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Topic: 7-11 is the best store ever
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 04-19-2004 09:30:23 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr attempted to be funny by writing:
or i can buy a cold 2 liter for 99 cents, and have a bottle to urinate in later on.

I win.



My roommate actually did this. He's a disgusting person.

His piss really did look like Mt. Dew, though.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-19-2004 09:30:27 PM
quote:
Suddar said this about your mom:
I don't drink anything besides water and 100% juices.

sXe gone wrong, next on Fox.

Suddar
posted 04-19-2004 09:31:42 PM
It has nothing to do with being sXe. Just not wanting to be fat.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-19-2004 09:32:05 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Alaan said:
Breakfast: 1-1.5 glasses of milk
Lunchy: Can of Pepsi
Dinner: 1-2 glasses of milk
After Dinner: Sometimes another Pepsi
Snack: Glass of milk.

all my soda drinking has stunted my growth.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Suddar
posted 04-19-2004 09:34:06 PM
By the way, if you count milk I guess I have about a glass at the most of that a day.

In cereals.

Suddar fucked around with this message on 04-19-2004 at 09:34 PM.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-19-2004 09:34:19 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Suddar!
It has nothing to do with being sXe. Just not wanting to be fat.

It didn't work. Lard ass.

Suddar
posted 04-19-2004 09:35:15 PM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
It didn't work. Lard ass.

Did so. I've lost like, 80 pounds so far.

Ares
posted 04-19-2004 09:42:48 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Did so. I've lost like, 80 pounds so far.

That's a hellava lot. Way to go Suddar.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-19-2004 09:54:06 PM
quote:
Somthor had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
they had very loud mouth peices speaking for them.

they made a big deal about it back then about pulling it off the shelves and that they would never sell them again, maybe that was jsut here in the south but i'd swear it was chain wide. you sure they are selling porn in a 7-11?


The 7-11's in oklahoma city sell porn. Lots of it.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-19-2004 09:56:28 PM
The 7-11s in Vegas sell porn behind the counter.

But then again, I think even the Toys R Us out here sell porn now days.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-19-2004 11:43:56 PM
It's funny when a guy comes into a store to buy porn and there's no dude on and he has to ask the girl behind the counter for the mag of choice. Horrible, horrible.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-20-2004 12:27:19 AM
If my gas station had sold porn I might have lasted longer there.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-20-2004 01:08:56 AM
quote:
Snoota had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
If my gas station had sold porn I might have lasted longer there.

It's all kept sealed in plastic baggies. Except for the magazines of REALLY CREEPY SEX STORIES.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-20-2004 09:14:13 AM
mmm wonder if they decided it was ok to start selling again or I simply imagined it? Id swear that during the regan era they made a big deal about it, the moral majority people etc etc called a boycott of 7-11 for selling porn and a few days later they pulled it off their shelves.

did i just imagine that?

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-20-2004 12:31:44 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I don't drink anything besides water and 100% juices.

"On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.

I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!"

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-20-2004 12:58:34 PM
quote:
Somthor had this to say about Pirotess:
mmm wonder if they decided it was ok to start selling again or I simply imagined it? Id swear that during the regan era they made a big deal about it, the moral majority people etc etc called a boycott of 7-11 for selling porn and a few days later they pulled it off their shelves.

did i just imagine that?


Yeah they did that. But Reagan's time ended like 16 years ago. Has it been 16 years since you went into a 7-11?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-20-2004 01:41:10 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Duck Tales:
Yeah they did that. But Reagan's time ended like 16 years ago. Has it been 16 years since you went into a 7-11?

been a very long time, most the stores here somehow ended up as hadji-marts

even the stores in good locations all seem to be owned by people from the middle east who cheat americans and dont pay taxes. This one store I sat and watched the woman short change a few customers. when I paid I asked her to count it back to me and woulndt touch it until she fixed it.


basicly she would give you a bunch of ones and count one or two twice.

IM startingto realize I have become kinda xenophobic

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Zair
The Imp
posted 04-20-2004 01:48:07 PM
quote:
Somthor had this to say about Knight Rider:
even the stores in good locations all seem to be owned by people from the middle east who cheat americans and dont pay taxes.

stereotype much?

How do even know they don't pay taxes?

Nirrudn
Pancake
posted 04-20-2004 01:50:02 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr impressed everyone with:
or i can buy a cold 2 liter for 99 cents, and have a bottle to urinate in later on.

I win.


I so didn't need that mental image, thanks.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 04-20-2004 01:57:13 PM
quote:
Zair had this to say about Duck Tales:
stereotype much?

How do even know they don't pay taxes?


surely not all but some and thats enough for me. Apparently they get a tax break to help them establish themselves here in america and then they change ownership everytime the taxbreak ends in order to keep it going.

as to the rest simple selling things off the books and having two sets of books same thing shady bussness people have done for centuries.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Taylen
Pancake
posted 04-20-2004 03:42:37 PM
Sadly all the 7-11's shut down in charlotte years ago. Wish they'd bring them back.
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
All times are US/Eastern
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