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Snugglits had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
what if i had a shotgun
youd still be dead because an expert with a sword could take on a man with a gun anyday, thats why assasins still use them
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean had this to say about Punky Brewster:
youd still be dead because an expert with a sword could take on a man with a gun anyday, thats why assasins still use them
idunno liek if i had bukshot u couldnt stop all the pelets i think ud stil be ded
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Snugglits, what the hell are you doin' out here? You oughta be in bed.
idunno liek if i had bukshot u couldnt stop all the pelets i think ud stil be ded
i dont have to id kill you before you could aim cock and shoot
It's not something people hear about.
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Bent over the coffee table, Sean squealed:
youd still be dead because an expert with a sword could take on a man with a gun anyday, thats why assasins still use them
Please tell me this is an elaborate joke you're pulling on poor Snugglits.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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There was much rejoicing when Sean said this:
i dont have to id kill you before you could aim cock and shoot
liek i cockd aimd and shot your mom last nite burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn
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Bloodsage painfully thought these words up:
Please tell me this is an elaborate joke you're pulling on poor Snugglits.
I don't want you to worry, Bloodsage, but Sean has recently been challenged by the alpha male of a group of drug dealing mummies called "The Marmosets" to a duel with swords at midnight.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage impressed everyone with:
Please tell me this is an elaborate joke you're pulling on poor Snugglits.
no, seriosuly. It's true... that's why driveby shootings are on the decline. gang bangers are wising up that a broadsword, or better yet... a chrome katanas, are much better killing weapon then say, a pussy little derringer hidden under your shoe.
fox news did a story about how many gangsters are turning in their tech 9s for naganatas...... and glocks for butcher knives.
Taken from Foxnews.com
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angster Rap lyrics that used to reflect the rap cultures love for guns are now being openly remixed in a way that shows a frightening new-found infatuation with various forms of archaic weaponry.A prime example of this can be seen in the Wu Tang Clans new theme album, Boxer Rebellion, in which the The Wu Tang Clan speaks of an ancient Chinese culture known as the Boxers. The Boxers, armed only with swords, were able to fend off a well armed invading force.
Some attribute this disturbing new trend to the recent declassificati
diadem fucked around with this message on 09-30-2005 at 04:55 PM.
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Sean got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
nuh uh the average person can run 25 feet in 3 seconds so even if i was 50 feet in front of you i could still do it
Dude if your speed is 25 then you can charge him if you win initiative! Then if he tries to shoot you you get an attack of opportunity! You can totally win!
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Densetsu impressed everyone with:
Dude if your speed is 25 then you can charge him if you win initiative! Then if he tries to shoot you you get an attack of opportunity! You can totally win!
Dire Charge for the win!
We've already had this discussion, we all know I could whoop you all unarmed even if you were in a truck and armed with a machine gun. Fazum'Zen Fastfist fucked around with this message on 10-02-2005 at 10:32 AM.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
50 Cent: "I'm a gangsta."We've already had this discussion, we all know I could whoop you all unarmed even if you were in a truck and armed with a machine gun.
What about if I was in a truck and armed with TWO machine guns?
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Fazum'Zen Fastfist's fortune cookie read:
50 Cent: "I'm a gangsta."We've already had this discussion, we all know I could whoop you all unarmed even if you were in a truck and armed with a machine gun.
I refute this.
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Jackman's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
What if I was strolling down the street with a bean burrito?
Then you'd be the first person in history to be both choked and beaten to death with a bean burrito.
We won't even begin to discuss the atrocities that would be committed upon you with the hot sauce.
What exactly is the award "Presidential Guard" in the Marines?
My friend joined the Marines at the end of last school year, and his mom told me a couple weeks ago that he earned Presidential Guard. At least, I think that's what she said.
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Bent over the coffee table, Vallo squealed:
I resurrect to ask a question!What exactly is the award "Presidential Guard" in the Marines?
My friend joined the Marines at the end of last school year, and his mom told me a couple weeks ago that he earned Presidential Guard. At least, I think that's what she said.
It's probably the guard detail in DC.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
It's probably the guard detail in DC.
That's what I figured it sounded like, but that doesn't seem possible...he joined the Marines in May/June at the age of 18 and winds up on guard duty in DC right out of training? Not to mention, she said it was some kinda prestigious award...if it is guard duty, must have a different view on awards than I do.
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Bent over the coffee table, Vallo squealed:
That's what I figured it sounded like, but that doesn't seem possible...he joined the Marines in May/June at the age of 18 and winds up on guard duty in DC right out of training? Not to mention, she said it was some kinda prestigious award...if it is guard duty, must have a different view on awards than I do.
Well, the post is hugely prestigious, but I have no idea how the Marines assign people to it. He might have done exceptionally well in Boot Camp, and been chosen, who knows?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Hello everyone.
To guard the President is one of the highest possible jobs a Marine can get.
They do a hugh background check and are real selective. I mean like no driving tickets selective.
It is possible to go from boot camp to school training then to Presidental guard so do not discredit your friend yet. If I remember correctly you can only do the post for 2 years and then they transfer you. Most MOS's are infantry to start with then you mostly move to Embassy duty, or back to you original unit.
FYI all the Personal that guard the President, U.S. Embassies and Heaven are MARINES.( according to the Marine Corp Hymn )
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There was much rejoicing when OrangeBrand said this:
....FYI all the Personal that guard the President, U.S. Embassies and Heaven are MARINES.( according to the Marine Corp Hymn )
Well the Marines Run a battalion Just for Security Guards.
It's not something people hear about.
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Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Cuba:
Steps in for a second to mention that hes in the Navy, currently in Nuke "A" school.Hello everyone.
Haha, nuke. 
But thanks for the sentiment 
I get to be some BM1's bitch for 6th months while I try and get a new A school :-/
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Quoth Elvish Crack Piper:
Not anymore actually.But thanks for the sentiment
I get to be some BM1's bitch for 6th months while I try and get a new A school :-/
Ruh, roh. What's your new rating going to be?
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Commander said I couldnt go subvol, which is how most nuke trash seems to get new A schools.
So, in all likely hood Im going to be BMBSR (Boatswains Mates Bitch Seamen Recruit) till I can strike for a new school.
Ideally, I'd like to work in intelligence. CTI's are really cool 
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Elvish Crack Piper's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Until I actually ship over (a couple miles) I have no idea.Commander said I couldnt go subvol, which is how most nuke trash seems to get new A schools.
So, in all likely hood Im going to be BMBSR (Boatswains Mates Bitch Seamen Recruit) till I can strike for a new school.
Ideally, I'd like to work in intelligence. CTI's are really cool
I almost went CT.
But I have been considering being evaluated for linguist. I have a flair for learning languages if I am immersed.
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Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about dark elf butts:
Ideally, I'd like to work in intelligence. CTI's are really cool
Nah, CTT's are God's gift, etc.
I was the Air Force equivalent of a T brancher. I worked with a T brancher from Edzell when I was TDY over to Vicenza about 10 years ago. For a squid, he was actually sorta cool.
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Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about John Romero:
Which one is T? I only remember CIT(Linguist) CTR (Collection) and CTA (admin)
T branchers are the technical end of things. Signals Intelligence, IDing radars and other emitters, that sort of stuff. I can't really go into a whole lot of detail, but I did that sort of work for 14 years of my career and it was very interesting to me.
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Kildarre had this to say about Pirotess:
Since this thread is up for the time being, I'm currently an E3 in the Army. (I suppose nobody else here is Army...)
I was considering crossing to the army. I wanna go to Germany. (thats been my goal for some time) but as of now, I'm in Virginia. 
