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Topic: Hey-ah! The Pope-a..he was a picked!
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-19-2005 12:14:36 PM
White Smoke and Bells announce the vote is in and a new Pope has been picked.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
nem-x
posted 04-19-2005 12:15:39 PM
Breaking news: Smoke coming out of a chimney
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-19-2005 12:19:20 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by nem-x:
Breaking news: Smoke coming out of a chimney

Gasp! And they said it would never be!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 04-19-2005 12:22:02 PM
Though I doubt this signals the end of the news channels reporting on this story.
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-19-2005 12:24:34 PM
My boss has the news on and is waiting for him to come to the window.
Maradon!
posted 04-19-2005 12:36:41 PM
This just in: The new pope is none other than JOHN KERRY!!
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-19-2005 12:46:32 PM
It's the Cardinal from Germany. He took the name Benedict the 16th. Might mean that the church will lean away from John Paul the 2nd's modernization and go back to more traditional doctrine.
Maradon!
posted 04-19-2005 12:48:02 PM
quote:
x--Dr. GeeO-('-'Q) :
It's the Cardinal from Germany. He took the name Benedict the 16th. Might mean that the church will lean away from John Paul the 2nd's modernization and go back to more traditional doctrine.

Which one? The razzenfratz guy or whatever?

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-19-2005 12:48:37 PM
I have no idea. Lemme go check CNN.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-19-2005 12:49:00 PM
Joseph Ratzinger of Germany.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-19-2005 12:49:50 PM
Ya, what Kat said. Too old for me to edit.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-19-2005 12:50:10 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Dr. Gee:
It's the Cardinal from Germany. He took the name Benedict the 16th. Might mean that the church will lean away from John Paul the 2nd's modernization and go back to more traditional doctrine.

I am the new pope.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-19-2005 12:52:35 PM
No you're not. Stop the lying
Maradon!
posted 04-19-2005 12:52:36 PM
quote:
Katrinitying:
Joseph Ratzinger of Germany.

Yeah, they said he was a major favorite.

His nomination was met with strong opposition by "liberal" members of the clergy (!?)

Only one more pope after this one before the end of the world!

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-19-2005 at 12:53 PM.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-19-2005 12:54:14 PM
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-19-2005 01:00:47 PM
He's 78 years old. He's a buffer pope.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-19-2005 01:01:57 PM
Maradon!
posted 04-19-2005 01:04:13 PM
Well, nobody who hates communism could be all bad.
UBT
Pancake
posted 04-19-2005 01:28:15 PM
Don't forget the fact that he was a Nazi in WWII, he was a guard at one of the death camps.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-19-2005 01:36:12 PM
quote:
Aw, geez, I have Maradon! all over myself!
Well, nobody who hates communism could be all bad.

Hitler hated communism. Oh snap, Godwin's law.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-19-2005 01:39:54 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and UBT was all like:
Don't forget the fact that he was a Nazi in WWII, he was a guard at one of the death camps.

From what i read he left the Nazi army after being in the Hitler Youth and trained as an infantryman but was then picked up by the allies as a POW.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-19-2005 01:58:28 PM
quote:
UBT had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Don't forget the fact that he was a Nazi in WWII, he was a guard at one of the death camps.

Well, it's not like he wanted to be.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 04-19-2005 02:00:10 PM
^^^^

Why do Popes take new names?

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 04-19-2005 02:01:19 PM
See, had they elected Mr. T things would have been far more entertaining

Vorago fucked around with this message on 04-19-2005 at 02:01 PM.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-19-2005 02:05:59 PM
Seriously though, how many 78 year old Germans do you know of that weren't somehow involved with the Nazi movement?

Better yet; how many do you know of that were young teenagers at the time when participation was mandatory?

Besides, he did go AWOL and got sent to an ally POW camp.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 04-19-2005 02:06:25 PM
Yu Yevon
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-19-2005 02:12:19 PM
quote:
Delidgamond stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Yu Yevon

The only FF end villain lamer than FF5's evil tree.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sean
posted 04-19-2005 02:20:13 PM
quote:
Because JooJooFlop is my friend.
The only FF end villain lamer than FF5's evil tree.

Forgetting FF8 are we?

Hey, let's disable basic game functions and make you fight bosses to recover them!

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-19-2005 02:21:06 PM
quote:
UBT had this to say about Knight Rider:
Don't forget the fact that he was a Nazi in WWII, he was a guard at one of the death camps.

Ah come one, that guy turned 12, the year the war started.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 04-19-2005 03:02:26 PM
but he would ahve turned 18 the year the war ended right? (according to my bad math skills) maybe he was enlisted right at the end? and does germany even have the same laws as far as how old you have to be to be in the army?
*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-19-2005 03:07:01 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Pirotess:
Forgetting FF8 are we?

Hey, let's disable basic game functions and make you fight bosses to recover them!


That was just a shitty final dungeon device, not a final boss.

I mean, c'mon, it was a giant tick.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Jet
Pancake
posted 04-19-2005 03:08:06 PM
Cardinal Ratzinger:
His views are considered extremely conservative, and he has been known to punish liberal thinkers in the church.

Ratzinger has alienated other Christian denominations by saying they are not real churches.

He also condemned homosexuality and same-sex marriage in 1986, and denounced "radical feminism" in 2004.

http://www.ctv.ca/generic/WebSpecials/new_pope/bios/ratzinger.html


Sounds like a um... fun.... guy

Jet fucked around with this message on 04-19-2005 at 03:09 PM.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-19-2005 03:17:01 PM
quote:
Quoth Sentow, Maybe:
^^^^

Why do Popes take new names?


Because way back when, in 533, there was a Priest Mercury who was elected Pope, and he thought it a bad idea to have a Pope with the same name as a Roman god. . .and so took the name John II. The tradition stuck.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 04-19-2005 03:18:08 PM
quote:
Bloodsage's account was hax0red to write:
Because way back when, in 533, there was a Priest Mercury who was elected Pope, and he thought it a bad idea to have a Pope with the same name as a Roman god. . .and so took the name John II. The tradition stuck.

Quite interesting.

frolicking imp
Pancake
posted 04-19-2005 03:19:47 PM
quote:
Bloodsage stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Because way back when, in 533, there was a Priest Mercury who was elected Pope, and he thought it a bad idea to have a Pope with the same name as a Roman god. . .and so took the name John II. The tradition stuck.

Are you serious or did you just make that up??? That doesn't seem plausible, but stranger things have happened I guess.
besides why john II? whos the first? John the baptist?

frolicking imp fucked around with this message on 04-19-2005 at 03:21 PM.

*A Nypmh hits you and steals your virginity*
Mod
Pancake
posted 04-19-2005 03:26:33 PM
quote:
frolicking imp wrote this stupid crap:
but he would ahve turned 18 the year the war ended right? (according to my bad math skills) maybe he was enlisted right at the end? and does germany even have the same laws as far as how old you have to be to be in the army?

By the end of the war the German government was using the 'Volkssturm', which was made up of young children and the elderly, in fighting capacity.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Blackened
posted 04-19-2005 03:30:31 PM
quote:
Dr. Gee wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
He also looks like a slightly less wrinkled Palpatine.

(not mine)

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
Flea
Pancake
posted 04-19-2005 06:00:20 PM
Maradon!
posted 04-19-2005 06:21:40 PM
quote:
x--KarnajO-('-'Q) :
Hitler hated communism. Oh snap, Godwin's law.

Hitler hated russia. The Nazi command economy paradigm was more similar to communism than dissimilar.

quote:
UBTing:
Don't forget the fact that he was a Nazi in WWII, he was a guard at one of the death camps.

Actually he was in the hitler youth, which was mandatory. He served as a helper for an anti-aircraft gun, was released after a year, then immediatly sent to help in a factory.

He deserted that position - pretty ballsy considering deserters were shot on sight, or better yet hung in public as a warning.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-19-2005 09:30:50 PM
Welcome Pope Happycat I!

Drysart fucked around with this message on 04-19-2005 at 09:31 PM.

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