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From the book of Faelynn LeAndris, chapter 3, verse 16:
LiveWire tastes like Orange Triaminic Cough Syrup. Nasty nasty nasty!
Pretty much any orange soda tastes like that if you've ever had it. Same with grape soda and Dimatap cough syrup (which was actually pretty good).
Still, either of those are better than fucking Robatussin. Am I the only one who would fake taking that stuff when told to because it was so god awful?
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UBT had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Dammit, I can't find any Pitch Black! I invented the damn soda and I still have yet to be able to try it! It's a conspiracy!
They had it at the gas station near my house in the small cooler next to the Krispy Kremes. 
