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How.... Bloodsage.... uughhhhhh:
I confess. . .I'm Katrinity's alt account.
GASP! You're good...I didn't even know!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Aww. Have a cookie and a hug!
Okay! 
That being said, Parcelan is my alt.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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A sleep deprived Ares stammered:
I was actually molded out of cookie dough by Katrinity.
Draw, draw as fast as you can, we'll never equal your talent, you're the Cookie Dough Woman! ^.^
<tickles Ares>
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Katrinity had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Draw, draw as fast as you can, we'll never equal your talent, you're the Cookie Dough Woman! ^.^<tickles Ares>
That made me laugh.
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Gydyon had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I was always tempted to create an alt account, tell Drysart about it so he wouldn't tell on me, and see how far I could get. Now that I know people don't do it as a joke or for roleplay, it doesn't seem nearly as funny. Well, funny in a different way, anyway.That being said, Parcelan is my alt.
Technically, Gydyon, Parcelan and Bloodsage are all alts of Drysart.
I made the accounts so I could piss anyone off at any time through the use of at least one of them.
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Ares had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I was actually molded out of cookie dough by Katrinity.
Don't you mean molded by Bloodsage?
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Vernaltemptress was listening to Cher while typing:
Don't you mean molded by Bloodsage?
I'm confused..does that make you my alt too? 
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Katrinity wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I'm confused..does that make you my alt too?
No, but it means some interesting things for your love life! 
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Mr. Parcelan Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Technically, Gydyon, Parcelan and Bloodsage are all alts of Drysart.I made the accounts so I could piss anyone off at any time through the use of at least one of them.
The wide range of political and religious belief really gets some good flamewars going, and then I can ban the folks stupid enough to flame me/Sage/Parce/Gyd.
It's great. Why do you think I use Gyd's sig as a smiley, and rarely ban Parce?
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
quote:Banning yourself three times was a nice touch.
Mr. Parcelan needs to hitch a ride with a Vogon constructor fleet.
Technically, Gydyon, Parcelan and Bloodsage are all alts of Drysart.I made the accounts so I could piss anyone off at any time through the use of at least one of them.
EDIT: TAG `Doc fucked around with this message on 06-08-2004 at 04:28 PM.
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`Doc stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Banning yourself three times was a nice touch.EDIT: TAG
All part of the illusion, my good man. How's that title treating you, by the way?
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
quote:Like a Serta.
Gydyon is attacking the darkness!
All part of the illusion, my good man. How's that title treating you, by the way?
Ok.. so.. Bloodsage is Kat's alt. And Bloodsage is Parce's alt. And Parce is Gy's alt. And Parce is Drysart's alt.
So that means, Bloodsage, Parce, Drysart, and Gyd are all Kat's alts.
So that means... Kat and I... ._o
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Trillee had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Ok.. so.. Bloodsage is Kat's alt. And Bloodsage is Parce's alt. And Parce is Gy's alt. And Parce is Drysart's alt.
So that means, Bloodsage, Parce, Drysart, and Gyd are all Kat's alts.So that means... Kat and I... ._o
Rawr!
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Katrinity had this to say about Tron:
Rawr!
Oobebe!
eat yer heart out, Mort
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Trillee had this to say about Matthew Broderick:Ok.. so.. Bloodsage is Kat's alt. And Bloodsage is Parce's alt. And Parce is Gy's alt. And Parce is Drysart's alt.
So that means, Bloodsage, Parce, Drysart, and Gyd are all Kat's alts.So that means... Kat and I... ._o
Kat and you what.
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Snoota had this to say about Captain Planet:
Kat and you what.
Baked a batch of delicious cookies, silly!
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So quoth Trillee:
eat yer heart out, Mort
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Katrinity had this to say about Duck Tales:
Baked a batch of delicious Ares cookies, silly!
Fixed that for you
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Mortious had this to say about Tron:
*wraps Mort in philo dough and puts him in the oven*
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Xyrra obviously shouldn't have said:
Yeah, don't even bother. We all already know your terrible secret.
If the images stop showing up, it's because I took them down to conserve bandwidth.
Khyron fucked around with this message on 06-08-2004 at 07:49 PM.
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Khyron said this about your mom:
to show Parce that legend of Zelda pr0n exists
Proof positive that no matter what the subject, there will always be an Internet site that fills somebody's weird fantasies....
Affectionately referred to as MATTMATTMATT by some, the person known on these forums as "Bajah" is, surprisingly enough, not who he pretends to be. Sometimes, he really is the kind, sensitive, all around nice guy he appears to be on the outside. Sometimes, he is an evil stone-hearted villian. His threads at christmas time are merely a ruse, to con the unsuspecting people of Evercrest into believing him to be a jolly, if not rotund, generous person. An "elf" if you will. His purple tophat replacing the more tradional red and white outfit, as the times change. He is to the modern world, what a man named Nicholas was centuries ago. The main difference being that Nicholas did not do dark, evil deeds when making his christmas rounds. The evil being known as Bajah does.
It all started one christmas eve, several years ago, when a young Texan named Matt name removed caught a man known as "Santa" leaving him a copy of Daikatana for christmas, and flew into a murderous rage, ending only when the fat bastard in the red suit lay bloody and broken beneath the tree. Matt then stolecommandeered Santa's sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, and took off into the night. Now, every year, at christmas time, he travels the worl, stopping only at the houses of Evercrest Forum members. He sometimes leaves a gift behind, but more often only photographs them in thier sleep, or, in some cases, in the shower. Or, in Snoota's case, dressed in a red suit, and beaten bloody under the tree.
The truth is known.
Bajah is Santa for a new, twisted generation of message board flame monkeys.
I'm really not a moogle.
...
OK guys, I have a second confession to make. You know how I cleverly convinced you I'm not a moogle?
Well, I'm really a moogle. oshi
Oh, and remember that one picture I posted of me by my spiffy computer? Well, that was photoshopped. I don't really use a computer to post here. Gunslinger Moogle fucked around with this message on 06-08-2004 at 10:52 PM.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Trillee had this to say about Tron:
Oddly, "Piper" doesn't sound like a chick, or german...
Damn strait
I confess, I dont actually do drugs. And I might as well be a strait edge for the chaos that ensues in my presence. That is to say, none.
During the Nazi occupation of Belgium during WW2, a small family was captured hiding in an abandoned house near a pistol factory. The youngest of the family was a girl, who said she was 20 years old, but looked no older than 16. She was taken in for study, and dissection, but after the Nazi prison camp doctors found the girl's clitoris to be 5 times the normal size, they decided not to dissect, and let her live. When exposed to sexual stimuli, her clitoris would extend upward, and outward, while swelling in size. However, as the girl refused to be defecated upon, and her mock penis would not spray urine all over other young girls, the germans could not think of what to do with her.
Since the Germans could find no use for the girl, they promptly sold her to Japan. The Japanese put her to work as a model for a new weapon, to be used to destroy the hearts and minds of the americans, on a very long timeline. This weapon, is called "Anime", and is widely used all around the world, to destroy the mental state of the youth in modern culture.
Today, the young girl, (yes, young, she doesnt fucking age.), lives in a small hut in northern ireland. The story of her escape from the japanese is not a tale for today, but maybe some other day. In her hut, she has a laptop computer, a cable modem, and a generator hooked up to an excersize bike to power everything, and she posts under the name "Xyrra"
Her Clitoris has not been used as a model for twisted cartoons in at least three months.
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Elvish Crack Piper Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Damn straitI confess, I dont actually do drugs. And I might as well be a strait edge for the chaos that ensues in my presence. That is to say, none.
You have no fucking clue what I ment by that...
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Trillee had this to say about Robocop:
You have no fucking clue what I ment by that...
I know who the first piper is ;-p
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Elvish Crack Piper obviously shouldn't have said:
I know who the first piper is ;-p
You *still* have no idea what I ment by that.
