EverCrest Message Forums
You are not logged in. Login or Register.
Author
Topic: Purity test time!
Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 10-02-2005 01:23:30 AM
I have fallen asleep twice while trying to take this test..

Suddar
posted 10-02-2005 01:36:18 AM
84.6%. I don't think I'm that boring, okay well maybe I am.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 10-02-2005 01:43:13 AM
quote:
Riiiiiiiiiiiide ze Bloodsage?
I'll bring the camera! Since drugs and gayness aren't my thing, guess I'd better work on my voyeurism skills.

Might as well wear a diaper, too. You don't have to enjoy it, but hey, points are points.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 10-02-2005 01:53:59 AM
54%

*yawns*

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 10-02-2005 06:30:52 AM
42%

I'm a wild child.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 10-02-2005 11:45:18 AM
quote:
Xyrra attempted to be funny by writing:
30.6% indeed.

holy crumbs!!!

me 80%

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-02-2005 01:30:59 PM
quote:
Vorbis's account was hax0red to write:
42%

I'm a wild child.


OMG manslut~!

I don't even know if most of my points would count anymore - it's been almost a year since the last time I even had sex. Like, seriously. It'll officially be a year in like the second week of October, I think.

But M'EH.

Monica fucked around with this message on 10-02-2005 at 01:31 PM.

Naimah
In a Fire
posted 10-02-2005 01:42:36 PM
quote:
Monica impressed everyone with:
OMG manslut~!

I don't even know if most of my points would count anymore - it's been almost a year since the last time I even had sex. Like, seriously. It'll officially be a year in like the second week of October, I think.

But M'EH.


Yea, well I'm going on 4 years. That might explain my sour disposition. Or maybe my sour disposition explains the 4 years.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-02-2005 01:45:00 PM
Eh. I've reached the point where I don't even really care. The only time it does kinda bug me is when my friends are going on about their own sex lives and I'm just kind of sitting there like, "Seeeeex? What's thaaaaat?"
Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 10-02-2005 02:05:16 PM
quote:
Monica had this to say about Robocop:
I don't even know if most of my points would count anymore - it's been almost a year since the last time I even had sex. Like, seriously. It'll officially be a year in like the second week of October, I think.

quote:
(18 years old)

quote:
Naimah had this to say about dark elf butts:
Yea, well I'm going on 4 years. That might explain my sour disposition. Or maybe my sour disposition explains the 4 years.

quote:
(20 years old)
Sean
posted 10-02-2005 02:20:38 PM
MORALITY POLICE

Quick everyone, to arms!

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-02-2005 02:46:25 PM
quote:
Naimah had this to say about Duck Tales:
Yea, well I'm going on 4 years. That might explain my sour disposition. Or maybe my sour disposition explains the 4 years.

One feeds the other.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
-----------------------------------
"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 10-02-2005 04:24:00 PM
quote:
Verily, Sean doth proclaim:
MORALITY POLICE

Quick everyone, to arms!


More like it's unusual to hear late teens/early 20's talking about their lack of sex.

Usually you get that from the people in their late 30's and beyond.

BacardiMunch
Wise enough not to pee on the electric fence?
posted 10-02-2005 04:36:59 PM
OK, the animal and necrophi questions are just a bit crazy.


63.2 %
I think I picked up most of mine from Oral in odd places and the teasing/necking questions. Keepin' it highschool.

What was the worst question you answered?

Addy
posted 10-02-2005 04:44:45 PM
quote:
Noxhil2 had this to say about the Spice Girls:
More like it's unusual to hear late teens/early 20's talking about their lack of sex.

Not really, no.

Sean
posted 10-02-2005 05:02:33 PM
quote:
How.... Addy.... uughhhhhh:
Not really, no.

Pony up, Addy, give us a count.

Only six months here.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 10-02-2005 05:16:41 PM
46.2%
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
Full sigpic image
Mightion Defensor
posted 10-02-2005 05:17:38 PM
quote:
Monica fell asleep and read just about every paragraph.
Eh. I've reached the point where I don't even really care. The only time it does kinda bug me is when my friends are going on about their own sex lives and I'm just kind of sitting there like, "Seeeeex? What's thaaaaat?"

You think you haven't had it in a while.....

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 10-02-2005 05:22:32 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Goma wrote:
Lost interest when questions started repeating.

237 questions answered, 93% pure at that point.


You realize that section was with 'non primary choice', right? As in, if you're straight, that's questions are only applicable if it was of a homosexual nature.

Edit: 89.2%

El Cuchillo fucked around with this message on 10-02-2005 at 05:30 PM.

Strip Club - Online Comic Reader and Archiver for Linux and Windows (and maybe OSX)
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 10-02-2005 08:23:42 PM
quote:
Monica got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
OMG manslut~!

I don't even know if most of my points would count anymore - it's been almost a year since the last time I even had sex. Like, seriously. It'll officially be a year in like the second week of October, I think.

But M'EH.


I've gone about three days without sex. I'm quite the manslut.

(okay, so it's only been with one girl, stfu)

Damnati
Filthy
posted 10-02-2005 10:56:39 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about dark elf butts:
You think you haven't had it in a while.....

21 years! TWENTY-ONE YEARS!!

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-03-2005 12:18:14 AM
quote:
Noxhil2 had this to say about Tron:
More like it's unusual to hear late teens/early 20's talking about their lack of sex.

Usually you get that from the people in their late 30's and beyond.


I got burned pretty bad after my first, and he insisted on haunting me off and on for a good 6 or 7 months afterward. By then I pretty well got pushed into man-hating mode, and only in the past few months have I started to come out of it.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 10-03-2005 03:29:01 AM
quote:
Sean wrote this stupid crap:
Pony up, Addy, give us a count.

Only six months here.


Virgin by choice (Not from lack of offers!)

I'm obviously superior to you now. But I still you. At least, if I weren't a guy. Or you weren't a guy.

Yup, I'm sure it is nice. I'm sure it is fun. But, well, I don't see a reason to get all crazy about it like some people do.

Oh yeah. I had like a 75% on the test. I took it a few days ago but forgot to post my results.

Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 10-03-2005 at 03:34 AM.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 10-03-2005 11:55:27 PM
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-04-2005 12:02:23 AM
quote:
Monica had this to say about Cuba:
I got burned pretty bad after my first, and he insisted on haunting me off and on for a good 6 or 7 months afterward. By then I pretty well got pushed into man-hating mode, and only in the past few months have I started to come out of it.

So you've quit carrying the bat around swinging at guys at random?

That's what you women mean when you "go clubbing" isn't it?

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
-----------------------------------
"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-04-2005 12:17:36 AM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator was listening to Cher while typing:
So you've quit carrying the bat around swinging at guys at random?

That's what you women mean when you "go clubbing" isn't it?


Well I prefer crowbars, but yeah pretty much!

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 10-04-2005 12:25:55 AM
quote:
Verily, Monica doth proclaim:
Well I prefer crowbars, but yeah pretty much!

Interesting... Hook-side or just blunt against the skull?

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
-----------------------------------
"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 10-04-2005 08:41:22 AM
Why do you ask? You trying to figure out what to expect?
indegloriafeestbeest
Not Smart
posted 10-04-2005 09:34:17 AM
80.2% but what does that say about me???? that i'm inexperienced? i knew that one already.....
you're born as a child and you die like a child..... inbetween you have a identitycrisis.....
All times are US/Eastern
Hop To: