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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Good day to you, holmes. I consider you a friend and equal, as your opinions are valid to me. Would you care for a non-alcoholic beverage and perhaps some bran fiber?
I'd love to, but I have to get to a Bush Rally. I'm a guest speaker because I'm so witty and entertaining.
I'm a pretty busy guy. I can't just hang around a message board all day.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I'll bring the weed, you bring the MASSES of Alchohol 
imm goi 2 go brn kitend 4 fn an frt n stpid pepol nw bbl d0dz sow i csn pst mor
It hurts, especially since I know people like this
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Karnaj had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Yea, I have accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as my personal savior, as the King of all men. I have found the one truth, and I will live forever in His Kingdom of heaven. No longer will I be deceived by the scientists and their vast, global, atheist conspiracy! No longer will the wicked ways of "evolution" and "logic" cloud my pure, devout mind! I will revel in the glory of God, for without it we are all stupid, worthless, wicked, and weak, and only through obedience to God and God's grace will we gain some small measure of worth! Praise the Lord!
Um. There is no God! Convertibles suck!
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
It's not something people hear about.
Dr. Gee fucked around with this message on 05-08-2004 at 04:24 PM.
I better go, though. I gotta iron my Sunday best so I can look pleasing to the Lord when I go to the Hellfire and Brimstone Southern Baptist Church tomorrow. Growing up, I was always told that if I didn't dress right for Church, God would strike me down right there in the middle of the sermon. I guess God was merciful towards that poor kid in my sunday school class who couldn't afford anything good enough.
Anyway, I promise to you, Lord, that some day I will cleanse this world of these sinning faggots. I fucking hate them, and I know that you do too, Lord. Praise Jesus. Amen.
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Xyrra came out of the closet to say:
I hate you.
We should kill them all, then eat only what fruits, vegetables and grains we can grow for ourselves in giant greenhouses the size of cities.
Animals pollute this earth, with their methane farts, and their dung. They have stinky breath too.
While we are killing the animals, we should take a detour and kill all the people in Zimbabwe. I don't like the way they look. The world would be a much neater place if Zimbabwe just didn't exist. They are messy, and are a stain upon human kind.
I have so much faith in humanity's intellegence as a whole.
Oh, and Drysart sucks. He reallllly shouldn't make us subscribe! I mean, REALLY, you -know- he's just getting rich off of the subscriptions. He should pay US for coming here! I mean, really, we give him like 400 dollars, and I'm SURE the server only costs like... 15 bucks to run. Seriously.
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Sakkra had this to say about Tron:
I am the Queen of France!
HOLY SHIT! 
I'm not popular enough for that to be funny
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Gadani stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
I have a personality at this board!
Yet you never post in the "last one to post wins" thread.
I wanna cast... Magic Missile.
I'm attacking the UBB! EAT 5d4+5, BITCH!! Ruvyen fucked around with this message on 05-08-2004 at 07:24 PM.
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Dr. Gee thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Dave Chappelle is a racist biggot.
um but he is, its called humour because he is black but if a cuacasion comic did that hed be sued by the nccp fined by the FCC and likly shot
Anyone who does have sex before marriage will go to hell.
Still always, Not-Dude.
