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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2005 03:41:41 PM
Sure, we've all seen Maradon respond to people's posts like a 3rd rate talk radio host hopped up on opiates. But have you ever wondered why he does it? Well, through the magic of MaraVision™, I can show you exactly how Maradon reads what you say! Simply post something, anything, in this thread and MaraVision™ will reveal to you why it shows you're a filthy liberal cockslave.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 09-12-2005 03:44:52 PM
I think that Abortions are wrong, and should be outlawed
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Sean
posted 09-12-2005 03:45:03 PM
I'm a registered Republican and I voted for Bush in '04.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Skaw
posted 09-12-2005 03:47:50 PM
The liberal media is blinding people to the real issues at hand, George W. Bush isn't getting enough sodium in his diet.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2005 03:51:45 PM
quote:
Thanks to MaraVision™, we know Anakha meant:
I think that abortions are something less than genocide on a scale larger than the Holocaust and I want people who perform them to recieve nothing more than a slap on the wrist.

quote:
Thanks to MaraVision™, we know Sean meant:
I'm a RINO that voted for Bush in '04 just because I wanted to violate some high class conservative pussy with my tainted left-wing sperm.

quote:
Thanks to MaraVision™, we know Skaw meant:
Fox News is nothing but a bunch of idiot slackers and George W. Bush makes William Howard Taft look like Jack Lalanne.

JooJooFlop fucked around with this message on 09-12-2005 at 03:55 PM.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 09-12-2005 03:56:30 PM
I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message.
UBT
Pancake
posted 09-12-2005 04:00:23 PM
Al Gore invented the Internet in 1992.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2005 04:04:30 PM
quote:
Thanks to MaraVision™, we know Sakkra meant:
I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message because I'm a traitor to this nation and I have no chance of winning the election unless I can convince the stupid masses that Bush is somehow worse than me.

quote:
Thanks to MaraVision™, we know UBT meant:
I honestly believe Al Gore invented the Internet in 1992. I'm not kidding in the slightest bit.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sean
posted 09-12-2005 04:04:41 PM
Hey it's a flame thread.

UBT is a vindictive douche who only has me on ignore because.. I dunno, really, I think I insulted his stupid cunt of a wife.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-12-2005 04:06:32 PM
See, Jens could take some trolling lessons, here. His attempts are always lame.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 09-12-2005 04:10:12 PM
Robin's Egg Blue is not a normal color for semen.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2005 04:16:34 PM
quote:
Thanks to MaraVision™, we know Sean meant:
UBT is a vindictive douche who only has me on ignore because.. I dunno, really, I think I insulted his stupid cunt of a wife when I said she had a lot in common with Hillary Clinton.

quote:
Thanks to MaraVision™, we know Bloodsage meant:
Maradon is a joke and is far more deserving of insult than that sociopath Jens.

quote:
Thanks to MaraVision™, we know Inferno-Spirit meant:
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I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 09-12-2005 04:17:58 PM
I like Maradon.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2005 04:22:35 PM
quote:
Thanks to MaraVision™, we know leckzilla! meant:
Maradon is so dreamy, I hope he sends me more private messages about how pretty I am and how he was thinking of taking a trip to London sometime.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 09-12-2005 04:26:00 PM
Don't insult me, I live nowhere near London.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2005 04:34:29 PM
quote:
leckzilla! probably says this to all the girls:
Don't insult me, I live nowhere near London.

Sure, and I suppose you don't sweep chimenies, eat something besides fish and chips three meals a day and have healthy teeth.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 09-12-2005 04:37:41 PM
Wait a sec, I've always been pro-choice.

I think you've confused me for a republican.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2005 04:49:34 PM
quote:
Thanks to MaraVision™, we know Maradon! meant:
Wait a sec, I've always been pro-life.

I think you've confused me for a republican. Probably because of my rabid hatred of anything that smells of liberalism and if Fox News was a dildo I'd assfuck myself with it.


I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Gadani
U
posted 09-12-2005 04:54:38 PM
You can't Maradize what he's already said!
Maradon!
posted 09-12-2005 04:59:31 PM
quote:
x--GadaniO-('-'Q) :
You can't Maradize what he's already said!

He just did!

I guess it wouldn't help to mention that I don't hate liberalism and am actually pretty liberal myself in the traditional sense of being activist. I don't even "hate" socialism or communism, I simply recognize them as defective paradigms incapable of furthuring the human condition, and like anybody would, I get a little angry when people advocate ideas I know are faulty.

Gadani
U
posted 09-12-2005 05:03:42 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Maradon!:
I think you've confused me for a republican.

Well, I know you aren't republican.

You laughed and hung up on Abe Lincoln when he was campaigning to get Nixon re-elected.

Maradon!
posted 09-12-2005 05:06:01 PM
Nixon told me to kill my mom.

Fuck that shit.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2005 05:10:31 PM
quote:
Thanks to MaraVision™, we know Maradon! meant:
Nixon was worse than Hitler and literally raped my mother while my father was fighting in Vietnam on his behalf.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 09-12-2005 05:12:04 PM
I'm losing track of what you're trying to do here. Are the statements turning ultra-liberal or ultra-conservative?
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2005 05:15:32 PM
It's mainly about taking what someone says and turning it into an outrageous statement only somewhat related to the original statement.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 09-12-2005 05:16:26 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into JooJooFlop who doth quote:
It's mainly about taking what someone says and turning it into an outrageous statement only somewhat related to the original statement.

When did I do that?

Roger Baldwin down there VV is a verbatim quote, btw

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 09-12-2005 at 05:17 PM.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2005 05:25:07 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Maradon! wrote:
When did I do that?

quote:
Blindy said in another thread:
No, I mean this as a serious research question. If you could lower prices on consumer goods 5-10 cents on the dollar by removing advertising, remove artificial imputii that prevent or delay several self correcting aspects of the free market economy, or maybe even create a reason to be truly inventive and unique on product design instead of just spending more marketing dollars, it would be nice.

quote:
Thanks to MaraVision™, we know Blindy meant:
I think advertising is wrong and should be made illegal, constitutional rights be damned.

quote:
This is apparent due to your response:
So you're suggesting outlawing advertising?

Here's the first amendment, perhaps you'd like to wipe your ass with it as well.


I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 09-12-2005 05:34:16 PM
No, see, the idea that he might be suggesting outlawing advertising is actually plausable given what he was talking about.

I asked because I didn't know what he was suggesting. He wasn't suggesting outlawing advertising, and said so.

The conversation moved on.

You didn't

Mod
Pancake
posted 09-12-2005 05:37:22 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about pies:
When did I do that?

Roger Baldwin down there VV is a verbatim quote, btw


Yeah, and the founders of the US were slaveholders and all manner of other dirty things.

Striving for communism, in a Marxist sense, doesn't mean that he strives for a state like the USSR. Communism, according to Marx, is a state of post-scarcity. Abolishing the state in that context also doesn't have anything to do with destroying an established power structure, according to Marx, after a state of communism has been reached the state withers away since people are no longer in competition with each other and it no longer serves a purpose. We see now that Marx' way of getting there doesn't exactly work out to say the least, but aspiring to a utopian state in which everyone has as many goods as they can consume isn't really an indictment of Baldwin's character.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 09-12-2005 05:38:52 PM
Maradon wants to have my children.
Maradon!
posted 09-12-2005 05:39:19 PM
quote:
Peanut butter ass Shaq Mod booooze lime pole over bench lick:
Yeah, and the founders of the US were slaveholders and all manner of other dirty things.

Striving for communism, in a Marxist sense, doesn't mean that he strives for a state like the USSR. Communism, according to Marx, is a state of post-scarcity. Abolishing the state in that context also doesn't have anything to do with destroying an established power structure, according to Marx, after a state of communism has been reached the state withers away since people are no longer in competition with each other and it no longer serves a purpose. We see now that Marx' way of getting there doesn't exactly work out to say the least, but aspiring to a utopian state in which everyone has as many goods as they can consume isn't really an indictment of Baldwin's character.


I think you're pretty much the only person in the world who considers "communism" and "utopia" as identical in meaning.

Maybe I could have responded to that differently!

It wasn't my intention to question Baldwin's intentions - communism is all about good intentions, it's just horribly misguided, of course. Only to illustrate that the ACLU has close historical ties to communism and was founded by a communist. It makes me lend a bit more credence to people who claim the ACLU are agents of deconstructionism, and it certainly abolishes the myth that they're all for individual liberty.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 09-12-2005 at 05:45 PM.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2005 05:46:36 PM
quote:
I said in another thread:
I thought this was going to be a discussion about how Fox Broadcasting is hurting our society with bad TV shows and a sensationalist cable news channel that is more interested in turning a profit than informing the public about important things in the world around them.

But I guess that's too much to expect from the likes of you.


quote:
Thanks to MaraVision™, we know I meant:
lol faux news sucks

quote:
This is apparent due to your response:
I'd just like to point out that JooJoo's selective criticism of Fox News has nothing at all to do with the fact that they're they only major news network without a bald faced liberal spin.

Nothing at all.

Just a public service announcement.


I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 09-12-2005 05:47:02 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Monica who doth quote:
Maradon wants to have my children.

yeah

Maradon!
posted 09-12-2005 05:48:25 PM
quote:
JooJooFloping:
[QB][/QB]

Whoa, wait, you're claiming you weren't bashing Fox News there?

Mod
Pancake
posted 09-12-2005 05:54:08 PM
quote:
Maradon! impressed everyone with:
I think you're pretty much the only person in the world who considers "communism" and "utopia" as identical in meaning.

Maybe I could have responded to that differently!

It wasn't my intention to question Baldwin's intentions - communism is all about good intentions, it's just horribly misguided, of course. Only to illustrate that the ACLU has close historical ties to communism and was founded by a communist. It makes me lend a bit more credence to people who claim the ACLU are agents of deconstructionism, and it certainly abolishes the myth that they're all for individual liberty.


Communism, as Marx defined it, is a utopian state that, due to the absence of state power of any sort, is even supportive of personal liberty. Again, communism in the Marxist sense implies that material goods are no longer scarce and thus have no more value, people wouldn't squabble over how to divide the available amount of goods because they'd be so easy to produce that everyone could take however much he could personally use and there'd still be some left over. The follies of communism are all in the way people believe that they can reach that state, but post-scarcity is pretty much the textbook definition of utopia, imagine a world in which everyone had a Star Trek replicator in their house.

Does the fact that the founders of the US owned slaves and supported slavery abolish the myth that the US stands for personal liberty or racial equality?

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2005 05:57:56 PM
quote:
Maradon! wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Whoa, wait, you're claiming you weren't bashing Fox News there?

Not so much Fox News but Fox Broadcasting on the whole for their poor quality programming, such as The Littlest Groom and Greta Van Susteren's nightly expose on that dead white girl in Aruba.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-12-2005 06:19:57 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Maradon!!
Nixon told me to kill my mom.

Fuck that shit.


Listen here you drugged-out hippy. Your mother's trying to undermine American society.

Nixon didn't rise from the grave to let your liberal communist family run over this great nation!

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 09-12-2005 07:12:00 PM
quote:
Maradon! said this about your mom:
yeah

I knew it.

Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 09-12-2005 07:43:51 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
Listen here you drugged-out hippy. Your mother's trying to undermine American society.

Nixon didn't rise from the grave to let your liberal communist family run over this great nation!


Reynar fucked around with this message on 09-12-2005 at 07:44 PM.

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-12-2005 08:00:33 PM
quote:
Bent over the coffee table, Mod squealed:
The follies of communism are all in the way people believe that they can reach that state, but post-scarcity is pretty much the textbook definition of utopia, imagine a world in which everyone had a Star Trek replicator in their house.


You're mixing apples and orangutans with your metaphors, btw.

I'd just like to point out that the problem with Marxist communism isn't the method folks have chosen to reach it, but rather the fact that the goal itself is impossible, and ignores everything we know about human nature. There's quite a difference between trying to force people towards an impossible goal, the striving for which will decrease their quality of life and lessen their personal security and liberty--inevitably, I might add--and striving toward reachable, laudable goals, albeit imperfectly.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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