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Topic: My contribution!
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-02-2004 07:49:09 PM
Knowing Somthor is reserved for only the most heinous of crimes.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-02-2004 08:36:26 PM
You mean know in the... biblical sense?
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-02-2004 08:45:47 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Snoota wrote:
You mean know in the... biblical sense?

I mean "know" as in "you're going to find out if he really is longer and wider than the average caucasian male via the backdoor."

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 04-02-2004 09:24:52 PM
quote:
Somthor was naked while typing this:
not my type at all too big in the chest and seems a bit worn out down below. hair is a mess... face is ok.

Just for your info, large labia don't mean that a person is lose. They are genetic - they are failry common, and they are almost universal in -all- african american women.

Mod
Pancake
posted 04-02-2004 09:32:01 PM
quote:
Gikk had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Just for your info, large labia don't mean that a person is lose. They are genetic - they are failry common, and they are almost universal in -all- african american women.

Is that the female version of "Size doesn't matter"?

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-02-2004 11:07:06 PM
quote:
Mod's fortune cookie read:
Is that the female version of "Size doesn't matter"?

BURN!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-02-2004 11:10:49 PM
For the record, my labia minora are approximately 16 inches long and 4 wide.
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Beer.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 04-03-2004 12:06:42 AM
quote:
GikkGikkGikkGikkGikkGikk MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
and they are almost universal in -all- african american women.

And they're not necessarily loose!

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-03-2004 01:38:25 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Gikk:
Just for your info, large labia don't mean that a person is lose. They are genetic - they are failry common, and they are almost universal in -all- african american women.

Don't argue with Somthor! He knows the facts. He was a woman once, just like everything else.

Lady Delirium
Drysart loves me!
posted 04-03-2004 01:57:02 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Somthor:
I'll have you know Im larger in girth and longer in length than the average caucasion.


you do know that the average caucasion is only 5 inches, right?


yes, that is maradon spining around in a chair ^_ ____ _ ^
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-03-2004 02:00:46 PM
Computer: Please enter password.

Guy: *typing* p-e-n-i-s-enter

Computer: Your password is too small. Please try again.

Steven Steve
posted 04-03-2004 02:30:37 PM
cockasian
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 04-03-2004 02:49:22 PM
quote:
Mr. Gainsborough had this to say about Robocop:
Computer: Please enter password.

Guy: *typing* p-e-n-i-s-enter

Computer: Your password is too small. Please try again.


hehehehehe

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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-03-2004 04:20:47 PM
Why did this thread turn into a lesson about female anatomy?
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Gadani
U
posted 04-03-2004 04:25:18 PM
o jeez i wunder
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-03-2004 06:01:13 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Somthor said:
I'll have you know Im larger in girth and longer in length than the average caucasion.

Let me guess. And you use it to steal pic-a-nic baskets when Mr. Ranger isn't looking?

Callalron
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