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Fizodeth stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Somewhere on the list it said if you exhibit more than 5 of these signs, you should talk to your minister about an exorcism or something. I'm too allergic to stupid to go through that list again.
Shit, I hit at least 8 of those and I'm extremely non-goth.
Most of those are just teenager things anyway. Niklas fucked around with this message on 01-14-2005 at 08:42 AM.
Momma, you say everything is the devil!
Yes, a normal housecat.
quote:Does it like wearing black?
When they turned on the Infinite Improbability Drive, Palador ChibiDragon stammered,
My cat gets 8 hits on that list.Yes, a normal housecat.
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`Doc had this to say about Pirotess:
Does it like wearing black?
Tortoiseshell calico. She's mostly black.
But I don't think I counted that as a "Yes" for her. It's not like she has any choice on her fur color.
Like everyone else, I'm probably massively goth. I didn't bother to tabulate.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Byrnie wrote this stupid crap:
Requests time alone and quietness (this is so that your child may speak to evil spirits)
Or sleep? And was the xenophobic stab at Hinduism and Bhuddism really neccessary? Cunts.
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This one time, at Razor camp:
Philosophy? A cult Religion?
Doesn't Wicca, Hinduism and buddahism all profess that one should not harm anything or others? How could it be dangerous?
I laughed at Philosophy being a cult religion, Scientology too.
The entire list is rather inane, pretty much every human being on the planet would be considered goth if you go by it.
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Karnaj had this to say about Punky Brewster:
The Count Chocula bit makes me suspicious.
I have to agree.
Then again, maybe this started as a joke list, someone took it seriously and then churches started using it because they didn't know it was a joke?
(Rambling that turned into a rant was going to go here, but I got rid of it. I'm trying to behave, honest.)
Id like to see a photo of this in situ on a church building, I believe people are this stupid but I dont really believe it was transcribed from something on a church.
Should use it as a purity test of some sort.. *roflmao*
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Naj probably says this to all the girls:
I laughed at Philosophy being a cult religion, Scientology too.
Scientology is a cult religion. 
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leckzilla! had this to say about Duck Tales:
And was the xenophobic stab at Hinduism and Bhuddism really neccessary?
What people dont understand, they tend to fear.. and fear leads to labelling it as "evil, satanic, etc"..
Little do they know that according to many other religeons, Christianity is considered as a form of Satanism too...
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Callalron impressed everyone with:
Depending on how many points to have to score to qualify according to this list, shit, *I* could be goth.
If only 5 points are needed, I think 99% of these boards would qualify... INCLUDING 'Sage!!
OMG, BLOODSAGE AER GOTH!!!
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Waisz thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I believe everyone missed the statement applying it to teenagers only on the retarded made up list of items.
Ah, so if Adults meet any of the criteria, then they arent Goths...
.. cos we all know we've NEVER seen an Adult Goth.
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So quoth Abbikat:
Ah, so if Adults meet any of the criteria, then they arent Goths..... cos we all know we've NEVER seen an Adult Goth.
no, no, the idea is that since teenagers are incapable of independant though, as we all know, then any type of independant thought, I.E. Philosophy, is the sign of a goth or satan worshipper. Kermitov fucked around with this message on 01-15-2005 at 05:02 AM.
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Waisz wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I believe everyone missed the statement applying it to teenagers only on the retarded made up list of items.
I only just qualify then. does that make me an old skool goth? 
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Pursues dangerous cult religious. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism, and Buddhism
wait... what?
edit: wouldldn't their god be concincered a pholospiher... so jesus is goth? and they worship him... but goth is satan.... so they are... SATANISTS! diadem fucked around with this message on 01-15-2005 at 12:33 PM.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Heavenly powers of Frankenberry, then
Be wary of the secretive and mystic power of Booberry.
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
But eh...I already knew I was on my way to Hell.
*!Warning: Disregard everthing I post. The whiskey is probably speaking!*
Wears band and/or rock t-shirts yeah
Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish speaking of, I need to get more.
Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed
crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols sure if that's what you want to call my jewelry
Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos yep
Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the Anti-Christ and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) considerine my mom likes them too, I don't think she's going to throw them away.
Associates with other people that dress, act, or speak eccentrically
Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities such as the Bible, prayer, church, or sports sports? why would I have a problem with sports. now the others yes.
Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft, or anything else that involves Satan duh
Takes drugs nope
Drinks alcohol sometimes
Is suicidal and/or depressed nope
Cuts, burns, or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) nope
Complains of boredom what teenager doesn't
Sleeps to excessively or too little points to above
Is excessively awake during the night. same
Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light (this pertains to vampires
promoting the idea that His light is of no use) *bumps into walls*
Demands unusual amount of privacy duh
Spends large amounts of time alone the curses of being an only child.
Requests time alone and quietness (this is so that your child may speak to evil spirits) duh
Insists on spending time with friends unaccompanied by an adult Yes mom come with us as we go see a movie you would hate and walk out on within the first 5 minutes
Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns, and elders are but a few examples of this only if they say somthing stupid
Misbehaves at school nope
Misbehaves at home nope
Eats excessively or too little nope
Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this I didn't know that foods could be considered goth.
Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood (vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately) no thank you.
Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources (ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch) darn you cartoon network, you corrupted me.
Plays video games that contain violence or role-playing nature that would be pretty much almost all video games
Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer sure lets use a typewriter to type my papers
Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music *stands completly still while listening to music* wooo fun.
Dances in a provocative manner nope
Is homosexual and/or bisexual nope
Pursues dangerous cult religious. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism, and Buddhism Damn you philosophy club.
Wears pins, stickers, or anything else that contains these various phrases: Im so gothic, Im dead, woe is me, Im a goth yep
Claims to be a goth Only when I have to be.
wow that's 24. I must be going to hell.
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Abbikat stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
If only 5 points are needed, I think 99% of these boards would qualify... INCLUDING 'Sage!!
OMG, BLOODSAGE AER GOTH!!!
Faer mah angst!!!1
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Faer mah angst!!!1
Oh noes, a goth teen... um, triple-teenager with access to heavy bombers!
I experience angst too now!
Edit: Gramur and sepling Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 01-17-2005 at 05:52 AM.
Wears band and/or rock t-shirts : Wearing one right now actually
Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nail polish : ummm....no
Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed
crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols : A pewter Thor's Hammer....but Satan has nothing to do with my religion.
Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos : Yep, have two drawn up that I promised my Gods I would get.
Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the Anti-Christ and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) : Nothing wrong with Marilyn Manson, but I don't have any of his cd's.
Associates with other people that dress, act, or speak eccentrically
Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities such as the Bible, prayer, church, or sports : I pray every day, and hold my services on Thursday. I have a bible I haven't opened in 12 yrs only because it's got my name engraved on it.
Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft, or anything else that involves Satan : Considering my religion has alot to do with magic, is considered occult by the ignorant and is lumped in the same religious category as Wicca this could be a yes. Once again, no Satan.
Takes drugs : only when I have a bad migraine (Ibuprofen is considered a drug.)
Drinks alcohol : Hell yeah, even Thor is known as quite a lush at times.
Is suicidal and/or depressed : no
Cuts, burns, or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) : no
Complains of boredom : only when I'm bored
Sleeps to excessively or too little : I had to wake up at 5am every morning to get ready for work after going to bed around midnight...I guess a majority of the military can answer yes to this.
Is excessively awake during the night. : depends on my work shift
Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light (this pertains to vampires
promoting the idea that His light is of no use) : sunlight is too bright. I was even jokingly called a vampire in the past because I worked on swings and mids and rarely saw the sun for a year.
Demands unusual amount of privacy : only when people bug the hell out of me.
Spends large amounts of time alone : only when I need privacy
Requests time alone and quietness (this is so that your child may speak to evil spirits) : Praying to my Gods requires quietness so they can hear my prayers.
Insists on spending time with friends unaccompanied by an adult : because I need a chaperone everywhere I go ?
Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns, and elders are but a few examples of this : I disregard priests and nuns because they want tp preach to me, to hell with that.
Misbehaves at school : haven't been to school for 10 years
Misbehaves at home : wouldn't be fun if I didn't
Eats excessively or too little : only when I hungry
Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this : Count Chocula is da bomb!
Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood (vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately) : no
Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources (ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch) : I guess this means televangolists are evil! I usually only watch Sci Fi channel, Cartoon Network, and Food Network.
Plays video games that contain violence or role-playing nature : They wouldn't be fun if they didn't have violence in them. The more there is the better.
Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer : hell yeah, gotta play WoW.
Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music : You gotta headbang to Heavy Metal, you're not normal if you don't.
Dances in a provocative manner : I don't dance...ever.
Is homosexual and/or bisexual : no, but I don't see how this makes someone Goth.
Pursues dangerous cult religious. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism, and Buddhism : Asatru isn't a cult religion, it's been around in different forms for 30,000 years. Christianity was considered a cult in it's day.
Wears pins, stickers, or anything else that contains these various phrases: Im so gothic, Im dead, woe is me, Im a goth : don't have any pins
Claims to be a goth : I guess I will now thanks to this little quiz.
Guess I gotta work on my angst now ! UBT fucked around with this message on 01-18-2005 at 12:34 PM.
http://forums.christianity.com/html/P1282270/
http://www.council-of-elrond.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7320&page=1
http://www.notworksafe.com/postview.php?f=&fid=284995 (Link provided because I know the site owner. )
http://www.goth.net/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?s=1fd5024953d8118fa57bf406f78fb828;act=ST;f=21;t=7287
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Razor had this to say about Pirotess:
Philosophy? A cult Religion?Doesn't Wicca, Hinduism and buddahism all profess that one should not harm anything or others? How could it be dangerous?
It draws worship from our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and anything that draws worship from him is the work of Satan.
*Goes back to playing WoW*
