Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about (_|_):
I'm clearly the choice; most archnemeses start out as gay lovers, and...perhaps I've said too much.
PERHAPS
J'ACCUSE! The people deserve to know, sir.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
-You take the blame for anything that bothers me. If I ever get banned, scolded or molested, it's your fault, and most likely, my allies will come and kill you.
Most folks already seem to blame me for everything from the sinking of the Titanic, the explosion on the Hindenberg, Osama bin Laden, Somthor, and all other manner of evil... so adding the above to the list is no biggie.
Plus Snoota, Sean, and several others of you allies already hate/ignore me, so I've got a head start on the second bit.
-You need to occasionally try and foil my plans. Whatever they are. I mean, even if it's to get a sandwich.
I was the one who kept stealing your booze. For only I know that your superpowers are derived from alcohol.
-You need a cool costume.
See Avatar pic on left. Note the cuteness (and the boobies).
-I'll one day destroy you, fyi.
So you keep saying...
..but if you do you'll have no-one else that could be your evil equivalent, thus ending your career and depriving you of infinite hours of 'fun, adventure, and treasure*' while you seek yet again to defeat my evil schemes.
*Note: 'fun, adventure, and treasure' may not be exactly as advertised or displayed in any images of product. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
Plus, if I keep stealing your booze, you wont have the funds to find me as you will need to keep replenishing the bar...
In short, I should be your archnemesis because you know a cute foreign female is the exact opposite of yourself... and in the end that's exactly what an archnemesis needs to be.
Abbikat fucked around with this message on 10-04-2004 at 02:13 AM. 
I don't think I need to say more than that.
And if I can't be the archnemesis, I'll be that REALLY irritating recurring villain that you wish to eviscerate with a tuning fork, but somehow always ends up eluding your grasp/being mysteriously ressurected/somehow just not bloody DYING.
*fills your sock drawer with her used vibrators, sets your desktop to macro shemale furry porn, schedules a coven meeting on your front lawn, and shoves a chocobo up your ass for good measure*
Pvednes fucked around with this message on 10-04-2004 at 06:39 AM.
