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Topic: oh god I just got banned
Noxhil2
Pancake
posted 06-01-2005 01:34:35 AM
quote:
This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:
Whoever gets the 56th post of this thread can decide what Ruvyen's title should be.

This thread won't make it to 56 posts

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-01-2005 01:35:21 AM
quote:
Noxhil2's fortune cookie read:
This thread won't make it to 56 posts

57th gets Noxhil's title.

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 06-01-2005 01:38:19 AM
filler post
Gadani
U
posted 06-01-2005 01:44:22 AM
quote:
Kegwen wrote this stupid crap:
filler post
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-01-2005 01:55:44 AM
Filler posts don't count.
Gadani
U
posted 06-01-2005 02:06:52 AM
Oh. Disregard that.

This also means you'll have to start keeping count yourself.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-01-2005 02:11:21 AM
Breaking news: By 56 he meant 46. I win.
Gadani
U
posted 06-01-2005 02:13:23 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Snoota wrote:
Breaking news: By 56 he meant 46. I win.

He said filler posts don't count.

...But if you reply to this post, you win.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-01-2005 02:23:42 AM
I think I may ask Snoota what Gadani's title should beeeeeeeeee
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 06-01-2005 02:24:33 AM
luk et him abusng hsi mod privelrsdfages wtf duderz r we guna take it r we gona thro down n hav it out rite heer
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-01-2005 02:26:19 AM
The hippest thing to be is to do the thing where you stretch out the last vowel at the end of a sentence like soooooooooo

Almost as if you were singing a song to your hoooooooooo

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-01-2005 02:26:21 AM
I don't even know who he is other than he used to play ET with us.
Gadani
U
posted 06-01-2005 02:29:06 AM
quote:
Snoota wrote this stupid crap:
I don't even know who he is other than he used to play ET with us.

That's pretty much all I do. I have no personality.

Not here, anyway. I don't post enough.

...But I'm sure you knew that.

Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 06-01-2005 02:29:45 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Vallo was all like:
luk et him abusng hsi mod privelrsdfages wtf duderz r we guna take it r we gona thro down n hav it out rite heer

Shut the fuck up, you useless pile of shit noob. Jesus, I don't even think a spell checker would be of any help for you at this point.

*Runs the noob through with a sword*

I like swords.

"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
Gadani
U
posted 06-01-2005 02:30:49 AM
quote:
Zeke had this to say about dark elf butts:
Shut the fuck up, you useless pile of shit noob. Jesus, I don't even think a spell checker would be of any help for you at this point.

*Runs the noob through with a sword*

I like swords.


hur hur swords lol like the vampyres

And yes, I know you're Vallo.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-01-2005 02:32:34 AM
Ruvyen's title should be "If you read this post, I'll suck your dick."

If you agree with this post copy and paste yadda yadda

Snugglits fucked around with this message on 06-01-2005 at 02:33 AM.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 06-01-2005 02:32:52 AM
quote:
Zeke had this to say about Cuba:
Shut the fuck up, you useless pile of shit noob. Jesus, I don't even think a spell checker would be of any help for you at this point.

*Runs the noob through with a sword*

I like swords.


There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-01-2005 02:34:17 AM
quote:
Snugglits Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Ruvyen's title should be "If you read this post, I'll suck your dick."

If you agree with this post copy and paste yadda yadda


Shit, I might have to start reading his posts then.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-01-2005 02:34:43 AM
Vallo wins Ruvyen's title.

Snoota wins Noxhil's.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-01-2005 02:36:14 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Mr. Parcelan said this:
Vallo wins Ruvyen's title.

Snoota wins Noxhil's.


Technically, you said no filler posts. His frown was clearly filler with no content, ergo I win Ruvyen's title and you win Noxhil's.

But since you're a mod and I assume that disqualifies you, I now win both.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-01-2005 02:37:31 AM
quote:
Snoota's account was hax0red to write:
Technically, you said no filler posts. His frown was clearly filler with no content, ergo I win Ruvyen's title and you win Noxhil's.

But since you're a mod and I assume that disqualifies you, I now win both.


We'll put it to a vote. Next five people to post decide.

If Snoota wins Ruvyen's title, press "1"

If Snoota wins Noxhil's title, press "2"

If Snoota wins both, press "3"

Gadani
U
posted 06-01-2005 02:39:16 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about pies:
We'll put it to a vote. Next five people to post decide.

If Snoota wins Ruvyen's title, press "1"

If Snoota wins Noxhil's title, press "2"

If Snoota wins both, press "3"


I'm going to go with 3, mostly because I'm sure it'll be entertaining.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 06-01-2005 02:40:07 AM
3
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
HOTLOVEGOD25551
Pancake
posted 06-01-2005 02:40:25 AM
3
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 06-01-2005 02:41:21 AM
Even my throwaway accounts are three years old.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 06-01-2005 02:41:45 AM
3
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-01-2005 02:46:23 AM
3
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-01-2005 02:46:33 AM
I honestly didn't even notice we were getting close to the post number and have no interest in setting Noxhil nor Ruvyen's titles.(Unless Parcelan does the title I PMed him in IRC!)
Gadani
U
posted 06-01-2005 02:48:10 AM
quote:
Snoota stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I honestly didn't even notice we were getting close to the post number and have no interest in setting Noxhil nor Ruvyen's titles.(Unless Parcelan does the title I PMed him in IRC!)

Do it anyway. And make them funny.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-01-2005 02:50:24 AM
3333333333
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-01-2005 03:19:36 AM
<Snootay> Did we forget to unban JooJoo or something? Granted I come here like an hour a day lately if even that often, but I've not seen him back since we gunned down all the innocent bystanders in an attempt to capture Parcelan.
<Snootay> And he's usually idling here even when not around.
<ParceofWar> Hahaha
<Snootay> rofl
<Snootay> I think we did. There's one person still banned and it was from that night.
*** Snootay sets mode: -b *!*@76d0a8e6.hsd1.wa.5aa6454b.net.hmsk
<Snootay> rofl
<Snootay> It was someone who was here that day, at least. I'm guessing it was him.

poor joojoo

Demos
Pancake
posted 06-01-2005 03:24:36 AM
I like Waisz's title idea.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-01-2005 08:19:16 AM
Noxhil's title should be Electric Boogaloo.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 06-01-2005 06:06:32 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Zeke said:
Shut the fuck up, you useless pile of shit noob. Jesus, I don't even think a spell checker would be of any help for you at this point.

*Runs the noob through with a sword*

I like swords.


Oh, no. No you fucking don't. No one steals MY GODDAMN LINES! (Regardless of whether or not those lines were, themselves, stolen form an outside source.)

You have disgraced my ancestors. Now, we must KUNG-FU FIGHT!!

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 06-01-2005 07:11:45 PM
quote:
Ruvyen's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Oh, no. No you fucking don't. No one steals MY GODDAMN LINES! (Regardless of whether or not those lines were, themselves, stolen form an outside source.)

You have disgraced my ancestors. Now, we must KUNG-FU FIGHT!!


Save me from the crazy man, Ruvyen! Many sexual favors will I owe to you!

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Sean
posted 06-01-2005 07:16:24 PM
You people are a goddamn embarassment to great threads.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 06-01-2005 07:21:06 PM
quote:
This one time, at Vallo camp:
Save me from the crazy man, Ruvyen! Many sexual favors will I owe to you!

Don't worry, I--

...Hey, waitaminute... Zeke's just your alt account! Or, are you the alt acocunt of Zeke? That would mean... AAAAARRRGGGHH--

*And with that, Ruvyen's head a splode.*

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-01-2005 07:22:48 PM
quote:
Verily, Ruvyen doth proclaim:
Don't worry, I--

...Hey, waitaminute... Zeke's just your alt account! Or, are you the alt acocunt of Zeke? That would mean... AAAAARRRGGGHH--

*And with that, Ruvyen's head a splode.*


STOP BREATHING. PLEASE.

Zeke
I am a vampire and
posted 06-01-2005 07:30:16 PM
quote:
Ruvyen had this to say about John Romero:
Oh, no. No you fucking don't. No one steals MY GODDAMN LINES! (Regardless of whether or not those lines were, themselves, stolen form an outside source.)

You have disgraced my ancestors. Now, we must KUNG-FU FIGHT!!


Psh, I have been victorious against far more challenging opponents than you and I shall live to do so still again. Come, have at you!

/godmode on

Zeke does a quadruple backflip, tosses three dozen kunai and bo shuriken at Ruvyen, and lands in front of him.

I have tricked you!

[i] Kicks Ruvyen in the shin. Really hard. [i]

Mua! Ha! Ha ha ha hahahaha! Mua ha! Haha!

"Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or a poet who is a stranger among his people."
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Hime, eien-ni, anata-wo ai-shimasu.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-01-2005 07:37:50 PM
I have never in my life wanted to stab somebody in the face as much as I do right at this moment.
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