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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 11-12-2004 09:56:09 PM
Notice the flashes stop as the flashing stops.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-12-2004 10:00:19 PM
Find one that's not blurry.
Maradon!
posted 11-12-2004 10:00:24 PM
That was a nice titty.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-12-2004 10:01:23 PM
On a side note, what, exactly, is in your sig, Maradon?
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 11-12-2004 10:29:21 PM
quote:
This one time, at Delphi Aegis camp:
On a side note, what, exactly, is in your sig, Maradon?

That's Crow T Robot from Mystery Sceince Theator 3000.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Demos
Pancake
posted 11-12-2004 10:33:42 PM
Sig, not sigpic.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 11-12-2004 10:35:20 PM
Unless that dress is as soft as a feather, how would you not feel any draft or anything on your nipple?

Dumb blonde indeed.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Demos
Pancake
posted 11-12-2004 10:39:06 PM
Perhaps implants interfere with nerve sensation.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Maradon!
posted 11-12-2004 10:41:29 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Robocop:
On a side note, what, exactly, is in your sig, Maradon?

It's this stupid thing that counts your keystrokes and mouseclicks and gives you a WORLDWIDE RANKING!!!!

Redmage and someone else has it too, only theirs have cats in them.

http://whatpulse.org

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-12-2004 10:43:47 PM
quote:
OMGMaradon!Maradon!Maradon!Maradon!Maradon!Maradon!Maradon!Maradon!Maradon!Maradon!Maradon!Maradon!Maradon!Maradon!OMG
It's this stupid thing that counts your keystrokes and mouseclicks and gives you a WORLDWIDE RANKING!!!!

Redmage and someone else has it too, only theirs have cats in them.

http://whatpulse.org


Like, it's a program that runs on your computer that records keystrokes and the like?

Wow, Play insaniquarium for a little while and I'll pizown a lot of people on mouseclicks...

Alaan
posted 11-12-2004 10:47:13 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Like, it's a program that runs on your computer that records keystrokes and the like?

Wow, Play insaniquarium for a little while and I'll pizown a lot of people on mouseclicks...


Hay guys, whats going on in this Diablo II?

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-12-2004 10:49:44 PM
quote:
Alaan wrote this stupid crap:
Hay guys, whats going on in this Diablo II?

You can hold the button down and you're cool for about 20 seconds. Play IQ deluxe, then tell me Diablo 2 could hold a candle to it for mouseclicks and I might believe you.

You should see the screen when I have about 50 guys on-screen; I have no idea how many billions of dollars go to waste because I can't catch them all.

Steven Steve
posted 11-12-2004 10:50:52 PM
Diablo 1 takes more clicks than Diablo 2
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Gadani
U
posted 11-12-2004 10:56:16 PM
quote:
Maradon! obviously shouldn't have said:
Redmage and someone else has it too, only theirs have cats in them.

Me.

Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 11-13-2004 06:57:36 AM
And you're comfortable with a program being on your machine, that... records your keystrokes?

Didnt you ever read 1984?

Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 11-13-2004 07:27:34 AM
quote:
Maradon! stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
That was a nice titty.

No, no it wasn't. Someone, I'm thinking Delidgamond, linked a close up still picture of that very same breast in that very same moment in IRC. The scarring from her implants was horrible.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 11-13-2004 08:00:51 AM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Vinven D`Slyfox
posted 11-13-2004 08:32:34 AM
I swear to god thats either photoshopped or one of the worst nipples Ive ever seen.

chick looks half drunk,no wonder she didnt notice

Aaron (the good one)
posted 11-13-2004 08:40:37 AM
Not photoshop
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 11-13-2004 10:14:05 AM
quote:
Maradon! thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
It's this stupid thing that counts your keystrokes and mouseclicks and gives you a WORLDWIDE RANKING!!!!

Redmage and someone else has it too, only theirs have cats in them.

http://whatpulse.org


I was first thx.

Maradon!
posted 11-13-2004 06:59:35 PM
quote:
Vinven D`Slyfox wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I swear to god thats either photoshopped or one of the worst nipples Ive ever seen.

chick looks half drunk,no wonder she didnt notice


Really. It looks like some kinda infected sore.

Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 11-13-2004 07:31:52 PM
Looks like a nipple relocation or post reduction or something. yuck!
http://www.bloodfin.net
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 11-13-2004 09:27:26 PM
quote:
From the book of Demos, chapter 3, verse 16:
Sig, not sigpic.

D'oh!

*Slaps self on fore head.

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-14-2004 04:01:11 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Kaglaaz How'ler was all like:
Looks like a nipple relocation or post reduction or something. yuck!

I was thinking nipple relocation myself, given that the incision scar looks like it goes all the way around.

Coloration's horrible, though. It's all yellowy and shit. Ugh...

give me natural over fake any day, but give me decent fake over a bad fake.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Damnati
Filthy
posted 11-14-2004 04:40:35 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
...give me natural over fake any day, but give me decent fake over a bad fake.

Amen. Who is that? I don't pay attention to celebrities so I'm too familiar with most of the newer. For some reason I think Tara Reid.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-14-2004 05:17:58 AM
quote:
Maho wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Amen. Who is that? I don't pay attention to celebrities so I'm too familiar with most of the newer. For some reason I think Tara Reid.

It is.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 11-14-2004 05:57:56 AM
Her picture just screams "40 year old crack whore"

JEbus.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 11-14-2004 09:47:19 AM
Yeah, those arent' implant Scars, they're nipple relocation or reduction scars.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-14-2004 11:19:49 AM
quote:
From the book of BeauChan, chapter 3, verse 16:
Yeah, those arent' implant Scars, they're nipple relocation or reduction scars.


After you get breast implants (usually cutting into the breast in the fold/overhang of where the boob connects to the chest to insert the implants), the nipple is often in the wrong spot, so they have to do nipple relocation. I can't imagine them doing a nipple relocation for any other reason. I mean, my cousin had to get breast reduction surgery, but as far as I know they didn't have to mess with her nipple. Besides, does that boob look like nothing happened to it? Negative. Obvious aug, then they fiddled with her nipple and it healed bad.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Nike
Pancake
posted 11-14-2004 11:26:20 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said:
After you get breast implants (usually cutting into the breast in the fold/overhang of where the boob connects to the chest to insert the implants), the nipple is often in the wrong spot, so they have to do nipple relocation. I can't imagine them doing a nipple relocation for any other reason. I mean, my cousin had to get breast reduction surgery, but as far as I know they didn't have to mess with her nipple. Besides, does that boob look like nothing happened to it? Negative. Obvious aug, then they fiddled with her nipple and it healed bad.

Bingo.

And.... yuck... that's one nasty boob... *shudders*

I'm with Shakira... small and humble....

Winning IS everything
Aaron (the good one)
posted 11-14-2004 11:28:27 AM
Except you aren't blonde or spanish or have a sexy accent.
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Nike
Pancake
posted 11-14-2004 11:33:43 AM
quote:
Delidgamond had this to say about Robocop:
Except you aren't blonde or spanish or have a sexy accent.

Shakira is a natural brunette... I have a sexy Canadian accent dammit! And Greek is just as exotic as Spanish... AND my boobs are way bigger than Shakira's... but not quite as big as Pamela Anderson's

(Shhh... leave me in my happy thoughts... it makes me happy ....)

Winning IS everything
Gravity'sAngel
Pancake
posted 11-14-2004 11:37:08 AM
Speaking from experience, SOME breast reduction methods do involve moving the nipple upwards on the chest. That procedure leaves the exact same scar around the nipple - although that is a really asymmetrical one. Doesn't speak well for her plastic surgeon.
Still refusing to play WoW.
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 11-14-2004 12:10:14 PM
NSFW! But very cool.

woo!

This site is cool!

Monica fucked around with this message on 11-14-2004 at 12:13 PM.

Gadani
U
posted 11-14-2004 12:15:52 PM
quote:
How.... Nike.... uughhhhhh:
I'm with Shakira... small and humble....

So you don't confuse them with mountains?

That song made no sense.

BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 11-14-2004 03:19:11 PM
I'm getting a reduction as soon as I can save up enough to do it.

I sure as hell hope I don't end up looking like that though

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 11-14-2004 03:30:42 PM
That awfulplasticsurgery site is hilarious...

I mean, some people are bad, but some are TRAINWRECKS...

*shudder*

Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 11-14-2004 04:29:52 PM
The boobie compells you!

Yeah, those are... ugly as sin I guess can be a good start. Au natural all the way!

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-14-2004 04:30:00 PM
quote:
BeauChan probably says this to all the girls:
I'm getting a reduction as soon as I can save up enough to do it.

I sure as hell hope I don't end up looking like that though


Save longer. Get it done right.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 11-14-2004 06:10:39 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
That was a nice titty.

No, it wasn't. If you see the close up, non blurrified one, it's absolutely dreadful. Some crazy shit happened to that nipple.

edit: I should refresh the thread before I post.

Bummey the Fool fucked around with this message on 11-14-2004 at 06:12 PM.

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