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Random Insanity Generator was listening to Cher while typing:
WTF is with you people and slings/ranged weapons?Take brick. Put brick in sock as if brick were your foot. Take open end of sock in hand. MELEE SOME FUCKER WITH IT.
God... next you assholes will be asking how to use a sack full of doorknobs or something...
the Sourcery reference refers to a sock-brick flail as a melee weapon 
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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This insanity brought to you by Arrenn Lightblade:
I would like to know about crying, too. From what I understand, humans are the only animals that cry due to emotions.
Elephants cry too. 
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Kermitov was naked while typing this:
You'll have to supply your own knobs.
Cool, someone got the reference I left. 
