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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael painfully thought these words up:
Damn...I was going to apply for architect...

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Well, what kind of dungeon would you build?

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Mr. Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Well, what kind of dungeon would you build?

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Well it works like this...I have a labor force to excavate a good-sized area, which I'd populate with failed experiments. It's more or less what I have now in the basement of the underground lab. Would-be adventurers seeking to "raid the wizard's tower" usually putter around down there for a while.

As for the creatures populating the dungeon, well...you know all those samples of things I collect? Yeah I use those. There's a herd of Snootaj's down there somewhere...and the tentacled Marajah...and Mortiflop (don't ask).

Divine torture? If they're going to Hell, a Snootaj could be wrangled to sit over someone's face until they slough off the mortal coil. It's like the Chinese water torture...except...filthier. Tentacle probing for the men by the Marajah is also possible. I imagine you start questioning your choices in life and in gods when you're being probed by the wily and spry Marajah. For the women it's the Mortiflop *shudders*

Plus, frankly, I have more assorted gadgets, gizmos, heavy machinery, and assorted probing utensils than the Gnomish Inquisition. And I have the bioreactors...so just when the penitent thinks they're going to die and escape punishment for their sins, they just get brought back to start over. And the converts? They get a wide selection of somatic herbs and chemicals to help them deal with the trauma.