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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 04-06-2005 10:53:42 PM
I tend to like new people, welcome to the boards.
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-06-2005 10:53:45 PM
quote:
Kait stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Devil's Advocate. That's what you are, messeur.

No, that picture just sucked.

Sorry.

and wtf is a messeur

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-06-2005 10:54:27 PM
quote:
Ares wrote this stupid crap:
titter.. Hahaha.. Almost as funny as "titilating".


Or "thintillating."
Oops, I mean "scintillating."

This thread is getting really long. Is that a problem?

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-06-2005 10:54:30 PM
quote:
Snoota loves Parcelan like a fat kid loves cake
No, that picture just sucked.

Sorry.

and wtf is a messeur


It's what the negroes called the white man back in the slave days, massah.

Ares
posted 04-06-2005 10:55:49 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Kait!
Or "thintillating."
Oops, I mean "scintillating."

This thread is getting really long. Is that a problem?


No, me intro thread was like.. 6-8 pages.. I can't remember.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-06-2005 10:56:00 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about (_|_):
It's what the negroes called the white man back in the slave days, massah.

Get back to picking that cotton and giving all your friends AIDS, grandma.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-06-2005 10:56:24 PM
quote:
Snoota wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Get back to picking that cotton and giving all your friends AIDS, grandma.

I don't mean no trouble.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-06-2005 10:58:28 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Mr. Parcelan stammered:
It's what the negroes called the white man back in the slave days, massah.

Actually it's the old French way of saying "mister..." But now you've gone and filled me full of doubt...

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-06-2005 11:00:00 PM
quote:
Snoota thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
No, that picture just sucked.

Sorry.

and wtf is a messeur


Well, I'm sorry you didn't like it. I think it's cool, and while that may not account for much, it makes me happy to find something that attracts my attention like that. If you didn't like anything, life would be rather miserable, wouldn't it?

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-06-2005 11:00:14 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Kait stammered:
Actually it's the old French way of saying "mister..." But now you've gone and filled me full of doubt...

You know that and I know that, but Snoota's an ignorant whore-lover who never learned his letters. Let me have my fun.

Plus, we hate France.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-06-2005 11:00:47 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Rodent King said:
I tend to like new people, welcome to the boards.

...Not with teriyaki sauce, I hope?

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-06-2005 11:01:32 PM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Actually it's the old French way of saying "mister..." But now you've gone and filled me full of doubt...

Messeur is not a word in any language.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 04-06-2005 11:01:56 PM
The plural of "Misters" in Old English was "Messrs."
In french, it's "Monsieur"

if that's what you mean!

and my intro thread was 2-3 pages and then it got locked

BeauChan fucked around with this message on 04-06-2005 at 11:02 PM.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-06-2005 11:02:05 PM
quote:
Kait had this to say about Pirotess:
If you didn't like anything, life would be rather miserable, wouldn't it?

No, actually, it's quite fun.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-06-2005 11:03:22 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
You know that and I know that, but Snoota's an ignorant whore-lover who never learned his letters. Let me have my fun.

Plus, we hate France.


I hate new France, old France had its perks (Palace of Versailles, French architecture, the Sun King's hair...). Anyway I'm reading a fantastic book series that I even got Gee hooked on, that takes place in an alternate form of Renaissance France, so everything's been French to me lately...

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Ares
posted 04-06-2005 11:03:31 PM
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-06-2005 11:08:05 PM
quote:
Ares said this about your mom:
"Monsieur"...

I don't even know anymore, I was just saying it the way my book does TT_TT
Oh, apparently it's "messire."
I'm confused...should I just say "mister?"

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-06-2005 11:08:45 PM
quote:
Snoota painfully thought these words up:
No, actually, it's quite fun.

But what is it that is making it fun? And how is that thing, in itself, not something you like?

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Gadani
U
posted 04-06-2005 11:09:27 PM
quote:
Kait had this to say about dark elf butts:
I don't even know anymore, I was just saying it the way my book does TT_TT
Oh, apparently it's "messire."
I'm confused...should I just say "mister?"

What the hell book do you have?

Just wondering.

Ares
posted 04-06-2005 11:10:28 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Kait stammered:
I don't even know anymore, I was just saying it the way my book does TT_TT
Oh, apparently it's "messire."
I'm confused...should I just say "mister?"

Perhaps they are spelling it the way it is pronounced.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-06-2005 11:11:43 PM
quote:
Gadani had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
What the hell book do you have?

Just wondering.


It's a fantasy, and just so any of the words are actual French words, I just assumed that "messire" was, too. It's a trilogy, Kushiel's Trilogy, by Jacqueline Carey. Lots of erotica and political intrigue...

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-06-2005 11:44:49 PM
Kait, if you declare your allegiance to Parcelvania, I will award all of Gadani's lands and vassals to you.
Damnati
Filthy
posted 04-06-2005 11:47:23 PM
quote:
Kait's fortune cookie read:
It's a fantasy, and just so any of the words are actual French words, I just assumed that "messire" was, too. It's a trilogy, Kushiel's Trilogy, by Jacqueline Carey. Lots of erotica and political intrigue...

Woo, grand series. Phedre is a personal favorite character of mine.

Anyhow, welcome noob, don't feed the prarie dogs.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 04-07-2005 12:17:27 AM
Hello!
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-07-2005 12:28:20 AM
What the fuck, that's almost my name
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-07-2005 12:37:32 AM
quote:
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit attempted to be funny by writing:
What the fuck, that's almost my name

Uh...sorry? Kait's been a name of mine for quite a while, originally she was my assassin in Ragnarok Online, and she grew to be a lot more from there. I can change it, if you want...

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-07-2005 12:38:37 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Pirotess:
Kait, if you declare your allegiance to Parcelvania, I will award all of Gadani's lands and vassals to you.

Butbutbut...I have my own kingdom to look after :\ If you ever stop by Kanage, I'll be sure to give you a right royal welcome. Dead pig and the whole bit.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-07-2005 12:40:22 AM
quote:
From the book of Kuroi Madoushi, chapter 3, verse 16:
Woo, grand series. Phedre is a personal favorite character of mine.

Anyhow, welcome noob, don't feed the prarie dogs.


Yeah, she's pretty courageous. Actually, I can relate to her quite a bit....which is scary, when I think about it. I sent a fan letter to the author once, and she was so gracious, you wouldn't believe it. Hard to believe such spectacular books were written by such a mild, lovely woman. Gives me hope

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-07-2005 12:40:39 AM
Now see here! I'm not an asshole, I won't make you change your name.

You can go ahead and use that, you have my permission, but I wouldn't recommend forgetting this. One day, when you're least expecting it and have probably forgotten, I will come to you and ask a favor.

There's no telling what this favor will be

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 04-07-2005 12:41:48 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Caid '5 Fists' Berrit said:
Now see here! I'm not an asshole, I won't make you change your name.

You can go ahead and use that, you have my permission, but I wouldn't recommend forgetting this. One day, when you're least expecting it and have probably forgotten, I will come to you and ask a favor.

There's no telling what this favor will be


10 bucks says it'll be you in the bathroom without toilet paper.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-07-2005 01:00:41 AM
Gadani, burn all of Kait's lands and I'll give you a popsicle.
Gadani
U
posted 04-07-2005 01:05:59 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
Gadani, burn all of Kait's lands and I'll give you a popsicle.

What flavor?

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-07-2005 01:11:01 AM
quote:
Gadani was naked while typing this:
What flavor?

Blueberry.

Gadani
U
posted 04-07-2005 01:12:38 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
Blueberry.

Okay then.

*wanders off*

Oh, Kaiii-iit! Where aa-aare you? I have a ... present ... for you! :D

Kait
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posted 04-07-2005 01:40:32 AM
quote:
Gadani thought about the meaning of life:
Oh, Kaiii-iit! Where aa-aare you? I have a ... present ... for you!

You can't burn my lands, they're already razed.

Long story...ask me later and I can tell you over a cup of tea.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
nem-x
posted 04-07-2005 01:40:57 AM
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-07-2005 01:42:30 AM
quote:
Fizodeth had this to say about Punky Brewster:
10 bucks says it'll be you in the bathroom without toilet paper.

Hahahahahahaha....
That happened to me today.
...
But there was no one around to ask. So I had to maneuver like a monkey to get some from the stall next-door. Yeah, that was a +20 roll...

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 04-07-2005 01:53:07 AM
Hello!

I happen to think Gee is most especially spiff, so I welcome you to the board!

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-07-2005 02:00:57 AM
quote:
Fizodeth had this to say about Cuba:
10 bucks says it'll be you in the bathroom without toilet paper.

Fuck, I can live with that.

I don't wanna have to use my hat.

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 04-07-2005 09:02:39 AM
I like that Deviant Art!

I think im gonna buy a print of this though..
http://www.deviantart.com/print/69624/
I have a thing for eyes you see..

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