It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Maradon! stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:And it's not itchy when it's shaved, it's itchy when it starts to grow stubble.
Which is in like a day or two. Who the hell wants to shave their crotch every other day?
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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Lyinar Ka`Bael loves Parcelan like a fat kid loves cake
If you'd ever actually seen female genetalia in more than your wet dreams, you might realize the part that's fun to play with is *below* the part you would shave.
No one wants to take a machete to get to the clitoris.
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There was much rejoicing when Mr. Parcelan said this:
No one wants to take a machete to get to the clitoris.
Where's your sense of adventure, man?
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
No one wants to take a machete to get to the clitoris.
That just requires good grooming, not a complete shave.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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JooJooFlop had this to say about Knight Rider:
Where's your sense of adventure, man?
Adventure brings to mind Indiana Jones, which brings to mind boulders and bats flying out of vaginas.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
I once tried trimming and cut too short in some parts and oh shit on a stick it was itchy for days.
Plus when I shave to the skin I usually don't get any stubble until the fourth day or so. I guess I just grow hair slower than most.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Monica said:
Nope, men still generally get paid more.
In 2004 women made 90 cents for every dollar men made. It's not like it's some huge gap.
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Maradon! said this about your mom:
As long as you don't set my dick on fire, I'm fine.
What about your nuts?
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Snoota had this to say about (_|_):
In 2004 women made 90 cents for every dollar men made. It's not like it's some huge gap.
Your point? I was just irritated that he was trying to say it wasn't true that men get paid more. It's becoming less and less of a trend now, yeah, but that doesn't mean it's not true. I am fully aware that the gap is closing.
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Snoota had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
My point is maybe if you guys would show a little more ass you'd make more money.
And yet, if Snoota did, he'd make less money. 
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Nobody really understood why Snoota wrote:
My point is maybe if you guys would show a little more ass you'd make more money.
I'll give you five minutes of naked time for twenty bucks.
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Skaw's account was hax0red to write:
And yet, if Snoota did, he'd make less money.
I don't know, apparently some people want to see McDonald's folks naked.
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Check out the big brain on Monica!
I'll give you five minutes of naked time for twenty bucks.
Damn, at the Strip Clubs I only get three minutes of partial naked time for twenty bucks.
Deal!
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Skaw had this to say about dark elf butts:
And yet, if Snoota did, he'd make less money.
I had a gay boss once and tried that. All I got out of the deal was herpies and a sore jaw.
Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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Snoota had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I had a gay boss once and tried that. All I got out of the deal was herpies and a sore jaw.
I was talking to a dude last night who said one of his chick friends went to a male strip club and wound up with crabs on her eyelashes.
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There was much rejoicing when Snoota said this:
Damn, at the Strip Clubs I only get three minutes of partial naked time for twenty bucks.Deal!
I'm very economical!
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Lyinar Ka`Bael stopped lurking long enough to say:
Ah, but not bare. Yet you expect bare from your lady for the same services.
I don't expect my woman to lick anywhere pubic hair grows.
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Lyinar Ka`Bael's complete misunderstanding of life manifested itself when they said:
Might. The lone time I did it, it was back in a couple of days and sweet merciful crap, it itched like hell. Never again.
You should have used bikini zone lotion and you wouldn't of had the slightest problem unless you've got some seriously thick diameter pubes. No wonder you think it's a big deal.
