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Topic: OI, SOMTHOR. BRING IT!!
Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-02-2004 03:24:18 AM
quote:
Snoota painfully thought these words up:

*beats Snoota with the Fan Appreciation Bat*

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 05-02-2004 03:24:35 AM
This thread greatly disappoints me.
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-02-2004 03:26:27 AM
quote:
Caid '5 Fists' Berrit probably says this to all the girls:
This thread greatly disappoints me.

It should, there's no flame to it. I'm disappointed as my challege went unanswered. So lame...

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-02-2004 03:31:02 AM
quote:
Maho had this to say about Knight Rider:
It should, there's no flame to it. I'm disappointed as my challege went unanswered. So lame...

Here's a hint:

Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-02-2004 03:33:12 AM
quote:
From the book of Delphi Aegis, chapter 3, verse 16:
Here's a hint:


Who the fuck is Yuo?

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-02-2004 03:34:47 AM
quote:
Maho had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Who the fuck is Yuo?

Yo!
Yao.
Yo!
Yao.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-02-2004 03:34:59 AM
MegaTokyo is obscenely stupid.

Lame storyline + Generic characters + Plot that goes nowhere + Good art + Crappy Dialogue + Artist that complains about having to make a comic = Crap that borders on PvP bad.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-02-2004 03:36:40 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
MegaTokyo is obscenely stupid.

Lame storyline + Generic characters + Plot that goes nowhere + Good art + Crappy Dialogue + Artist that complains about having to make a comic = Crap that borders on PvP bad.


*shrugs* Suit yourself. I like it fine. Though Applegeeks and MacHall tend to be more amusing. I like Megatokyo due to consistency and the fact that it has a continuing plot line it follows (well, vaguely anyways).

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-02-2004 03:37:50 AM
I only read Penny Arcade because the news posts usually amuse me more then the comic (Though Fruit Fucker prime was sweet.), and Sluggy Freelance because I couldn't imagine a day without Torg, Riff, and Zoe.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-02-2004 03:38:00 AM
The only webcomic that hasn't hurt my brain besides Penny Arcade was the early issues of that one comic that was a fad around here about that Mall. I forgot what it was called.

The early issues owned.

"NO WHITE HOES!?!?!?!?!"

Damnati
Filthy
posted 05-02-2004 03:44:52 AM
All y'all should read Exploitation Now
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Darius!
Pancake
posted 05-02-2004 03:47:59 AM
quote:
Snoota stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
The only webcomic that hasn't hurt my brain besides Penny Arcade was the early issues of that one comic that was a fad around here about that Mall. I forgot what it was called.

The early issues owned.

"NO WHITE HOES!?!?!?!?!"


Mall Monkies. That comic ruled for a while.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-02-2004 03:50:00 AM
"I got you an Orange Soda. You know, because you're black."

"..."

"BLACKTASTIC!!"

Darius!
Pancake
posted 05-02-2004 03:52:25 AM
"Fakeem! I thought you were dead!"

"Let's just say I've got a huuuuuuge penis"

"... what?"

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 05-02-2004 03:53:25 AM
Fakeem owned.

And let's not forget the ever classic...

"This hose is silly!"

Snoota fucked around with this message on 05-02-2004 at 03:53 AM.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-02-2004 04:39:12 AM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Maho wrote:
All y'all should read Exploitation Now

Except that comic hasn't been updated since august of 2k2, and he's now working on another comic named Errant Story.

Which is, if you like actual, storyline driven comics, looking to be much better. I haven't read past the first week (His B&W animation style was hard on my eyes, so I quit reading), but it was shaping up nicely.

Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 05-02-2004 11:46:56 AM
The only difference I see of Somthor and Maho is Somthor is mature enough not to make a flame thread like this or post in it.

Kudos to Somthor in my opinion.


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 05-02-2004 11:50:18 AM
So, did we ever figure out who brought Somthor to the forums?
Noxhil
Pancake
posted 05-02-2004 11:53:16 AM
quote:
Gikk had this to say about Duck Tales:
So, did we ever figure out who brought Somthor to the forums?

Everquest pr0n?

I'm not sure which is more annoying... rezzing old threads or mindless news threads every day.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 05-02-2004 11:55:58 AM
Maho hasn't been so bad. Somthor's mellowing but he has not yet reached the point where his title is still applicable, in my opinion.

I do like the idea of this thread (the original idea I mean), however.




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Sean
posted 05-02-2004 12:03:44 PM
quote:
Gikk wrote this stupid crap:
So, did we ever figure out who brought Somthor to the forums?

He came in that huge thread about RZ guilds killing the Sleeper, I think.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 05-02-2004 01:22:49 PM
you would be correct Sean.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 05-02-2004 01:38:58 PM
That is indeed correct, was reading that during Marketing second period and went "DAYUM!" in the middle of a test I'd just finished.
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 05-02-2004 04:24:07 PM
thsi si waht happenes wehn yuo DOENT WAETCH YUOR TAXES!!!!!!!!!1
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Kael
Whistlepig
posted 05-02-2004 04:30:30 PM
quote:
Gikk had this to say about Pirotess:
So, did we ever figure out who brought Somthor to the forums?

Yeah, everyone was calling all of those RZ players losers for wasting 6 hours on a mob that drops no loot.

"RZ players" and "losers" go so well together.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-02-2004 04:33:51 PM
Sweet. A Kagrama sighting. That makes me happy.

And the only online comic I read regularly is Video Game Cats.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-02-2004 05:30:29 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Holden!
The only difference I see of Somthor and Maho is Somthor is mature enough not to make a flame thread like this or post in it.

Kudos to Somthor in my opinion.


Right on, brother. Disagreeing with everyone else will still make you cool!

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 05-02-2004 05:35:25 PM
Flame threads are where this sort of thing belongs, since the dissolution of Flameball.

Likewise, Maho started this thread before the other threads he was spanking Somthor in were closed.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 05-02-2004 05:38:34 PM
quote:
Maho wrote, obviously thinking too hard:

This thread automatically gets a 5.

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 05-02-2004 05:43:13 PM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about (_|_):
Yo!
Yao.
Yo!
Yao.

Yaoi??




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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 05-02-2004 05:43:19 PM
quote:
Kael had this to say about Knight Rider:
Yeah, everyone was calling all of those RZ players losers for wasting 6 hours on a mob that drops no loot.

"RZ players" and "losers" go so well together.


No, we were calling them losers for thinking we gave two shits that they got a ton of people together to zerg a mob to death.


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
diadem
eet bugz
posted 05-02-2004 06:07:03 PM
quote:
Maho had this to say about Pirotess:
I love how everyone but Somthor is posting in this thread.

me guess he trying to be da better man...


i smell gas....


..oh and...

quote:
This one time, at Maho camp:
Who the fuck is Yuo?


please tell me dis uh joke. if it is, me tink it dum.

diadem fucked around with this message on 05-02-2004 at 06:08 PM.

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Kael
Whistlepig
posted 05-02-2004 06:07:18 PM
quote:
Abbikat was naked while typing this:
Yaoi??

Mastercard commercial. Yao is a big Chinese(?) baseketball player.

He walks up to this cash register to buy something in New York, a mini Statue of Liberty iirc, anyways, it goes something like this.

Yao: "Do you take check?"

Guy: *points to sign that says 'No checks'* "Yo!"

Yao: "...Yao" (Thinking the guy is just saying his name wrong)

Goes on like that for the rest of the commercial.

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 05-02-2004 06:09:40 PM
quote:
Kael got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Mastercard commercial. Yao is a big Chinese(?) baseketball player.

Ahh..

..never heard of him...




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Mr. Parcelan
posted 05-02-2004 06:09:46 PM
If he's trying to be the better man, he better try a lot harder after trolling everyone's threads for so long.
Kael
Whistlepig
posted 05-02-2004 06:11:21 PM
quote:
Abbikat impressed everyone with:
Ahh..

..never heard of him...


Yeah, dunno what team he plays on. It's not a major one for sure (ie: Lakers, Spurs)

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 05-02-2004 06:13:44 PM
Would probably help if I had any kind of interest in basketball, hey?



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Jajahotep
Vader to Deth's Obi-wan
posted 05-02-2004 06:37:55 PM
quote:
Abbikat had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Would probably help if I had any kind of interest in basketball, hey?


This is Yao. He's very Rwarr.

And he does play for a big team.. Houston.

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 05-02-2004 06:40:54 PM
quote:
Jajahotep thought about the meaning of life:

This is Yao. He's very Rwarr.

And he does play for a big team.. Houston.


Astros??

no wait.. thats baseball isnt it...

uumm... the Spurs were San Antonio (i think i recall that much from when I was there...)

..but honestly basketball doesnt interest me at all.. Baseball to some extent, but NFL I love!!




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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 05-02-2004 06:40:54 PM
quote:
Out of a possible 10, Kael scored a straight 1 with:
Yeah, dunno what team he plays on. It's not a major one for sure (ie: Lakers, Spurs)

The Houston Rockets, back to back World Champions, and my hometown team are quite major indeed, my friend.

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