i'm such a prostitute.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Burger attempted to be funny by writing:
Whenever I'm handed $150.i'm such a prostitute.
How very romantic... I thought your rate was $ 200?
It's not something people hear about.
(Really, I can still vividly recall some of those pictures. They like, burned themselves into my mind. 
I'm not going to go all the way until I've got a ring on my finger.)
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There was much rejoicing when Nike said this:
How very romantic... I thought your rate was $ 200?
some of my steady clientele looks like it's gonna get stolen, so I'm going to have to lower my rates to try to get some more business.
No, Really. Bite me.
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Burger had this to say about Knight Rider:
some of my steady clientele looks like it's gonna get stolen, so I'm going to have to lower my rates to try to get some more business.
I am almost certain you are amazing, you can probably get more customers even at a higher price... some moments are priceless (and some will pay a lot of money for those moments)
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A sleep deprived Burger stammered:
some of my steady clientele looks like it's gonna get stolen, so I'm going to have to lower my rates to try to get some more business.
If you can't take the competition, baby, stay out of the game.
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Monica's fortune cookie read:
This new guy I'm dating is celibate... and therefore, so am I. But it's cool, 'cause I don't really wanna have sex for a looooooong time.
You lie!!
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There was much rejoicing when Monica said this:
This new guy I'm dating is celibate... and therefore, so am I. But it's cool, 'cause I don't really wanna have sex for a looooooong time.
Then you must relinquish the title of condom goddess. Who shall you name as your successor?
AKA I have fun with a staplegun and duct tape, and if you live, 
