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Nicole was listening to Cher while typing:
You're all mine, now. Get in line, freaks, or I'll have sex with your pets.
Hah! I don't have any pets!
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This insanity brought to you by Gydyon:
*has Moogle's legs broken and then lights a new cigar*
*goes to an inn, walks out, saves, then shoots out Gyd's cigar again*
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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ACES! Another post by Gadani:
Hah! I don't have any pets!
Pets, stuffed animals, bedsheets, it really doesn't matter, so long as something you're going to touch ends up uncomfortably sticky.
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Gadani attempted to be funny by writing:
I'm scared now. It's a good thing I'm stew ingredients.
Sticky broth for you.
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Sakkra had this to say about Captain Planet:
Sticky broth for you.
Thank you.
*hump hump hump*
Come to think of it, that'll be the first duty on my job description.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
HENCEFORTH I DECREECavalier will be a drugged-out hippy.
Like wow, ok dude...
Anyone up for some lentils.... and be sure to smoke all your greens...
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Cavalier- was listening to Cher while typing:
That man needs a haircut, and a job, and to stop taking soo many drugs.
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Nobody really understood why Mr. Parcelan wrote:
Callalron will be the Official Empire's Jimberjam. WHatever it is a Jimberjam does, I'll leave up to him.
In Philip K Dick's short stories "Stand-By" and (I forget the other one), there's a political dissident named Jim-Jam. His occupation is "news clown". He's a journalist and newscaster, and he wears a clown suit.
That's what I think a Jimberjam would be, anyway.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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From the book of Gunslinger Moogle, chapter 3, verse 16:
In Philip K Dick's short stories "Stand-By" and (I forget the other one), there's a political dissident named Jim-Jam. His occupation is "news clown". He's a journalist and newscaster, and he wears a clown suit.That's what I think a Jimberjam would be, anyway.
Doesn't explain the "ber", though. My guess is that the "ber" comes from "lumber", meaning Calallron is a clown made of wood that broadcasts the news.
Freakay.
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Nicole had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Doesn't explain the "ber", though. My guess is that the "ber" comes from "lumber", meaning Calallron is a clown made of wood that broadcasts the news.Freakay.
sounds about rightupo.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
*constructs a burrow*
