Now you aren't invited.
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Mr. Parcelan's little brother wrote this stupid shit:
It was a joke.Now you aren't invited.
Well, shit. 
I was going to bring a case of Vodka, too.
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Well, shit.I was going to bring a case of Vodka, too.
The vodka's still invited.
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I want some of what Mr. Parcelan was smoking when they wrote this:
The vodka's still invited.
I'll drink it all before it's plane leaves, due to the emotional suffering you have caused me! 
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A sleep deprived Delphi Aegis stammered:
I'll drink it all before it's plane leaves, due to the emotional suffering you have caused me!
I guess you're invited again, so we can beat it out of you.
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Check out the big brain on Mr. Parcelan!
I guess you're invited again, so we can beat it out of you.
Fresh squeezed Delphi Vodka! Get it while it lasts!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Delphi Aegis had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
It kinda has to be said now, even if it's just because Delid might be growing some humanity.
more like LAMEanity, am i rite? 
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BeauChan had this to say about Captain Planet:
why not?
Money. Parents.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Vorbis was all like:
more like LAMEanity, am i rite?
no. you aren't rite.
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Nobody really understood why Monica wrote:
Money. Parents.
Money can take care of itself. As for parents, as you're walking out the door just tell them you're going to the corner store for a pack of smokes. After they flip out, tell them that you were only kidding and you're really just going to Vegas for the week. They'll be so relieved you aren't smoking that they'll totally overlook the part about going to Vegas.
It has come to my attention that a number of EverCresters are pretty fucking creepy (you know who you are). As such, a number of people who would otherwise want to come, are hesitant to come.
To those hestitant:
It will be easy to avoid people you hate and myself, Snoota and anyone over 180 lbs. will be providing security. Rest assured, you may feel safe.
To those creeps:
I won't hesitate to punch you. If I could possibly get in trouble for that, I won't hesitate to call the cops on you. If I can't do that, I won't hesitate to dress you up like a hooker and have Callalron sell you as a foreign bride.
I still cannot come!
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Delidgamond wrote this stupid crap:
Good news!I still cannot come!
Sounds like a personal problem.
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That damn dirty nem-x rudely interrupted me to say;
Sounds like a personal problem.
I have an appointment with Dr. Mortious about this problem.
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Mr. Parcelan thought about the meaning of life:
anyone over 180 lbs.
Do I get big axes for weapons? Do I get to run around shouting For the Horde?
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How.... Falaanla Marr.... uughhhhhh:
Do I get big axes for weapons? Do I get to run around shouting For the Horde?
No, because nobody is afraid of you and, quite frankly, you're terribly easy to scare.
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There was much rejoicing when Snoota said this:
No, because nobody is afraid of you and, quite frankly, you're terribly easy to scare.
When you surprise someone from behind while they're really into a game, it isn't hard to scare them.
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Mr. Parcelan attempted to be funny by writing:
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!It has come to my attention that a number of EverCresters are pretty fucking creepy (you know who you are). As such, a number of people who would otherwise want to come, are hesitant to come.
To those hestitant:
It will be easy to avoid people you hate and myself, Snoota and anyone over 180 lbs. will be providing security. Rest assured, you may feel safe.To those creeps:
I won't hesitate to punch you. If I could possibly get in trouble for that, I won't hesitate to call the cops on you. If I can't do that, I won't hesitate to dress you up like a hooker and have Callalron sell you as a foreign bride.
Hey, I'm not creepy, I was just joking
Just ask Naenae! I'm not creepy!
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Falaanla Marr had this to say about Punky Brewster:
When you surprise someone from behind while they're really into a game, it isn't hard to scare them.
I thought I was going to have to find a doctor in about ten seconds because you were going to have a heart attack.
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Snoota had this to say about the Spice Girls:
I've met Khyron like three times(maybe twice?) now and I can attest to the fact that he is creepy as hell.
Twice.
Because you never actually caught me in those bushes outside your house.
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Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Snoota and anyone over 180 lbs. will be providing security.
I didn't sign up for a job
I haven't administered an old fashioned Texas Beatdown in a long time
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I want some of what Blindy. was smoking when they wrote this:
I'm 6'0" and 195 lbs. I'll help.
It doesn't work if we have all the creepy guys playing security.
I'm 6'3" and 230ish, but I qualify as creepy if you haven't met me.. 
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Delphi Aegis stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I'm 6'3" and 230ish, but I qualify as creepy if you haven't met me..
The only person creepier than you is Nina.
Is there something that i did that i don't know about?
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Blah blah blah Darius! blah blah blah...
The only person creepier than you is Nina.
Exactly, but at least I admit my creepyness.
I'm much different in person, but that doesn't help much, does it? Heh.
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Addy stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I don't classify Blindy as 'creepy.'
Look in the EverCresters Manual 3rd Edition.
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Rockstar games presents; CBTao;
I would like to think between bajah and myself there nobody would even dream of harassing anyone.
Bring it, poopypants.
That's right. Maradon told me your childhood nickname.
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Delidgamond was naked while typing this:
Bring it, poopypants.That's right. Maradon told me your childhood nickname.
ahem.
1. Maradon has only known me since highschool, ergo he doesn't know what my childhood name is.
2. If I'm going, and you're not, why are you telling me to bring it? I already am, you bring it!
3. My childhood name was not poopypants, it was MC Pee Pants.
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There was much rejoicing when CBTao said this:
I would like to think between bajah and myself there nobody would even dream of harassing anyone.
Hey, I'm the one in Vegas who has an AK-47 in his bedroom closet. That by itself should scare off most of the creeps.
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Rockstar games presents; CBTao;
3. My childhood name was not poopypants, it was MC Pee Pants.
You are lying. You clearly stole that name from ATHF
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Darius! had this to say about the Spice Girls:
The only person creepier than you is Nina.
Thinking like that, I daresay you'd be pleasantly surprised at meeting me offline, actually. Surprisingly enough, I actually react to constructive criticism and act upon it! I only act as I did online, because no one raised much serious objection to it. I don't confide nearly as much offline, you might understand, so I just come off as equally friendly and uninterested to guys and gals.
But whatever, I doubt explaining myself will change anything. Some of you guys are much too closed-minded to fully assess my position. Asha'man fucked around with this message on 09-23-2004 at 03:57 AM.
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Asha'man thought about the meaning of life:
Some of you guys are much too closed-minded to fully assess my position.
Here is a new position I want you to try out. On the floor holding your groin!
kicks Tier in the balls
