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Topic: REALLY BAD video game character quotes...
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 08-21-2005 03:04:32 AM
Heard any bad lines from video game characters?

Onslaught (Marvel vs. Capcom)- "Behold my mighty hand!!!"

What the heck? No, I don't wanna admire your phalange studded appendages! Who knows here they've been... ... ... ... ...

Nevermind... I don't wanna know...

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 08-21-2005 03:08:44 AM
quote:
Kennatsu had this to say about Duck Tales:
Heard any bad lines from video game characters?

Onslaught (Marvel vs. Capcom)- "Behold my mighty hand!!!"

What the heck? No, I don't wanna admire your phalange studded appendages! Who knows here they've been... ... ... ... ...

Nevermind... I don't wanna know...


*goes to read porncrest

Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 08-21-2005 03:11:58 AM
No. It's not updated yet. Drunkduck is still sober. However, I did do that comic with that joke...
Sean
posted 08-21-2005 03:25:13 AM
quote:
Kennatsu, what the hell are you doin' out here? You oughta be in bed.
Onslaught (Marvel vs. Capcom)- "Behold my mighty hand!!!"

Fuck you, "Behold my might hand!" is the best catchphrase Marvel has produced since 'bamf'.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 08-21-2005 12:21:12 PM
"Rise from you grave" (Yes, it was 'you', not 'your') has always been a favorite of mine from the old Genesis days on Altered Beast. Aside from that, some of the Metal Gear Solid 2 quotes were funny, if not that bad. "I need scissors! 61!"
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 08-21-2005 01:11:56 PM
quote:
Rodent King had this to say about Punky Brewster:
"Rise from you grave" (Yes, it was 'you', not 'your') has always been a favorite of mine from the old Genesis days on Altered Beast. Aside from that, some of the Metal Gear Solid 2 quotes were funny, if not that bad. "I need scissors! 61!"


Metal Gear has always been good for that. "Uh oh, the truck have started to move."

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-21-2005 01:40:54 PM
Leon: "I'm sure you guys didn't come along just so we could sing kumbayah together at a Boy Scout campout. Then again, maybe you did."
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Steven Steve
posted 08-21-2005 03:30:15 PM
A nuke? Are you crazy?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-21-2005 03:51:10 PM
Cervantes (Soul calibur 2): "GROUND!!"
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Gains
Pancake
posted 08-21-2005 05:13:23 PM
OUEN! DAI - SEI - KOU!
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-21-2005 05:16:53 PM
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Amend that to include everything Tidus or Yuna ever said, ever.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Cavalier-
Pancake
posted 08-21-2005 06:05:29 PM
quote:
Nicole was naked while typing this:
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Amend that to include everything Tidus or Yuna ever said, ever.


What about Wakka??

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-21-2005 06:40:03 PM
quote:
Riiiiiiiiiiiide ze Cavalier-?
What about Wakka??

His voice was tolerable. Tidus and Yuna just grated on me with every word.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 08-21-2005 06:46:45 PM
i dunno, i really did like

"someone set us up the bomb"


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-21-2005 06:53:29 PM
Everything Magneto says in the X-Men arcade game.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-21-2005 06:59:13 PM
NOTHING MOVES THE BLOB!
Kael
Whistlepig
posted 08-21-2005 07:29:46 PM
"U.R.T.V's?" from Xenosaga 2. Just sounds funny.
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-21-2005 08:02:12 PM
quote:
Manticore attempted to be funny by writing:
Cervantes (Soul calibur 2): "GROUND!!"

He says, "Drown!"
It's still silly.

Speaking of SC2, Mitsurugi's story mode has a weirdly hilarious exchange with Taki.

"You again?! I've had enough of you!"
"Ha ha ha! Haven't you had enough?"

That's what he just said, bitch

I can't believe no one's quoted Resident Evil yet. You were almost a Jill sandwich! Aw, my GAWD!

Sentow, Maybe fucked around with this message on 08-21-2005 at 08:02 PM.

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Sean
posted 08-21-2005 08:09:35 PM
..Hope this is not CHRIS'S BLOOD..
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 08-21-2005 08:21:56 PM
Sorry for my lack of manliness. I'm not used to escorting men.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Steven Steve
posted 08-21-2005 08:41:04 PM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe had this to say about pies:
He says, "Drown!"
It's still silly.

Speaking of SC2, Mitsurugi's story mode has a weirdly hilarious exchange with Taki.

"You again?! I've had enough of you!"
"Ha ha ha! Haven't you had enough?"

That's what he just said, bitch

I can't believe no one's quoted Resident Evil yet. You were almost a Jill sandwich! Aw, my GAWD!


I'll give this to you, Jill, the master of unlocking.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 08-21-2005 11:11:12 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Sean said this:
Fuck you, "Behold my might hand!" is the best catchphrase Marvel has produced since 'bamf'.


It's not just the line itself, it's how he SAYS it...

Skaw
posted 08-21-2005 11:20:02 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Fazum'Zen Fastfist wrote:
I'll give this to you, Jill, the master of unlocking.

Yeah, thank god for the remake, so the shitty bad acting was redone with tolerable dcent acting.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-21-2005 11:58:38 PM
"You're small time Saddler!"
Tatsukaze
wants Kloie's mom OH SO BAD
posted 08-22-2005 12:28:51 AM
"I AM SAD!!!!!" - Taicho, Bahamut Lagoon
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 08-22-2005 12:36:47 AM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe sent this coded message via a team of nanites:

Speaking of SC2, Mitsurugi's story mode has a weirdly hilarious exchange with Taki.

"You again?! I've had enough of you!"
"Ha ha ha! Haven't you had enough?"

That's what he just said, bitch


That's what I thought when I did that too...

"Your soul makes a poor meal!" -also Cervantes




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 08-22-2005 12:50:25 AM
quote:
It's OK. It's OK. Just... just put it down, Tatsukaze. It's all forgiven. You don't have to do this.
"I AM SAD!!!!!" - Taicho, Bahamut Lagoon

Oh come on! Bahamut Lagoon was awesome! Being snubbed by the girl for the evil general while the creepy old mage fondles your butt!



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 08-22-2005 01:08:27 AM
Everything Crono says in Chrono Trigger.
I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-22-2005 02:07:25 AM
Pretty much any dialogue in any Devil May Cry game.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 08-22-2005 02:11:53 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Lady Delirium said:
i dunno, i really did like

"someone set us up the bomb"


It was "Someone set up us the bomb." That's an awesome quote, not a bad one. Bad is Tidus and Yuna as someone above pointed out. Whiny bitches both.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-22-2005 02:12:14 AM
"That's no hotdogging. That's the move of a true master"
-Blair, Wing Commander IV
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 08-22-2005 02:25:08 AM
I think at this point, however classic it is, AYB is some sort of corrolary to Godwin's Law.
Anakha
my standards skyrocket when im on my keyboard heh
posted 08-22-2005 04:26:52 AM
English version of Dynasty Warriors 3
One of the Yellow Turban magicians had a few great quotes such as "Feel the power of my ..... MAaaaaaaaaaaaaaagic"
or "You Flaming IDIOTS!" while he went from a low to high pitch
"Buzz Beer, the beer of attainable women!"
"You try balancing a cow on the end of a fencepost to wield it like a club. Thats a physical damn challenge!"
"The only problem i have is too much aggro."
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-22-2005 10:59:46 AM
I, Garland, will knock you all down!!

Sakkra fucked around with this message on 08-22-2005 at 11:00 AM.

Maradon!
posted 08-23-2005 01:32:11 AM
quote:
Zaile Ghostmakering:
Everything Crono says in Chrono Trigger.

Chrono never said anything!

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-23-2005 01:45:26 AM
quote:
Maradon! got a whole lot of nerve:
Chrono never said anything!

He did in one of the endings

Oh and AYB is fucking stupid and is no way classic. It's just dumb and old.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-23-2005 03:56:46 AM
Josh has been playing Disgaea (or however it's spelled), and one of the little guys yells out, "SHAZAM!" when he attacks stuff.

It gives me flashbacks to the Shazam and Isis hour.


SHAZAM!

Nae fucked around with this message on 08-23-2005 at 03:58 AM.

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 08-23-2005 04:28:00 AM
quote:
Nae had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Josh has been playing Disgaea (or however it's spelled), and one of the little guys yells out, "SHAZAM!" when he attacks stuff.

It gives me flashbacks to the Shazam and Isis hour.


SHAZAM!


The thieves in that game are amusing, but it does get annoying when you do some of the gun attacks with several hits, resulting in about 10 "SHAZAM!"s in a row.

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 08-23-2005 04:31:52 AM
quote:
Liam wrote this stupid crap:
He did in one of the endings

Oh and AYB is fucking stupid and is no way classic. It's just dumb and old.


I think you missed the point of the thread, but you did prove my point. thanks

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-23-2005 06:52:04 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Cavalier- wrote:
What about Wakka??

fuck wakka

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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