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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-27-2004 01:54:51 PM
Free beer for everyone!
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-27-2004 01:58:48 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I would also launch Fae from a catapult, drag Somthor behind a horse and have Alek molested by a giant land tortoise.

wouldnt be the first time

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-27-2004 02:12:02 PM
Honestly? I'd repeal most, if not all of socially restrictive legislation, kick fundamentalist idiots out of office and replace them with more moderate members of their party, and let (largely)unbridled capitalism reign supreme. Oh, and I'd abolish presidential and gubernatorial elections, but that goes without saying. I'd have all my friends run the states. Oh, and I'd make impeachment illegal, too. Oh, and my veto overrides everything. Oh, and my salary goes from $200K a year to $1.3 billion a year.

That, or I'd take a page out of Marx and create the most brutal, oppressive communist dictatorship imaginable. Fuck everyone else; I'll be living the high life.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-27-2004 02:13:39 PM
quote:
From the book of Karnaj, chapter 3, verse 16:
Honestly? I'd repeal most, if not all of socially restrictive legislation, kick fundamentalist idiots out of office and replace them with more moderate members of their party, and let (largely)unbridled capitalism reign supreme. Oh, and I'd abolish presidential and gubernatorial elections, but that goes without saying. I'd have all my friends run the states. Oh, and I'd make impeachment illegal, too. Oh, and my veto overrides everything. Oh, and my salary goes from $200K a year to $1.3 billion a year.

That, or I'd take a page out of Marx and create the most brutal, oppressive communist dictatorship imaginable. Fuck everyone else; I'll be living the high life.


You talk a good game, but we all know the only thing you'd be remember for was your statement of: "Every Wednesday shall be Hot Wings day!"

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 04-27-2004 02:15:52 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Free beer for everyone!

You've got my vote.

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Zair
The Imp
posted 04-27-2004 02:34:30 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Captain Planet:
Free beer for everyone!

You would destroy campus town economies.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-27-2004 02:51:56 PM
quote:
Zair stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
You would destroy campus town economies.

No worries, my plan has covered that.
I would leagalize soft drugs. Those towns can sell weed then.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 04-27-2004 at 02:52 PM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Zair
The Imp
posted 04-27-2004 02:56:04 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
No worries, my plan has covered that.
I would leagalize soft drugs. Those towns can sell weed then.

You sir, are a genius.

Maradon!
posted 04-27-2004 06:46:48 PM
quote:
Over the mountain, in between the ups and downs, I ran into Death of Rats who doth quote:
He/She would only gain if the country overall did well. and for the nantional heathcare plan, doesn't every other first world country besides the U.S. have it?

1) No. 2) Even if they did, that doesn't make it a good idea. England has a greater rich/poor disparity in healthcare coverage than America does, and they HAVE socialized healthcare. Canada's socialized healthcare system is three billion dollars in debt and getting worse. Socialized healthcare worldwide is either worse than America's healthcare, not any better off.

quote:
I know Canada does. Is Canada comunist!? In mother Canada, winter melts spring!

Canada is becoming more and more socialist, which is economic communism, yes.

Maradon! fucked around with this message on 04-27-2004 at 06:47 PM.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-27-2004 06:57:14 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Captain Planet:
Canada is becoming more and more socialist, which is economic communism, yes.

Oh? I hadn't realized that, and I live here

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-27-2004 07:00:42 PM
Hey, Maradon. Do you support a national law enforcement? If so, why? I mean, if it's up to people to tough it out if they get cancer, shouldn't it be the same if they got beaten up or robbed or something?
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-27-2004 07:38:20 PM
Socialized medicine in a massive economy is not the best idea in the world. Canada had the right idea (and it may have corrected it's problems now) but I remember back during the Clinton administration, they'd grossly underestimated how often people would take advantage of the opportunity to see the doctors, who were often overwhelmed by the workload. Likewise, not enough money was going into the coffers.

The problem here in the States is the damage it would do economically to essentially trade in a big, profitable income are (medical and health insurance companies) in favor of paying out a massive amount of money.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-27-2004 08:14:23 PM
Maradon takes his stuff to the extreme, all about telling people to tough out cancer and learn to live like a predator.

Zaza and Zair swallow idealistic garbage on the whole, somehow believing that it's possible to make the world completely free of war, crime and strife.

And Ja'Deth is such a dork he wears a horned helmet and a fake beard whenever he roleplays.

Did I get everyone?

Tareshinal
Pancake
posted 04-27-2004 11:11:46 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Optimus Prime:
[QB]Why would you pay doctors more?QB]

Yes, I would pay doctors a bit more. Sure they get payed alot for their work, but my dad being a Cardio Vasculer Surgeon I can speak for the fact that if he is home before 7:30pm its a good night and if he leaves after 7:30am its a good day. He also has to wake up at obscene hours sometimes just to say that it is ok for them to give a patient a certain medicine.

Example: last week one night, he got home at 8pm and we ate dinner. He went to bed at 10pm and they called him a total of 4 times that night, one of those times (it was 3am he said) he had to go into the hospital and do an emergency, he then got home only to get another hour of sleep before going into his next case.

If thats not an ass load of work for their money I dont know what is. Oh, and might I add that with Malpractice becoming a huge issue they are saying we will have a shortage in the medical field over the next few years. Malpractice use to be reserved for the truely screwed up cases where the doctors were at fault. Now, it is if the person dies just because the operation didn't go well for whatever reason then it is immediatly the doctors fault and thus he should be sued for millions of dollars because your grandpa died of a heart attack at the age of 90 and the doctors failed to save him. Oh and the insuance that you can get for these cases, costs a shit load and if you do end up loosing a law suit case of malpractice then most insuance companies then leave you out that on your ass.

That is why I would gives doctors more, I prolly would not pay them cash though. I would end up making more restrictions on Malpractice Law Cases.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-27-2004 11:25:44 PM
i wouldnt, my dad had a heart transplant which was fine then they gave him the wrong meds and he almost died rejecting it.

ok

few years latter hes more or less ok but new heart was damaged... no biggie hes alive so he goes in for a rutine biopsy to monitor rejection and the jackass flubs it my dad bleeds to death lung collapses no chest tubes in the room despite hospital policy that they should be no tubes on floor despite rules they should be they get them from another floor dad has died.

im pissed but hey i cant fucking sue the prick for murdering my father becuse in florida you have to be under 25 if a child and they got to my mother and preyed on her guilt for not being there when it happened told her they would ask why in court etc etc.

I didnt even get an we are sorry for your loss.

so /rude to you and your dad wanting more money and wanting cheaper malpractice rates. he complains about the hours? let him go flip burgers at wendys instead.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Zair
The Imp
posted 04-27-2004 11:31:10 PM
I think the occupation that most needs a pay raise is teacher.

Doctors get paid enough, for the most part...

Zair fucked around with this message on 04-27-2004 at 11:38 PM.

Tareshinal
Pancake
posted 04-28-2004 12:02:07 AM
quote:
Somthor stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
so /rude to you and your dad wanting more money and wanting cheaper malpractice rates. he complains about the hours? let him go flip burgers at wendys instead.

Somthor although it is unfortunate that your dad died, you know that only a small fraction of doctors are like that and to fucking stereo type all of them as being bad doctors who dont give a flipping fuck is horrible. My dad clocks those hours in cause he wants to help others, he has been know in this city for paying for patients hospital fees cause they couldn't afford it, now where did that money come? his own damn pocket. Yes, here in TN things arn't as bad in other states (malpractice wise), but here people are also known for not having insurance and not being able to pay for surgery but get picked up by EMS and are then almost forced to pay medical fees.

Did I ever at once say he alone wanted less hours or more money, no, I ment doctors in general. My dad has never once in his life around me complained about either of those. Both of those points are soely based upon the fact that I personally think they need to be fixed. So before you go off putting doctors down for sacrificing their lives to their work and less attention to their family, and getting sued because of stuff that is completly bogus. You need to think about what the GOOD doctors do for others and not how your one bad unfortunate expierence with a doctor should represent all the doctors.


P.S. Zair - I agree whole heartedly, I completely forgot to put them in that little area.

Tareshinal fucked around with this message on 04-28-2004 at 12:03 AM.

Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-28-2004 12:10:01 AM
.... All I have to say is that it's my fualt. I forgot to put it in. I meant to put in that you would also be put in jail.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-28-2004 12:17:50 AM
Ohhh yea, I was reminded of what I would do to islamic terorrist. I would do what someone 'Blackjack' someone from WW2 I think it was. What he did was he captured 50 islamic terroists in the philipines I think it was, tied them to poles to be executed, brought out some pigs, sluaghtered them in front of the terrorist, diped the bullets in the blood, shot 49 of the terrorist, put them into the grave, dupping the pig carcasses ontop of the bodies, burried them. and thenlet the last terrriost go. There were no more terrriost attacks. I think we should do that.
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-28-2004 07:52:24 AM
quote:
Tareshinal stopped beating up furries long enough to write:

not how your one bad unfortunate expierence with a doctor should represent all the doctors.


P.S. Zair - I agree whole heartedly, I completely forgot to put them in that little area.


ONE? WHAT ABOUT THIS DAMN COATHANGER IN MY FOOKING SKULL!!!!!

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-28-2004 08:39:12 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Death of Rats:
Ohhh yea, I was reminded of what I would do to islamic terorrist. I would do what someone 'Blackjack' someone from WW2 I think it was. What he did was he captured 50 islamic terroists in the philipines I think it was, tied them to poles to be executed, brought out some pigs, sluaghtered them in front of the terrorist, diped the bullets in the blood, shot 49 of the terrorist, put them into the grave, dupping the pig carcasses ontop of the bodies, burried them. and thenlet the last terrriost go. There were no more terrriost attacks. I think we should do that.

That was debunked as a modern myth.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-28-2004 10:03:25 AM
I would do it then
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-28-2004 10:56:19 AM
quote:
Death of Rats spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I would do it then

Good plan, Mr. President But what would stop those 'terrorists' from doing something equally degrading to your ctizens then?

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 04-28-2004 01:05:24 PM
quote:
Tarquinn thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Good plan, Mr. President But what would stop those 'terrorists' from doing something equally degrading to your ctizens then?

Haven't you noticed that they are already? with what happen to those Engineers I think they were that were beaten, killed and down alot of other things to them?

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-28-2004 01:12:53 PM
simple most middle eastern men have little regard for women. so catch the terrorist cut of his genitals and give him a massive injection of estrogen and some time relased hormones that are good for say 5 years and some implants.


then after they have healed nicely dump them back where they came from and let their "brothers in arms" do what will come natural rape and stoning to death.


there are things far worse than simple death and torture

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Mod
Pancake
posted 04-28-2004 02:08:59 PM
Sex-change rape rooms! Someone liberate them!
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 04-28-2004 03:57:16 PM
Somthor is so up to date with modern racism, I love it.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-28-2004 03:59:00 PM
Oh and I'd want massive land battleships. Things the size of the space shuttle crawler, but heavily armored and packing all sorts of firepower. Giant mobile command centers/hangars/garages.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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