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Topic: This week's RK match: A threesome!
nem-x
posted 04-13-2005 11:15:52 PM
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-13-2005 11:42:52 PM
The sticky 'nade has the interesting property of being an insta-kill.

Cortana > any alien tech, that's what she was designed for in the first place.

Don't get me wrong, I love Samus as much as the next person, but against the Master Chief she's simply outclassed. In a hand-to-hand brawl the MC would win on the fact that he would insert Cortana into her armour and pretty much blind, deafen, and paralyze her. I don't care what countermeasures her suit has, Cortana would just bend them over and give it to 'em proper.

Now if Batman were here, he'd clean house with both of them... somehow.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 04-14-2005 12:41:24 AM
Master Chief may have blown up one planet, but Samus has two blown up planets to her record.
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 04-14-2005 12:41:39 AM
quote:
Alek had this to say about Robocop:
The sticky 'nade has the interesting property of being an insta-kill.

Cortana > any alien tech, that's what she was designed for in the first place.

Don't get me wrong, I love Samus as much as the next person, but against the Master Chief she's simply outclassed. In a hand-to-hand brawl the MC would win on the fact that he would insert Cortana into her armour and pretty much blind, deafen, and paralyze her. I don't care what countermeasures her suit has, Cortana would just bend them over and give it to 'em proper.

Now if Batman were here, he'd clean house with both of them... somehow.


If you're going to simply say things like Cortana > all without considering that said fact might not allways be true, then I'm going to have to counter with this:

Samus's suit had been made by the Chozo to make her the ultimate predator, then upgraded by Chozo that could actually see into the future and leave modules to solve every "unbeatable" problem she encountered when the time was right. Therefore, there is installed in the suit, somewhere, something made SPECIFICALLY to defeat/destroy Cortana.

Now, to take it to a more rational level: Both suits are made to hack alien tech. Both suits are made to allow human interface. So, both will be able to start hacking each other on familiar ground, then get into the more advanced tech. And, I'm sure, both have countermeasures to prevent such tricks from being turned against them. I'm pretty sure that both suit's hacking abilities will be going all out against each other, but by the time one of them beats the defenses of the other, the real fight would allready be over.

Edit: Also, Morph Ball + Bombs or Morph Ball + Boost blows things clear of her and breaks target locks. She can counter any "sticky" weapon if she has to.

Palador ChibiDragon fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 12:43 AM.

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 04-14-2005 12:46:41 AM
quote:
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Master Chief may have blown up one planet, but Samus has two blown up planets to her record.

Two planets, at least two research stations, and the genocide of the entire Metroid race (save for the one she saved for research).

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Fox
Loser
posted 04-14-2005 01:32:36 AM
I originally thought perhaps Alien, but unless theres a ton of em, they would probably actually loose. I mean if Predator's could take em down, Samus could too.

Now if it was a frikken huge queens nest, then they'd be in trouble.

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"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than to be loved for what I'm not."
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-14-2005 12:12:59 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon probably says this to all the girls:
blah blah blah

Defeat this! *gets into The Ark and turns on Halo*

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 04-14-2005 12:25:25 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Alek wrote:
Defeat this! *gets into The Ark and turns on Halo*

I don't need to, as that goes beyond the bounds set by the small story that goes with the question of who would win.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 04-14-2005 02:09:09 PM
quote:
Dr. Gee had this to say about the Spice Girls:
And if the first bullet doesn't work, that's what the other 3 bullets are for!

Exactly!

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-14-2005 03:30:52 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Duck Tales:
I don't need to, as that goes beyond the bounds set by the small story that goes with the question of who would win.

I was being facetious!

I just think this has gotten ridiculous, I'm half expecting someone to say Samus nukes the place with her ship or the Master Chief calls in a UNSC airstrike.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-14-2005 03:41:13 PM
Xenomorphs win in the end.

A few Soldier units would go out and attack Samus and MC while they fought, but in the end, the Queen would keep enough of her elite strike force hidden to sweep in and take both of them out once they tie each other out fighting or if one kills the other.

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Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
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Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 04-14-2005 06:19:59 PM
quote:
Katrinity stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
A few Soldier units would go out and attack Samus and MC while they fought, but in the end, the Queen would keep enough of her elite strike force hidden to sweep in and take both of them out once they tie each other out fighting or if one kills the other.

That gets real fun if Samus wins and it's Samus after Metroid: Fusion. Because (and correct me if I'm wrong), the Xenomorph takes on some of the attributes of the host it hatched out of, and by that point Samus is part Metroid.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-14-2005 10:10:58 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon thought about the meaning of life:
That gets real fun if Samus wins and it's Samus after Metroid: Fusion. Because (and correct me if I'm wrong), the Xenomorph takes on some of the attributes of the host it hatched out of, and by that point Samus is part Metroid.

Oh great. Life-sucking, semi-transparent, flying Xenomorphs.

Like we really need that shit

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Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 04-16-2005 10:08:24 AM
Samus has boobs, thus, she is instantly superior in every way to the competition.

Vote for boobies, you'll be glad you did.

-Tok

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-16-2005 10:37:54 PM
quote:
Toktuk stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Samus has boobs, thus, she is instantly superior in every way to the competition.

Vote for boobies, you'll be glad you did.

-Tok


mmmm armor plated boobies....

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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