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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-02-2004 01:14:28 PM
Who wants to sing? Zee Nay Dok'Toh Bah!!

(It's close enough)

Sakkra fucked around with this message on 07-02-2004 at 01:17 PM.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 07-02-2004 01:32:09 PM
quote:
"Behold the maginificence of my victory!"

Namu namu namu namu namu!
I would've gotten the Xianghua quote, but seeing it in Japanese first threw me off =(

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-02-2004 01:42:49 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Sentow, Maybe:
Namu namu namu namu namu!
I would've gotten the Xianghua quote, but seeing it in Japanese first threw me off =(

Yoshimitsu from Soul Calibur 1 or 2.

"Geez, they've gotta be running out of planes by now. Nathan, tell me they're running out of planes! Lie if you have to!"

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-02-2004 06:30:42 PM
My sig!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 07-02-2004 06:34:13 PM
quote:
Densetsu had this to say about John Romero:
My sig!

Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes.

"Heh heh! I'm gonna party like it's 999!"

El Cuchillo
RETARD! DO NOT FEED!
posted 07-02-2004 09:28:23 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Mightion Defensor!
"Witness my perfection."

I'm 95% sure this is Xan from UT. If it's not, I know he has this quote, so technically I'm correct.

Strip Club - Online Comic Reader and Archiver for Linux and Windows (and maybe OSX)
Mightion Defensor
posted 07-02-2004 09:41:54 PM
quote:
El Cuchillo had this to say about Pirotess:
I'm 95% sure this is Xan from UT. If it's not, I know he has this quote, so technically I'm correct.

Correct!

Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 07-02-2004 11:18:07 PM
1. "Chef: I don't like murders."

2. "They don't produce milk for a while when they get sick or are in a bad mood."

3. "Silly dwarfs, you obviously haven't fought with someone who fights like a true fairy! Uh, wait, forget I said that."

4. "MY TOENAIL CLIPPINGS MAKE A GREAT BACKSCRATCHER IF YOU GLUE THEM TO A STICK"

5. "You have fufiled your mission. It will revive peace in space..."(rest of quote gives game away.)

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 07-03-2004 01:28:59 AM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes.

"Heh heh! I'm gonna party like it's 999!"


I can't remember the dude's name, but he's from the first act of Diablo II.

"Enough with the false modesty already! You have a real gift!"

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 07-03-2004 01:53:40 AM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe had this to say about Robocop:
I can't remember the dude's name, but he's from the first act of Diablo II.

"Enough with the false modesty already! You have a real gift!"


oh christ I recognize that one, too... argh.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-03-2004 04:42:55 AM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe was listening to Cher while typing:

"Enough with the false modesty already! You have a real gift!"

Isn't that from Xenogears, Bart talking to Fei?

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-03-2004 04:58:29 AM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
"Enough with the false modesty already! You have a real gift!"

Chrono Trigger, Marle to Lucca I believe.

Here's mine: "You vant to go outside? You vant to fisticuffs?"

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 07-03-2004 05:00:21 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop probably says this to all the girls:
Chrono Trigger, Marle to Lucca I believe.

Here's mine: "You vant to go outside? You vant to fisticuffs?"


Yeah, you're right.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 07-03-2004 05:34:03 AM
Anything that Psymon Stark screams whenever Kaori Nishidake(sp?) uses his head as a landing pad for her board (SSX series)

Kennatsu fucked around with this message on 07-03-2004 at 05:46 AM.

Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 07-03-2004 05:56:54 AM
The Diablo II guy is Gheed the gambler/merchant.

Fisticuffs quote is Dr. Odine from FF8.

"Your shields will fall!"

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 07-03-2004 10:25:32 AM
"Grumble, grumble, overworked, mumble, underpaid, grumble, no control over my life..."
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 07-03-2004 04:37:42 PM
"Killin' is thirsty work. I need a drink."
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 07-03-2004 04:59:03 PM
1. "Where's the supplies? Our morale is dwindling!"
2. "Well, duh! Of course you're gonna win!"
3. "The Heartwood Master would not be pleased to hear his warrior welcomed with such words, Koail."
4. "The enemies at the west gate have been annihilated!"
5. "Well done! Now head straight for the enemy commander!"
6. "WORTHLESS SCUM!!"
7. "With this blow... ...I shall seal your fate!!"
8. "Is that the best you can do? I'm a little disappointed!"
9. "Hmm... I still need to let off some energy."
10. "What am I, a peon?"
11. "Pshaw! Such ruffians!"
12. "Enough. Die already."
13. "No problem, this is part of my plan!"
14. "Too easy. Just as I thought."

I might post more later.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Peter
Pancake
posted 07-03-2004 07:08:44 PM
I may lie, and I may steal, and I may rough some people up from time to time. But it's all for a good cause: Self Preservation

Much as I would like to, I just can't bring myself to jump into the giant pit of uncleaned kitty litter.

I don't know, but if it weren't for the sheer carefree innocence of this carnival, I'd be breaking his kneecaps

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 07-03-2004 07:54:24 PM
quote:
Ruvyen's account was hax0red to write:
1. "Where's the supplies? Our morale is dwindling!"
2. "Well, duh! Of course you're gonna win!"
3. "The Heartwood Master would not be pleased to hear his warrior welcomed with such words, Koail."
4. "The enemies at the west gate have been annihilated!"
5. "Well done! Now head straight for the enemy commander!"
6. "WORTHLESS SCUM!!"
7. "With this blow... ...I shall seal your fate!!"
8. "Is that the best you can do? I'm a little disappointed!"
9. "Hmm... I still need to let off some energy."
10. "What am I, a peon?"
11. "Pshaw! Such ruffians!"
12. "Enough. Die already."
13. "No problem, this is part of my plan!"
14. "Too easy. Just as I thought."

I might post more later.


1. Sun Jian, Dynasty Warriors 4
2. Kunoichi, Samurai Warriors (btw, the best line in that whole game is her Kenshin impression)
3. Dunno, but I'm willing to bet it's from EverQuest: Champions of Norrath
4. Cao Cao, DW4
5. Liu Bei, DW4
6. Lu Bu, DW4
7. I know it's from SW, but I'm not 100% sure on which character. I guess Yukimura.
8. I'm almost certain that this is from SW as well, you one trick pony, but I have NO IDEA which character it is.
9. Keiji, SW
10. Guessing CoN again
11. Okuni, SW
12. Raphael, Soul Calibur II
13. Raphael, SC2 again
14. Mitsurugi, SC2

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 07-03-2004 10:30:50 PM
"You're beginning to sound red, and by that I mean that you prefer a hammer and sickle over a hamburger."
Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 07-03-2004 10:32:41 PM
Though I don't know if this counts, but:

Cortana: Bet you can't stick it.
Master Chief: You're on.

"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 07-03-2004 11:16:33 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Chrono Trigger, Marle to Lucca I believe.

Here's mine: "You vant to go outside? You vant to fisticuffs?"


Heh heh. That's the Chef from Super Mario RPG, I believeupo




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 07-04-2004 02:06:46 AM
One of my favorites and slightly obscure: "Seeing the flame puts me in the mood to "Do it!"".


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 07-05-2004 12:09:41 AM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
8. I'm almost certain that this is from SW as well, you one trick pony, but I have NO IDEA which character it is.
10. Guessing CoN again

8 is half-right. It IS from Samurai Warriors.
10 is wrong.

15. "Ohhhh, maaannn! I almost had a heart attack there!"
16. "Oh mah God... He's WHACKED!"
17. "You called down the thunder... ...Now reap the whirlwind!"

Here's one I had to think about for a bit...

18. "Bulette cut my group down to nothing before we got here, and the Drow finished the job."

19. "Whoa. I have no idea what's going on, but it's impressive!" (I'm quite sure I got this one correct)

All I can think of for now.

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 07-05-2004 01:22:43 AM
15 is Marvel vs. Capcom 2, something the announcer says after a match.

17 is a Ghost from StarCraft.

Here's an easy one:
"I'm no Jedi; just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions."

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-05-2004 03:36:12 AM
quote:
Sentow, Maybe painfully thought these words up:
15 is Marvel vs. Capcom 2, something the announcer says after a match.

17 is a Ghost from StarCraft.

Here's an easy one:
"I'm no Jedi; just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions."


Jedi Knight 2

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 07-05-2004 03:37:55 AM
quote:
How.... Sentow, Maybe.... uughhhhhh:
15 is Marvel vs. Capcom 2, something the announcer says after a match.

17 is a Ghost from StarCraft.

Here's an easy one:
"I'm no Jedi; just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions."


Jolee from KoToR.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-05-2004 08:11:12 AM
"Is there nothing in this land but dust and carnage?"

"You no longer have to suffer for your people...you no longer have to bear the weight of your crown."

"Bear arms!"

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-05-2004 08:29:02 AM
Hey Parce!

Next time make this thread a "post FUNNY video game quotes" and not "some random text that I remember from a video game" one.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-05-2004 03:08:36 PM
Why?
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-05-2004 03:40:58 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan got bored and wrote this:
Why?

Funny is more memorable.

And the crown is Arthas, speaking to his father, during the cinimatic.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 07-05-2004 03:56:07 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
"Is there nothing in this land but dust and carnage?"

"You no longer have to suffer for your people...you no longer have to bear the weight of your crown."

"Bear arms!"


Without reading any of those I'll venture to guess they're all from WC3.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 07-06-2004 09:48:28 AM
"I'd like to buy a vowel. How about Aaaa....AAAAAAH.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"That cant be your face. Did your neck throw up?"

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 07-06-2004 10:25:11 AM
Ride ze shoopuff?
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 07-06-2004 10:34:16 AM
quote:
Sakkra had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Ride ze shoopuff?

FFX2 I love the hypellos.

And Parcelan's are fine. He didn't say they had to be funny; just that they had to come from games Half the stuff the units say in WC3 are puns or just silly. The "Bear Arms" one, for instance, is the druid of the claw (the bear guys)

And I know the other one...just can't remember from where.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 07-06-2004 12:15:54 PM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle said this about your mom:
Heh heh. That's the Chef from Super Mario RPG, I believeupo

WRONG!

quote:
JooJooFlop stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
"You vant to go outside? You vant to fisticuffs?"

Final Fantasy 8.
That'd be Odine, the inventor/scientist guy in Esthar.

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