"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
quote:Death of Rats impressed everyone with: Let the comedy and hiliarity pursue!
* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!" ----------------------------------- "That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden ----------------------------------- That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Not sure what you can do with Orcish Goku, but give it a shot. Zug zug.
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases." Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!" Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words." --8-Bit Theater
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!* "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty *Also Lyinar's attack panda
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
