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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-07-2005 05:34:52 PM
Hah.

Go to the page and hit Ctrl + A.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 10-07-2005 05:36:30 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about pies:
Hah.

Go to the page and hit Ctrl + A.


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Sean
posted 10-07-2005 05:42:18 PM
Did you see the commented line in the source?

<!-- get ready -->

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Naj
I asked for a title and didn't get banned!
posted 10-07-2005 05:53:59 PM
They changed it to the NO WAI bird made of 1s and 0s, heh.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-07-2005 05:54:46 PM
Look now
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Lashanna
noob
posted 10-07-2005 05:56:46 PM
Someone is having fun, I guess?

Oh well, atleast visiting Blizzard's page nets me a new sigpic. Anime cutesy Whitemane.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Aaron (the good one)
posted 10-07-2005 05:58:48 PM
I SAID NOTHING

Delidgamond fucked around with this message on 10-07-2005 at 06:00 PM.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Lashanna
noob
posted 10-07-2005 06:00:47 PM
Scroll down, fan art gallery update, leads to Full Version of my sigpic.
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 10-07-2005 06:09:15 PM
Blizzard's employees are dicks.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 10-07-2005 06:23:33 PM
WOOT new battle.net site

We're such suckers.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 10-07-2005 06:23:34 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Sakkra!
Blizzard's employees are dicks.

Seriously, who the fuck cares about a website redesign

edit: besides, if they had any real big announcements they'll probably be done at Blizzcon D:

edit #2: they wouldn't hold on battle.net for a big announcement, either. probably blizzard.com

Kegwen fucked around with this message on 10-07-2005 at 06:25 PM.

Sean
posted 10-07-2005 06:24:36 PM
A website redesign with way too much fucking overhead.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Steven Steve
posted 10-07-2005 06:25:54 PM
It seems that my implication via the Penny Arcade strip that the announcement would be totally overstated and melodramatic was true.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 10-07-2005 06:26:35 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist impressed everyone with:
It seems that my implication via the Penny Arcade strip that the announcement would be totally overstated and melodramatic was true.

Wasn't that comic making fun of the way they announced World of Warcraft?

Steven Steve
posted 10-07-2005 06:59:15 PM
Yeah, you see, Blizzard tends to overhype their shit and everyone falls for it.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-07-2005 07:06:07 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Kegwen said:
Wasn't that comic making fun of the way they announced World of Warcraft?

I think that's back when they were making fun of all the secrets around WC3's release..

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 10-07-2005 07:48:57 PM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist had this to say about Robocop:
Yeah, you see, Blizzard tends to overhype their shit and everyone falls for it.

We overhyped it. Not them.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-07-2005 08:12:57 PM
I find it amazing the lengths people will go to to attempt to decode Blizzard's messages and how much hype they'll give Blizzard.

I'm still confident Blizzard could shit in a box, slap their logo on it and sell a million copies.

Not to say I don't really enjoy their games, mind you. I just find it funny.

(Note that I don't even so much mean people here as I do people on their forums.)

Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 10-07-2005 at 08:21 PM.

Steven Steve
posted 10-07-2005 11:23:03 PM
quote:
So quoth Inferno-Spirit:
We overhyped it. Not them.

I would hardly say that a new site design calls for a cryptic dated splash image with "ARE YOU READY!? ARE YOU PREPARED!? IN EVERY AGE A SAGA IS BORN..." in its source. Blizzard pulls this with all of its stuff without exception.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 10-08-2005 12:38:17 AM
quote:
Fazum'Zen Fastfist startled the peaceful upland Gorillas by blurting:
Blizzard pulls this with all of its stuff without exception.

And yet people throw themselves all over it anyway. Talk about Pavlovian.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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