
posted 10-08-2005 09:45:56 PM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about pies:
At any given moment, I am filled with utter, total loathing for much of what exists around me. But it doesn't really affect my actions at all; I'm a pretty nice person, I just hate absolutely everything.

Close enough.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-08-2005 10:43:31 PM
quote:
Vinven D`Slyfox's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Close enough.

I don't think this is accurate for you at all.

Vinven D`Slyfox
posted 10-09-2005 07:50:52 AM
quote:
This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:
I don't think this is accurate for you at all.

Think whatever you want, it doesn’t really matter.

Vinven D`Slyfox fucked around with this message on 10-09-2005 at 07:51 AM.

Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 10-09-2005 12:06:49 PM
Even though I love bacon, pork chops, pork roast and pretty much all other pork products, I can not stand the taste of ham at all. Maybe once every few years I'll get a crave on for a grilled ham and cheese sandwich, and once I have one, I'm good for several more years.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 10-09-2005 12:30:37 PM
Despite the fact that my most well-known character is of the "mad scientist" mold, in real life I actually flee from science and math classes as if they were ridden with plague-infested fleas.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 10-09-2005 10:28:27 PM
Despite having been a cop for many years, if I went back to do the basic enlistment tests now, I'd fail all of the physical requirements badly...


Damn those donuts...

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 10-10-2005 02:53:22 AM
I'm a Texan, yet I make fun of my friends for their extensive use of the contraction, "Y'all." I do it especially when playing D&D with them.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 10-10-2005 03:06:40 AM
I have a fairly fucked up family life and few people believe me when I say this.
Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 10-10-2005 03:14:45 AM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about Captain Planet:
I have a fairly fucked up family life and few people believe me when I say this.

Quit lying.

Sean
posted 10-10-2005 09:55:05 AM
quote:
Ferret was listening to Cher while typing:
I have a fairly fucked up family life and few people believe me when I say this.

I believe it.

And I'm here for you, lover.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-10-2005 01:04:14 PM
quote:
Ferret's fortune cookie read:
I have a fairly fucked up family life and few people believe me when I say this.

I can relate to that.

Mightion Defensor
posted 10-10-2005 02:58:54 PM
I like noodles, pasta, etc...

I like cheese on burgers and sandwiches, and certain types of noodles/pasta with cheese, but I will not eat plain ol' macaroni and cheese.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-10-2005 03:05:12 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Mightion Defensor:
I like noodles, pasta, etc...

I like cheese on burgers and sandwiches, and certain types of noodles/pasta with cheese, but I will not eat plain ol' macaroni and cheese.


Mac n' cheese is disgusting. Unless it's the homemade kind (i.e. actuall melted cheddar and bread crumbs in it, box stuff is gross).

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 10-10-2005 07:20:38 PM
I can't stand when people pronounce words incorrectly, but purposely butcher words in Latin to see if someone says "That isn't how it's pronounced!"
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
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