My favorite one liner! Upon his confrontation with the Joker:

"From the beginning I knew that there's nothing wrong with you I can't fix with my hands."

Or his confrontation with the Mutant Leader!

"You don't get it, boy. This isn't a mudhole; it's an operating table. And I'm the Surgeon."

<insert loud crack of a bone here>

Something tells me to stop with the leg. I don't listen to it.

Snoota fucked around with this message on 04-07-2004 at 04:11 AM.

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Trillee probably says this to all the girls:
Could be worse.

Could be Adam West...

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HEY adam was a great batman, they wanted camp he gave him camp. nothing wrong with him or his portrayal of batman as requested by the producers of the times.

rember when the batmobile was a real car that could be driven at highway speeds and not some fiberglass non functional POS

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TheOriginalZane stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
bullshit.
Worst Batmobile ever.
The only thing that could make it worse is if Ron Jeremy is the next Robin. That would be bad.

Well, I would rather Ron as the new Bond than that tool Orlando Bloom.
Orlando blows.

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at least ron is known to sleep with the ladies insteed of the lad-ees

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Somthor wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
rember when the batmobile was a real car that could be driven at highway speeds and not some fiberglass non functional POS

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They've all been drivable... Just one had shitty brakes and another one had shitty cornering.

You can get the collected "Dark Knight Strikes Back" (sequel to Dark Knight Returns) for $20. Well worth it. Lots of other superheroes in it; from Guardian, The Question, Green Arrow, a new Hawkman, Barry Allen (Flash) lots of the Atom, Wonder Woman, Captain Marvel, Superman, to Martian Manhunter, Green Lantern, and characters from the "Dark Knight Returns" (namely former Mutant Gang members Rob and Don, as some of Batman's commandos).

First issue Batman beats the crap out of Superman again when Supes comes (he goes in planning to stop Bruce by any means necessary and ends up wheedling that he "just wants to talk" by the end of the fight). Final scene, Batman's glaring at Superman and says "Get out of my cave."