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Demos
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 12:17:51 AM
quote:
Maradon! spewed forth this undeniable truth:
It is pure speculation. Why? Because "Kerry's Got A Plan" but he won't tell us what it is, or tell us what's wrong with our current plan. Just trust implicitly.

He does have a plan on his web page. But because his plan involves logic and elaboration he can't fit it in the space of a 30 second retort during a debate.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-25-2004 12:17:52 AM
quote:
Demos had this to say about Pirotess:
I'm confused, are you saying they don't have a military?

I'm saying once they start making a difference in the world, we can care about them.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 12:18:29 AM
Yeah, I'm sure telling them to go fuck themselves really makes them want to help out.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-25-2004 12:20:41 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Demos wrote:
Yeah, I'm sure telling them to go fuck themselves really makes them want to help out.

I'm sure they would help out a whole bunch, too.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 12:24:50 AM
Now you're just speculating. Lets use logic here. Would a foreign body be more inclined to help if you...

A) Told them to go fuck themselves
B) Showed them they have a stake in it and didn't treat them like shit

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-25-2004 12:27:31 AM
quote:
Demos had this to say about Pirotess:
Now you're just speculating. Lets use logic here. Would a foreign body be more inclined to help if you...

A) Told them to go fuck themselves
B) Showed them they have a stake in it and didn't treat them like shit


I'm judging by how much they can help.

Britain could help. They are our allies, we treated them with respect, and they helped us.

France couldn't help. They tried to hinder us. No big loss.

Zair
The Imp
posted 10-25-2004 12:30:06 AM
quote:
Verily, Demos doth proclaim:
Yeah, I'm sure telling them to go fuck themselves really makes them want to help out.

Well, they wouldn't help us before we told them to "fuck themselves", and I believe France and Germany have said they wouldn't send troops even if Kerry got elected, so that is sorta a moot point.

Zair fucked around with this message on 10-25-2004 at 12:33 AM.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 12:30:21 AM
Countries can help in more than just a military fashion. But Parce makes it sound like the US and Britain are the only countries around with a functional army, and that's just plain wrong.

Demos fucked around with this message on 10-25-2004 at 12:31 AM.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-25-2004 12:33:41 AM
quote:
This one time, at Demos camp:
Countries can help in more than just a military fashion. But Parce makes it sound like the US and Britain are the only countries around with a functional army, and that's just plain wrong.

Once they start making a difference, I'll try to pay attention.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 12:34:52 AM
Do you not understand that I'm saying they won't give enough of a damn to make a difference if all they get is shit from the US?
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-25-2004 12:36:34 AM
quote:
Demos had this to say about Knight Rider:
Do you not understand that I'm saying they won't give enough of a damn to make a difference if all they get is shit from the US?

I understand. I also don't think that they could make a difference if they tried. France hasn't been relevant for ages and it likely never will be again.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 12:40:16 AM
The scope of my arguments aren't limited to France and Germany. There are many nations around that have a stake in what's happening. But just because a country doesn't have a strong military doesn't mean they can't help.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-25-2004 12:41:52 AM
quote:
Demos had this to say about Punky Brewster:
The scope of my arguments aren't limited to France and Germany. There are many nations around that have a stake in what's happening. But just because a country doesn't have a strong military doesn't mean they can't help.

France doesn't have a strong anything.

And there are plenty of countries still helping, they're just not as outspoken.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 12:44:46 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
France doesn't have a strong anything.

And there are plenty of countries still helping, they're just not as outspoken.


Name them.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-25-2004 12:46:25 AM
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Demos had this to say about dark elf butts:
Name them.

Japan, last I heard.

Mr. McPherson sent his fantastic flying machine, too.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 12:51:34 AM
Japan isn't starting [edit: sending troops] until November, and their max is 1000. We have 130,000 in Iraq. Next?

Demos fucked around with this message on 10-25-2004 at 12:52 AM.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-25-2004 12:53:02 AM
quote:
Demos wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Japan isn't starting [edit: sending troops] until November, and their max is 1000. We have 130,000 in Iraq. Next?

Look, ass, what do you have against McPherson?

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 12:56:15 AM
Because its obvious his flying machine runs on refined petroleum. He has a vested interest. Next?
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Drysart
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 12:58:15 AM
quote:
Maradon! came out of the closet to say:
It is pure speculation. Why? Because "Kerry's Got A Plan" but he won't tell us what it is, or tell us what's wrong with our current plan. Just trust implicitly.

Anyone that goes to his website can read details of his plan. I guess if you can't read or you just prefer to remain willfully ignorant, then you need to trust implicitly. Unless you have another explanation, that is.

Please bring a little more to the debate than parroting talking points.

Drysart fucked around with this message on 10-25-2004 at 12:58 AM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-25-2004 12:58:47 AM
quote:
Demos wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Because its obvious his flying machine runs on refined petroleum. He has a vested interest. Next?

I'm sick of your ignorant hating on the dirigible. It worked wonders in the war.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 01:01:47 AM
Normally, I'd laugh and let it go. But the attempted distraction really doesn't count as a response, and I'm tired of the lack of resolution around here.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Zair
The Imp
posted 10-25-2004 01:03:13 AM
quote:
Demos had this to say about Knight Rider:
Normally, I'd laugh and let it go. But the attempted distraction really doesn't count as a response, and I'm tired of the lack of resolution around here.

I don't think anyone is going to convince anyone away from their prefered candidate.

edit: Or even get anyone else to concede a point.

Zair fucked around with this message on 10-25-2004 at 01:03 AM.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 10-25-2004 01:03:58 AM
quote:
Demos painfully thought these words up:
Normally, I'd laugh and let it go. But the attempted distraction really doesn't count as a response, and I'm tired of the lack of resolution around here.

Regardless, we're both guilty of extremes. I make it seem like we don't need anyone and you make it seem like we don't have anyone.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 01:05:45 AM
*sighs*

Alright, that I can concede.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Sean
posted 10-25-2004 01:13:11 AM
DON'T FORGET POLAND.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Demos
Pancake
posted 10-25-2004 01:15:05 AM
Aww damn, how could I forget? News about them leaving has been all over the internets.
"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
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