That ruins the whole point.
<Wizard> I'm gonna cast Fireball at the tall one!
<Everyone> Wait! No!
<Me> The tall one? You mean the one near the barrels of oil?
<Wizard> Oh shi-
<Warrior> Reflex save to make a blast shield by turning the table over! D:
Yeah. She stopped using the spell in closed spaces after that...
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So quoth Kael:
WHY IS THERE A NON-EXPLODING FIREBALL SPELL?! D:<<<<<
Fireballs don't generally have any actual force behind them. As such, no fireball technically explodes. It just blooms.
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Dr. Gee had this to say about Tron:
Wait, is there a non-Exploding Fireball spell i haven't heard about?
Exploding fireball is just a normal fireball with Energy Addmixture used to throw in some sonic damage. Other variants include adding in force instead.
Regular fireballs mostly ignite the air. Lots of "fwhoosh", but not much "Boom" for your buck. No real knockback at all.
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Captain Planet:
I still get the "afterburner" effect.
Unless you get a gordita, in which case you get the "napalm" effect.
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With great fanfare, Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael proclamed:
Unless you get a gordita, in which case you get the "napalm" effect.
Gordita plus lime Mountain Dew actually makes for some impressive fake Northern Lights.
Not that I've been doing that, of course. Especally not last weekend.
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about John Romero:
And honestly guys, if I need food on the go I use the Taco Bell drive-through. I get to freak out the guy at the window, it tastes better than raw goose (though not by much), and I still get the "afterburner" effect. Not that that last one is a good thing...
This is also an example of why it's a good thing elephants and rhinos cannot fly...
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Cavalier- wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
This is also an example of why it's a good thing elephants and rhinos cannot fly...
Careful, you'll give 'Deth ideas...
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How.... Palador ChibiDragon.... uughhhhhh:
Careful, you'll give 'Deth ideas...
If he hasnt already thought of that, he's not half the mad scientist people believe...
Rhinos with wings are similar, but more ornery and they still get their horns stuck in tree trunks. As it turns out, however, Rhinos are (no pun intended) rather peacockish about showing off their plumage. Maybe the Rhino's infamously bad temper is a result of not being able to flaunt anything.
In more mechanical terms, Rhinos make better catapult fodder as their semi-armor-plated hides keep in the gore when they land. Elephants splash.
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A turtle with wings, however, will fly themself high into the air, divebomb an unsuspecting bird, and pull into their shell at the last moment. You can imagine how startled eagles and condors are when a three pound turtle moving at around 50mph collides with them in mid-air.
In conclusion: Turtles are sadistic little bastards who probably weren't given wings for a reason.
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