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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 04-20-2005 07:24:18 PM
Maradon

Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 04-20-2005 at 07:25 PM.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-20-2005 08:11:11 PM
quote:
Vernaltemptress stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Back on topic...

To remove a tick, grab hold of the tick with a pair of flat tweezers (or your thumb and index finger) and twist the tick, either clockwise or counterclockwise, to remove it.


Like a corkscrew?
Kinda hard on the tiny ticks. Gods, I'm so afraid some are gonna get on my bed/cats...*sprays everything with disinfectant*

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-20-2005 08:32:40 PM
quote:
Vernaltemptress wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
To remove a tick, grab hold of the tick with a pair of flat tweezers (or your thumb and index finger) and twist the tick, either clockwise or counterclockwise, to remove it.

I was told never to do this. It rips off the body and leaves the head under the skin. But that's what my mother told me if I get a tick. So it may be different for animals.

I just called my mom to ask, this is how interested I am (because I had forgotten).

She said that if an animal gets a tick an you can get in deep enough with tweezers you get a good enough grip you could pull it out and its head too. There are insecticide shamppoo treatemnts you can get, but if there are a lot its better off taking it to a vet.

My mother is a licenced veterinarian. So shes a good a source as any.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Peter
Pancake
posted 04-20-2005 08:55:13 PM
quote:
Pvednes had this to say about Duck Tales:
Well, in future use a pair of tweezers and some alcohol, and you won't have to get it tested.


From my understanding, the takeing it to get tested was not only to cover your ownself, but also a local service to see if any of the local bugs happen to be packing. Were I live in Jersey is pretty much the northren most tip of the pine barrens, once you hit those areas you have some pretty bad Tick populations, deer ticks being pretty high. Iffin I rember right, I rember my old man haveing to bring in tick he pulled off his legs after drill weekends.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-20-2005 08:58:57 PM
quote:
Peter's account was hax0red to write:
Iffin I rember right, I rember my old man haveing to bring in tick he pulled off his legs after drill weekends.

Do ya'll folks talk like that in tha Noath?

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Peter
Pancake
posted 04-20-2005 09:09:22 PM
quote:
DrPaintThinner painfully thought these words up:
Do ya'll folks talk like that in tha Noath?

Only if you are not from the area to begin with.

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-20-2005 09:10:32 PM
quote:
Peter had this to say about Cuba:
Only if you are not from the area to begin with.

I'm just yanking your chain.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-20-2005 09:12:51 PM
I can't believe y'all are so involved, thinking about ticks. To me, mosquitos are way scarier And leeches are like ticks and mosquitos combined, then with some freakish growths and mad multiple sets of razor teeth, not to mention worm skin. Times five.

Yeah...not a bug fan.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Sean
posted 04-20-2005 09:15:55 PM
quote:
Ahh man, I shot Kait in the face.
I can't believe y'all are so involved, thinking about ticks.

Just wait until we start talking about zombies.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-20-2005 09:18:52 PM
quote:
Verily, Sean doth proclaim:
Just wait until we start talking about zombies.

Well personally I'm TERRIFIED of anything even relating to zombies or undead (re: "What is your Inanest Fear?" entry) so, I'd probably just avoid that thread altogether...

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Gadani
U
posted 04-20-2005 09:20:27 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Kait:
Well personally I'm TERRIFIED of anything even relating to zombies or undead (re: "What is your Inanest Fear?" entry) so, I'd probably just avoid that thread altogether...

I didn't think they were real.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-20-2005 09:21:13 PM
I've cleared it with Drysart.

Anyone who uses "y'all" again will be blacklisted.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-20-2005 09:21:35 PM
Hey guys, This vampire challenged me to this duel...
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-20-2005 09:22:58 PM
quote:
Kait stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Well personally I'm TERRIFIED of anything even relating to zombies or undead (re: "What is your Inanest Fear?" entry) so, I'd probably just avoid that thread altogether...

Heh I'm not scared anymore. Thanks to:

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-20-2005 09:30:58 PM
quote:
Manticore thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Hey guys, This vampire challenged me to this duel...

Except vampires, vampires aren't scary at all
Well...except when they're hungry...

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-20-2005 09:34:42 PM
quote:
Kait wrote this stupid crap:
Except vampires, vampires aren't scary at all
Well...except when they're hungry...

If you replace vampires with Chocobo's, the hilarity level of that post goes up 10 fold, making it roughly twice that of Pi.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 04-20-2005 09:38:12 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Manticore was all like:
If you replace vampires with Chocobo's, the hilarity level of that post goes up 10 fold, making it roughly twice that of Pi.

6.283185? That does not seem like that much.

and if it increased 10 fold would that mean the original number of funny was 1.2018?

Edit: I forgot to convert the measure of hilarity!

DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 04-20-2005 at 09:40 PM.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-20-2005 09:42:17 PM
quote:
DrPaintThinner probably says this to all the girls:
6.283185? That does not seem like that much.

and if it increased 10 fold would that mean the original number of funny was 1.2018?

Edit: I forgot to convert the measure of hilarity!


I see you're a number buff. Well, I have a problem for you.

No, It's just gas, nevermind.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-20-2005 11:00:28 PM
baddreamgirl: http://www.bash.org/?491687 *dies*
baddreamgirl: TODAY IS RABBIT DAY
Gee: ya, they're all the rage in England
baddreamgirl: i just want a rabbit
baddreamgirl: the fluffy kind
baddreamgirl: ..with ears
baddreamgirl: ..and...you know...organs
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-20-2005 11:03:45 PM
quote:
So quoth Mr. Parcelan:
I've cleared it with Drysart.

Anyone who uses "y'all" again will be blacklisted.


I live in Oklahoma. We use ya'll in everyday speech.

Gadani
U
posted 04-20-2005 11:05:27 PM
quote:
Monica had this to say about Captain Planet:
I live in Louisiana. We use ya'll in everyday speech.
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 04-20-2005 11:15:04 PM
I'm too lazy to alter a quote, but I use it every day in Texas.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-20-2005 11:16:58 PM
ARE YOU ALL TESTING MY PATIENCE?!
UBT
Pancake
posted 04-20-2005 11:19:32 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
ARE Y'ALL TESTING MY PATIENCE?!

had to fix it a bit...

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-20-2005 11:21:25 PM
MR. PARCELAN IS NOW BLACKLISTED.
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-20-2005 11:42:49 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
MR. PARCELAN IS NOW BLACKLISTED.

muahahahahahahaha- *breath* -hahahahahaha- *breath* -hahahahahaha- *br...dead*

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-21-2005 12:37:43 AM
Kait's title would be funnier if it said "Parcelan's Onion"
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-21-2005 02:17:19 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Cuba:
Kait's title would be funnier if it said "Parcelan's Onion"

I asked for the title, haha.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-21-2005 04:39:42 AM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while `Doc gently hums:
That's a creepy optical illusion. It looks like the rabbit is moving faster than the racecar.

Things moving across your field of view seem to move more quickly than things moving directly towards or away from you. Also, larger things tend to look like they're moving more slowly than they really are.

Both of those play into that perception, here.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 04-21-2005 09:20:49 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Back on topic...

To remove a tick, grab hold of the tick with a pair of flat tweezers (or your thumb and index finger) and twist the tick, either clockwise or counterclockwise, to remove it.


Nyet, no twisting...straight out.

Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 04-21-2005 09:58:51 AM
I stand corrected, Pved. I gotta keep up on this stuff.
Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Sean
posted 04-21-2005 10:12:01 AM
quote:
Kait don't surf!
baddreamgirl: i just want a rabbit
baddreamgirl: the fluffy kind
baddreamgirl: ..with ears
baddreamgirl: ..and...you know...organs

They smell bad. And they grunt when they're angry.

Rabbits are almost as scary as ducks.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Suddar
posted 04-21-2005 10:17:38 AM
So, is it dead yet?
Maradon!
posted 04-21-2005 05:46:58 PM
quote:
Seaning:
They smell bad. And they grunt when they're angry.

Rabbits are almost as scary as ducks.


When I was a kid, I used to scream at my cousin's rabbits and chase them around their cage.

MorbId
Pancake
posted 04-21-2005 05:50:01 PM
My family had a pet rabbit when I was really little. It smashed its own skull in on the side of the cage.

My parents told me it had run away.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 04-21-2005 06:32:27 PM
quote:
From the book of MorbId, chapter 3, verse 16:
My family had a pet rabbit when I was really little. It smashed its own skull in on the side of the cage.

My parents told me it had run away.


By "smash it's own skull in" you mean your dad did it am i rite?

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-21-2005 06:37:16 PM
I had a pet rabbit when I was a kid and I didn't like it very much. It was nice enough but it pooped all over the damn place. Guess that's why no one was terribly upset when the neighbor's cat killed it.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 04-21-2005 07:34:44 PM
There's really no good advice to give in this situation. Since the rabbit's a baby, once you set it loose it will probably get killed.
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Maradon!
posted 04-21-2005 09:05:54 PM
quote:
JooJooFloping:
I had a pet rabbit when I was a kid and I didn't like it very much. It was nice enough but it pooped all over the damn place. Guess that's why no one was terribly upset when the neighbor's cat killed it.

Rabbits really are not very good pets. They spurn human contact and are not affectionate at all, and are impossible to potty train.

Big Easy
Pancake
posted 04-21-2005 09:29:38 PM
quote:
Maradon! was naked while typing this:
When I was a kid, I used to scream at my cousin's rabbits and chase them around their cage.

That actually explains a bit.

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