Karnaj and Maradon shall race in speedboats across a mine-strewn sea.
Vorbo shall play the war drums to rally us all to action.
Tarquinn will pound his fist on this table and routinely call for order to this chaos. Oh yeah, he'll do this all while wearing a powdered wig.
Delidgamond will defend his hoard of chocolate mooseheads in his fabled keep: Gnomehold.
JooJooFlop will employ all manner of Wile E. Coyote-esque tactics to attempt and get said mooseheads from their defender.
Ja'Deth and Arttemis shall battle each other high in the skies in WWI biplanes.
Ares will prove to us why she is called 'Ten-Naps.'
Gydyon will give us the play-by-play as a rabid football commentator.
Drysart will randomly snatch females, whom he will refer to as his lovely assistants, and perform deranged magic tricks on their persons.
Lashanna, as one of the Forsaken undead, will attack her arch-foe: the Paladin Bajah.
Suddar, Ferret and Khyron will throw down in a Russian squat-dance competition.
Xyrra will re-enact a scene from a kung fu movie in which they have killed her master. Complete with lots of dropping to the knees in the rain and screaming "JINSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!"
Trent will be left out of this thread again.
Delphi will weep over the loss of his beloved puppy...who was devoured by Sean.
Liam and Zaza will fight each other with foam bats in a competition to see who reigns Sissy Supreme.
nem-x will clone himself and go apeshit on Addy, who will kick liberal amounts of butt.
Pvednes will sigh and contemplate the point of it all.
Led will die a noble death.
Mortious will play the bugle at inopportune times.
Katrinity will chase Mortious around with a broom, shouting mild curses at him a la Eh! Steve! and the wheelchair.
Begin at once!
*Does whatever he feels like as he is once again skipped over.*
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How.... Y.O.T.C.... uughhhhhh:
........*Does whatever he feels like as he is once again skipped over.*
Sorry. You must do interperetive dance.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Y.O.T.C had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
........*Does whatever he feels like as he is once again skipped over.*
*beats YOTC with a towel with bricks in it*
You forgot to end your post with "Mr. Parclean, Sir!"
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Out of a possible 10, Mightion Defensor scored a straight 1 with:
You forgot me. Bajah's more a ranger than a paladin.
ROGUE, you shit 
I've never ever been or played a Ranger.
Pvednes fucked around with this message on 08-10-2004 at 10:18 PM.
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Bajah stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
ROGUE, you shitI've never ever been or played a Ranger.
Rogue, ranger... I just thought it was more rangerly that you used a bow.
No reason to call me a shit. 
Who is winning and when will Iget the hot dog and drink I ordered from the man with the box?
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Cuba:
You forgot me. Bajah's more a ranger than a paladin.
If I had my DigiCam working I would challenge you to a duel to the death, My Models Vs. Your Transformers. 
--- I Have come to the realization I have way to many gundam models after cleaning my room and comeing upon a stash of a few unopened kits, and a drawer of junked ones. Peter fucked around with this message on 08-10-2004 at 10:36 PM.
Saith fucked around with this message on 08-10-2004 at 10:54 PM.
Dammit.
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Private Part had this to say about Knight Rider:
Can i just sit here and jiggle?
Scene II: Dojo exterior. Lightning flashes, and the rain comes down in buckets. Spotlight pans to an utterly drenched woman in a kimono, who stands with the katana in her outstreched hands. She falls to her knees, planting the tip of the weapon into the ground, as she throws her head back, letting out an anguished wail
A card flashes across the screen as a piano is heard merrily jangling away in the background
"JINSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!" Xyrra fucked around with this message on 08-11-2004 at 12:52 AM.
Khyron fucked around with this message on 08-11-2004 at 01:52 AM.
*pounds his fist on the table* If there's any more of this insurbordination, speedboatracing, fighting or general frolicking, I'll clear the court!
Bajah! Your paltry armor and your laughable faith cannot save you from Death's cold embrace!
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
Come now, Lashanna. Or should I say Rosaline, the name you gave up to become Forsaken? I believe the rules stated you must attack me, not bore me with insults.
It is well known that the Undead have no... prayer... against a Paladin of the Light! Bajah fucked around with this message on 08-11-2004 at 09:53 AM.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Arttemis was all like:
*emerges from a cloud of smoke, firing his handgun wildly at Baron Von Dethenstein's Sopwith Panda*
Ach! Mein adversary!
*dives for the ground, storming behind a barn, only to come up executing a formidable Pandastein Pounce from behind cover, popping off shots at Arttemis as he passes underneath*
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Led thought about the meaning of life:
*Keels over*
Such a noble death.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
*buzzes overhead in his biplane, hanging amongst the clouds of smoke rising from the others' chaos...waiting for his foe...when that doesn't work, executes a strafing run on Bajah and Mightion, before going back to waiting*
Ouch! Now Deth is using bullet points to make his arguments!
I bet he unprepared for puns of my caliber, though! I shall round them up, rifle through them for the best, clip out the inappropriate, then look through a magazine!
* flips through a copy of Puns and Ammo Mightion Defensor fucked around with this message on 08-11-2004 at 04:02 PM.
