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Topic: How Parcelan sees the world
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-28-2004 04:24:21 AM
quote:
How.... Death of Rats.... uughhhhhh:
Parce's Van

[IMGx]http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/j/l/jll220/Rice/WTF.jpg[/IMG]


No way. You have much to learn.

Damnati
Filthy
posted 04-28-2004 04:24:46 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Death of Rats was all like:
Parce's Van


That's disturbing on so many levels....

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-28-2004 07:45:25 AM
So I am Robot B-9. ok but i take exception that you think katrinity is smurfette

you see smurfeette was origionaly a sable haired creation of gargamel, I doubt Katrinity bleaches her hair.

I also doubt she was ever evil

I further doubt she was created by a half assed wizard like garamel.

Now we all know as adults there is no stork.

and we also know there were 99 MALE smurfs created by the good mage Humprey

with the time line there were only the 99 male smurfs until Garamels abomination showed up and caused sexual confusion and frustration. all the suddon we start getting baby smurfs all over the damn place

I cant belive Katrinity would ever have multible children out of wedlock nor be the sexual outlet for bunch of horny blueberries

so Parcelan I respectfuly put forth for all these reasons you are wrong Katrinity is not Smurfette.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 04-28-2004 09:21:28 AM
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 04-28-2004 09:57:08 AM
hay
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-28-2004 01:20:48 PM
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-28-2004 01:29:28 PM
Parcelan:
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-28-2004 01:30:45 PM
quote:
This one time, at Somthor camp:
So I am Robot B-9. ok but i take exception that you think katrinity is smurfette

you see smurfeette was origionaly a sable haired creation of gargamel, I doubt Katrinity bleaches her hair.

I also doubt she was ever evil

I further doubt she was created by a half assed wizard like garamel.

Now we all know as adults there is no stork.

and we also know there were 99 MALE smurfs created by the good mage Humprey

with the time line there were only the 99 male smurfs until Garamels abomination showed up and caused sexual confusion and frustration. all the suddon we start getting baby smurfs all over the damn place

I cant belive Katrinity would ever have multible children out of wedlock nor be the sexual outlet for bunch of horny blueberries

so Parcelan I respectfuly put forth for all these reasons you are wrong Katrinity is not Smurfette.


the more I think about the Smurfs, The more I think it was the churches attempt to pull kids towards religion!

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-28-2004 01:34:38 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-28-2004 01:49:27 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Captain Planet:
nem-x:


Hot-cha-cha-cha-cha!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 04-28-2004 02:09:13 PM
quote:
nem-x stopped beating up furries long enough to write:


THAT scares me...

edit: I think the expression on penpen's face is a better emoticon than I could come up with.

BeauChan fucked around with this message on 04-28-2004 at 02:10 PM.

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 04-28-2004 02:22:54 PM
This thread frightens and confuses me.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-28-2004 02:43:16 PM
Azymyth:

Azrael:

Gydyon:

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-28-2004 02:46:52 PM
Well Smurf you, Mr. Big Smurf. I don't need any of this Smurfing Smurf. <mutters>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-28-2004 02:58:08 PM
Parcelan:
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Gadani
U
posted 04-28-2004 03:04:34 PM
I did a google image search for 'Parcelan', but all it found was:

This:

And the rant icon.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-28-2004 03:05:25 PM
quote:
Gadani thought about the meaning of life:
I did a google image search for 'Parcelan', but all it found was:

This:

And the rant icon.


That is Fae's pic of Parcelan for his dnd game. Was an evil villian the PCs ran into.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-28-2004 03:06:53 PM
Parce:
Gadani
U
posted 04-28-2004 03:07:03 PM
quote:
Katrinity's account was hax0red to write:
That is Fae's pic of Parcelan for his dnd game. Was an evil villian the PCs ran into.

Oh. Well, in that case, Parcelan is unique and has no pictures on the internet.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-28-2004 03:10:59 PM
Katrinity:

Nem-x:

Ryuujin
posted 04-28-2004 03:16:15 PM
Katrinity:

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 04-28-2004 03:17:18 PM
Parce:
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 04-28-2004 03:17:22 PM
this thread made me laugh much.
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 04-28-2004 03:18:08 PM
Parcelan:

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-28-2004 03:24:33 PM
Batty:

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-28-2004 03:24:49 PM
quote:
Ryuujin thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Katrinity:


We've...got Foxes in Kenya! ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-28-2004 03:28:55 PM
quote:
Azrael Heavenblade had this to say about dark elf butts:
Parce:

I thought that was me. When I was in the Air Force, this one captain I worked with even used to call me "Bluto".

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-28-2004 03:29:12 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Well Smurf you, Mr. Big Smurf. I don't need any of this Smurfing Smurf. <mutters>

cookie?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-28-2004 03:30:37 PM
quote:
So quoth Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael:
cookie?

<offers up a cookie> You rang? ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-28-2004 03:30:55 PM
quote:
Zaza probably says this to all the girls:
Batty:


urge...to tease...Batty...growing...

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-28-2004 03:42:47 PM
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-28-2004 03:46:11 PM
quote:
Katrinity's account was hax0red to write:
<offers up a cookie> You rang? ^.^

Actually I was offering you a cookie. But cookies exchanged in friendship are always welcome.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 04-28-2004 03:52:20 PM
I hate you all.
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-28-2004 03:53:02 PM
quote:
Batty said this about your mom:
I hate you all.

Nuttin' but Batty! ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-28-2004 03:55:22 PM
quote:
Batty had this to say about Cuba:
I hate you all.

Is your father a police commissioner?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 04-28-2004 04:03:06 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Is your father a police commissioner?

No. I can see where this is going. I hate you.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-28-2004 04:05:06 PM
quote:
Batty had this to say about Robocop:
No. I can see where this is going. I hate you.

*Cackles*

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-28-2004 04:24:01 PM
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-28-2004 04:24:07 PM
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-28-2004 04:31:43 PM
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